《MUHAMMAD》Chapter 26
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"So y'all can't hear now". Ari asked before squeezing my hand.
"I'm here because my man is here". Tati said mugging her folding her arms.
"And which one is that". Abdul asked causing her to look at him in shock
"What-what do you mean". She asked studdering.
"You dumb bitch did you think shit was gone actually happen and I wasn't gone put my cousin on game". I ask laughing because she should have know us better that that.
"He's lying". She said shaking her head.
"So this video don't show you slipping them pills in his drink bitch fuck outta here". Abdul said shaking his head laughing.
"But it's cool tho I been fucking with Ryan". He said and Ari looked over at him smiling.
"Since when". She asked groaning.
"That day I came to drop Yosohn off and you was sleep". He said and she nodded laying her head on my shoulder.
Out of nowhere, Tati slapped Ari and I move her off of me before standing up. I went to work on her ass nothing but face shots.
"STOP GET OFF OF ME". She screamed and I heard the door trying to be opened and I look back to see Abdul standing against the door smiling.
"Hello, may I come in". I hear and and I two-piece her ass one more time before backing away from her body.
"We good". I said taking a seat on the bed and Abdul moved away from the door and the Doctor rushed in with police behind her with their guns pointed.
"Yo, my fucking family in here put that shit down pussy boy". I said and Ari grabbing my hand making me look at her and she shook her head no.
"Son I'm going to need you to calm down". An officer said causing me to look at him crazily.
"Son, bitch I ain't yo son". I said mugging him.
"It was me". Abdul said before he could say anything else.
"Stand up hands behind your back". The other officer said walking over to him with his gun still pointed before grabbing his cuffs cuffing his hands behind his back.
"G fuck is you doing". I ask standing up before they walk him out.
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"Dude you got a son and another child on the way I got this". He said I grab the back of him neck bringing our foreheads together.
"I love you dog". I said looking in his eyes.
"I love you too bro". He said and I removed my forehead from his before they yank him away and walk out with him and I follow them out into the hallway.
"IT'S UP WITH US FUCK NIGGA". he yelled looking back at me with a smile before they disappeared around the corner.
As I was about to walk back into the room they were bringing Tati's unconscious body out.
Walking in Ari looked up hold Yosohn.
"You beat her ass". She said laughing slapping hands with me.
"You need to keep yo lil gangsta ass away from me". I said laughing taking Yosohn kissing his head before taking a seat on the couch.
"What the doctor say when I was outside". I ask throwing him in the air causing him to laugh.
"She said it was due to stress but other than that everything else looks good". She said and I nod.
"So you going back with me whenever I get Abdul out or you staying". I ask rubbing her head as she kissed on Yosohn.
"I think I'm gonna stay a while it's no drama in Hawaii". She said and I nodded going in to kids her and Yosohn slapped the fuck outta me.
(A/N: Them baby licks ain't no joke I be forgetting they kids)
"Yo, what the fuck". I said slapping him back not hard but hard enough to where he looked at me shocked before looking at Ari who was trying not to laugh but when she did he started crying.
"Aww, mama fat man its okay look". She said grabbing his facing him my way before popping my hand.
"Bad Dada Bad". She said popping me and he reached out laughing to hit me until I looked at him and he stopped and started crying again.
"Stop doing my baby like that". She said hitting me.
"I ain't do shit to his fat ass he need to boss the fuck up ion got no weak kid". I said pushing Yosohn head back and he fell back into Ari's chest.
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"Stop bitch". She said laughing sitting him up straight.
"You and him got me fucked up I didn't know I had a family of jumpers in this bitch". I said shaking my head sorting back into the seat.
"We ain't no jumpers nigga we called the helping hands the fuck". She said looking at me seriously.
"That's jumping". I said blankly while looking at her.
"It ain't jumping if my child/friend already beating yo ass". She said with a shrug.
"Yo ass got valid points so imma leave that right there but I'm finna head out to see if I can get Abdul out of jail". I said standing up.
"When you get him come back up here". She said and I nodded about to walk out.
"DaDa". I heard and I stop turning around.
"Yo, Ari stop fucking playing all the time g". I said shaking my head turning around as she looked at me crazily.
"DADA". I heard again and I turn around to see Yosohn holding the rail.
"DADA DADA DADA". He yelled bouncing up and down.
Running over I swoop him up throwing him in the air catching him as he laughed.
"Yo, my son just said DaDa". I said excitedly to Ari and she looked at me with an eyebrow raised with a smirk on her face.
"Mmm I mean yea that's cool". I said clearing my throat.
"I'm taking him with me". I said and she nodding lating back and I walk out of the room.
"Say it again". I say holding him in front of me.
"MaMa". He said causing me to stop.
"Hell Nah, I'm taking yo ass back". I said shaking my head walking out of the hospital.
Unlocking the door to the car I hold him in my lap since I don't have a carseat. Backing out I drive the speed limit.
Pulling up into the parking lot I get out locking the door and hold Yosohn in front of me.
"What do you want". The man at the front ask as I walk up.
"Nigga I know you see my child with me show some fucking respect before I blow this bitch up". I said mugging him and he looked up.
"Is that a threat". He asked standing up and pulling his gun out aiming it at me so I take mines out.
"What's going on here Doug put that away". Somebody said and I turned around.
"Muhammad is that you my man". Randy said slapping hands with me.
"My cousin got locked up I came to bail him out". I said kissing Yosohn since he kept trying to kiss me.
"Okay follow me". He said and I nod walking behind him.
"So you know we're cool you don't have to pay and you have my number just let me know when you need something". He said unlocking the gate.
"I need you to fire that nigga in the front he pulled a gun out with my child in my arms". I said and he nodded unlocking Abdul's gate.
"I was wondering when yo light skin ass was gone bail me out oh wassup Randy". Abdul said slapping hands with him.
"Had I known they brought you in I would've had you out". He said closing and locking the gate back.
"Preciate it". I said slapping hands with him as we made it to the entrance.
"No problem". He said turning around walking away.
"Thanks for coming to get a nigga I was finna be on my prison type shit and shank a bitch with my spoon". He said causing me to laugh as we got in the car.
"Dude just shut the fuck up". I said shaking my head laughing.
"Foreal I know you seen that big body nigga in the cell with me". He said buckling him and yosohn up.
"That man wasn't even bothering yo dumb ass". I said as I pulled off.
"Okay, so nigga he looked at me like I was on 60 days in or some shit". He said looking at me crazily.
"Just sit back and ride". I said and he smacked his lips sitting back.
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