“Where’s the fags Minato!” A old crazy woman from the Elders shrieked annyoingly like a squealing pig who’s being brought to slaughter. Oh wait, she’s a pig in the spirit world. No wonder she’s trash. Pigs eat everything and anything, be it rotten, spoilt or inedible.

“Bring them out Minato and kill them now!” A older man ordered as he hit his cane against the floor. Dammit. He’s going to scratch my marble flooring. He’s going to pay for it if I find a single scratch mark on it.

“Yeah! Kill them! What we Elders say are absolute!” The 4 others chorused in agreement as they tried to pressure me by crowding me. Tsk. Annoying pests. Like that will change my final will. I’m getting my mate back even it’s the last thing I’m going to do.

“Didn’t you bring the fags back? Where the fuck are they!” One of them spat rudely, making a tick-mark form on my head.

You see, sadly, the Elders, 4 male and 2 female, are all made up of irritating pesky creatures. The males are cockroach, lizard, mudskipper and cock respectively while the females are, one of course the pig, and another being a rat. Surprisingly the pig didn’t eat all of them up.

“My dear lovely Elders.” I started with words filled with loath and sarcasm. “I have indeed the intention of bring the guys back but that’s not now.”

“What the fuck?! Then why did you gather us here!” The cock shouted rudely, interrupting my speech.

“Oh my. Please chill a little, you don’t wish to turn into a roast chicken right?” I threatened with a bright smile on my face as he tsked irritatedly before shutting up. Oh please, I’m the irritated one over here you jerks.

“As I was saying, yes they will come back but that’s after the bunch of you leave.”

“Leave? What are you saying!” The rat Elder screeched in horror as I smiled widely at her.

“From today onwards, the whole group of you are disbanded and banished from the spirit world under my rule. You are not allowed to come back at any times and you’ll live the rest of your lives in the human world. Anyone who comes back without permission, will be exiled upon sight.” I announed authoritatively before motioning my soldiers to take them away and to dispose them off.

“How dare you!”

“We won’t forgive you!”

“You’ll fucking regret this!”

They screamed as they struggled in my soldiers grasp. Ya ya, whatever you all say. You guys won’t be able to survive for more than 3 days in the human world.

Most will be terminated as their pests to the human while the cock and the pig will get caught, slaughtered then roasted or fried or boiled or steam or barbecued or maybe even disposed off when the humans find them too filthy to be eaten.

“They have been released into the human world, Hokage-sama.” Kakashi, one of my most reliable soldiers, reported.

“Great. Can you help me watch the spirit world for a while? I have some business to attend to.”

“Hai, Hokage-sama.”

Mentally linking Iruka, I related everthing that happened to him and told him that he’s free to bring the two of them back now. To say that he way overjoyed is nothing.

Time for me to find my mate. Wait for me, Kushina. I’m coming for you right now.

Woah. The human world is hot! The heat is going to turn me into a roast bird I swear. I want to faster go back to the Spirit World.

Scanning the compound quickly, my eyes caught sight of Naruto and Sasuke through a window as I swooped down agiley before landing softly outside the window. Thank goodness they’re safe.

Opening the window softly, their head snapped around quickly, only to have looks of surprise and excitement on their faces.

“Dad!” Naruto jumped at me excitedly as he latched his arms around my neck eagerly before snuggling against my chest, purring in delight. How I’ve missed this feeling.

“Narutoooo! I’ve missed you.” I nuzzled my cheek against his before showering him with kisses all over his face. “Have you been eating well? Are you always warm? Did Sasuke take care of you? Did-”

“Calm down, Dad. I’m treated well. We are taken in by a kind person called Iruka too! He feeds us and takes care of us a lot!” Naruto giggled softly as he covered my mouth with his small hand.

“That’s a relief.” I let out a sigh of relief before scanning him from head to toe, checking for any visible injuries. Thankfully there’s none- wait. Why is his stomach so big?! That doesn’t look normal. That’s not normal at all!

“What happened to your tummy! Did you get some kind of disease?! Oh my goodness I have to-”

“Relax Dad. I didn’t contact any disease.” Naruto reassured as I relaxed significantly.

“He just got buns baking in his oven, Iruka.” Sasuke commented as he wrapped his arms protectively around Naruto’s waist.

“Buns baking?” I stared at them in confusion before catching sight of Sasuke’s hand stroking Naruto’s belly tenderly. Wait a minute… “Are you pregnant?!”

“With 3.” Sasuke said proudly with a smug look on his face as I stared at them with jaws wide open.

“I’m going to be a gradfather?! With 3 grandkits?!”

“Yup.”

“Oh my goodness! This is a miracle! I can’t believe this! This is the first time any spirit animal can get pregnant! You’re so lucky, Naruto!”

“I know right! Sasuke and I can’t wait to be parents!”

“Let me tell you guys some good news.” They stare at me eagerly as I broke into a wide grin. “The Elders have been disbanded and banished from the Spirit World and you two are allowed to go back now!”

“Really?!” Naruto questioned excitly yet in disbelief as I nodded to answer his question. “Did you hear Dad, Sasuke?! We’re allowed to go back now!”

“I heard but Iruka, Naruto and I are going to stay here until the kits are born. It may not be good for both Naruto and our kits if he goes back now. He’ll need to heal others at the expense of his and maybe our kittens health. I won’t risk that.”

“I understand. When will the kits be born then? I want to be there for my grandkits birth.”

“The Iruka estimated it to be in 4 months time. He’s a vetenarian by the way. But I have a feeling it’ll be in a months time seeing that Naruto is not a normal cat and the small frame of his. The kits are already growing very quickly and it’s only the first week today.”

“Okay. I’ll come a few days earlier in case they arrive early. Then I’ll be going back now. Link me if you guys need anything okay?” They nodded without questions as they stared at each other lovingly. They are totally true mates.

Pressing my fingers against their foreheads, I released the spell on them which was put on them when they were exciled. Now they are able to link with us back in the Spirit World.

“So we’ll see you in a month?” Naruto questioned sadly as tears welled up in his eyes. Damn...pregnency mood swings...good luck Sasuke. I’ve heard of such thing when I was in the human world so don’t ask me how I know of such things.

“I’ll be preparing the rooms for your babies, how about that?”

“Rooms?”

“The Hokage bought you two a house as an apology.”

“Wow...that’s generous.” Sasuke raised his eyebrows at my words, as if not believeing that it’s true.

“He’s a kind-hearted guy and my friend so…”

“That’s so cool! The Hokage is my Dad’s friend!” Naruto exclaimed in wonder as he wrapped his arms around me tightly as he stared at me with wide shining eyes. “Help us say thanks to Hokage-sama, Dad!”

“Sure thing, my boy. Then I’ll be going now, see you two next time!”

“Bye Dad!”

“Have a safe flight back, Iruka.”

Nodding at them in response, I leaped off the window grill before making my way back to the Spirit World. I can’t wait to see them again, the time with my grandkits.