《Being Nigerian In A Foreign Country.》Nigerian delicacies.
Advertisement
Just because we've left Nigeria, it doesn't mean we would leave all those delicacies behind. How? How can you come to England and say you'll be eating only fish and chips, bangers and mash, shephered pie, roast dinner?
For why na?
And if you do, then I truly wonder how you cope o. For me, I still like my 'swallows' sha, once in a while. Nothing beats our mouth-watering dishes. Nothing!
I'm sure some of you who don't live in places where there are African shops around would know the struggle of travelling miles to buy foodstuff.
My mum and I have to journey to the nearest African shop (which is about 11 miles from where we live), to buy all the necessities. The aim is to stock up the freezer, so you're not making the same journey any time soon.
And by necessities, you know what I mean; meat, (shaki, cow leg, beef, roast turkey, chicken gizzard, fish), Ola Ola pounded yam (we've tried others, but this is still the best . . . although it's expensive), garri, Palm-oil, rice. Tesco and all these supermarkets do sell rice, but not the 10 or 20kg bag. (4kg bag of rice from Tesco would not even last somebody for two weeks. Ahba!) Sometimes we buy those Agege bread too (which tastes heavenly, especially when it's soft and fresh). I'll choose it over Kingsmill or Hovis loaf anytime - no offense to them though hehehe.
Unfortunately, you cannot buy some of these things from the Tesco or Morrisons round the corner. I mean, you can buy chicken and meat, but it just doesn't taste the same. I don't know if it's just me, but the beef you buy in an African shop and the one you buy from Tesco, are very different. I don't even know if it comes from the same cow sef. I doubt it.
And then meat like shaki or kpomo or gizzard, you cannot find it in Tesco. Oyibo don't eat those one o.
Oh yes! And the Ultimate Indomie noodles. How did I forget that? Now that is certainly a necessity.
Advertisement
- In Serial416 Chapters
Tomb Raider King
The tombs of the gods have appeared in the world! People who were able to collect the artifacts inside these tombs could use the abilities of heroes of lore, granting them wealth and power. Then, an unknown Tomb Raider who started to loot those artifacts suddenly appeared. He is known as the Tomb Raider King. “Damn it, this is driving me nuts! That damn bastard looted everything here too!” What’s yours is mine. What’s mine is obviously mine. The Tomb Raider who revived in the past after his death will start to take every tomb in the world for himself!
8 524 - In Serial153 Chapters
Fluff
Every year, on the same day, people across the world awaken new powers. They take the first step on the path to becoming Super Heroes... or Villains. Emily Wright wants nothing to do with any of that. All she wants is to get her degree and maybe learn to deal with her anxiety so that she can have an entire conversation with a stranger without panicking. She did not plan to awaken with the power to summon little sisters, or to learn that she’s been marked as a Villain. Will she be able to turn things around, or will she drown in a sea of super villainy and cuddles?
8 654 - In Serial38 Chapters
Tethralin (LitRPG)
In a world many years ahead of ours, a technology which moves a person's soul is introduced. Then, using their technology, Xyvarc Corporation creates a game called 'Tethralin', moving players' souls into this game. Zeryn Felix finally makes it to the 20th floor, but gets betrayed by his teammates. He started with five lives, yet now only has one. Due to frustration and a sudden realization, he places his difficulty on 'Hardcore', but then throws all his attributes into Luck—just to find out it may be more than he could afford to handle. Can someone truly rely on luck to survive on their last life—or will his impulsive decision lead to his downfall? Why does Hardcore seem so different than Easy and Normal? What does Luck really even do? Zeryn sets out to find answers while trying to survive—to see what completing this game offers. ------- Discord Can also be read over at scribblehub Book cover commissioned by https://matokunewa.artstation.com
8 112 - In Serial25 Chapters
Accused: The KC Warlock Weekly, Book One
My name is Levi. I’m a journalist, I’m autistic, I’m bad at magic, and I swear I didn’t kill her.Research for the paper usually falls into a few basic patterns. Someone in the city says there’s a troll under Buck O'Neil Bridge, or they’ll call just so a friendly ear will listen to them complain about a pixie infestation.That sort of content carries me through slow news weeks. It’s rare that I uncover a murder.Being framed for murder, though? That’s a first.With the Wizard’s Council hunting me for a crime I didn’t commit, I’ve got no choice but to solve the murder and clear my name. If I don’t unravel this case, nobody will, and I’ll go down for it so hard I might never see the light of day again.
8 127 - In Serial12 Chapters
Fantasy World Adventures
He spent a long time relaxing. "I actually came to this world through the game" Shenhuo "? Where is this mainland Lasvia? Does this person have the same name as me?" Nishizawa's idea is very surprising. Not long ago, he also challenged the world ’s newest leader, the demon lord, with members of the guild in the "Blaze". Their mastery of human strategy, together with Nize, the first legal god in all activities, eventually grinded foreign monarchs into residual blood. However, the power of aliens exceeds their imagination. When the aliens were about to die, almost everyone got lost in a few seconds. In the end, only Nishizawa survived. At the time, Nishizawa and the alien monarchs were bloody ruins. In fact, Nishizawa still wanted to defeat the alien monarch, but I do n’t know what happened. The world collapsed suddenly, as if the end of the world had come, and then he came here. At first, he thought the system was damaged, but he didn't expect to break into the game world.
8 140 - In Serial24 Chapters
YouTuber Ego Oneshots & Imagines (REQUESTS CLOSED!)
Hi there! I wanted to keep some writing going, and thought that maybe you guys would like a set of Ego imagines. I'd love to start writing some, and I'd love to have you guys enter a few in! I only have three rules (so far, lol) and anything else is cool. -I don't do smut.-I don't do romanticized abuse or pain.THESE STORIES ARE ORGANIZED ALPHABETICALLY UNDER 'FILES'.
8 215

