《Being Nigerian In A Foreign Country.》Complaints
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Okay, so I know it's been a while since I posted something up here. Biko, bear with me, training to be a Pqediatric Nurse is not easy.
It's not beans o.
Apology accepted, abi?
Good. Thank you.
Moving on . . . lol
So, throughout this week, the weather here in England has been really hot. I'm talking the temperature hitting the 30's (°C) you know. It's like Nigeria paid a visit to the UK.
Now, you would think everyone will be content, seeming that the sun rarely shows its face here. But no, what are they doing? Complaining...
"Oh it's too bloody hot mate."
"Oh my God, I'm boiling."
"I'm melting!"
Ahnahn! Ogini? (What is it?) Why can't you just enjoy this warm, beautiful whether, while it lasts . . . because we all know it wouldn't.
Seriously . . .
You people should tell me o. . . because when its cold, you'll complain too.
"Cor blimey, I'm freezing out here man."
"Where's the sun gone? It's too cold"
"Ah! the weather's miserable."
It's such a British thing, I swear. Complaining about everything. In fact lemme give you a few list. They'll moan about:
How hot the weather is
How cold the weather is
If it snows
If it doesn't snow
Waiting in queues
Their horrible bosses
Horrible colleagues
Horrible neighbours
Public transport
Immigrants stealing their job
The National Health Service (NHS). I don't even why they complain about this. For God's sake it's free! Argh!
. . . and the list continues
It's like even if they enjoy it eh, they still have to complain about it.
When the sun is out, You'll see them all out, completely smeared all over in suncream. They'll be frolicking about barely clothed, getting tanned and soaking up the rays of the sun, but they'll still complain.
I think they just can't help it tho, it's one of those things.
I know humans in general, we're never satisfied, we complain and we always want more. But the British people? chai, they're on a whole different level on this. On a scale of 0-10? I'd say the children of Israel lol.
Where my Nigerian/African brothers and sisters at? Do Nigerians/Africans moan as much? Please let me know. Drop your comments 😘😘😘
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