《through the screen - kim namjoon》0.1
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pinkboii: hi! (:
minni94: who is this??
pinkboii: ur new obsession
minni94: im blocking you, white boy.
pinkboii: im korean, i can be ur foreign lover (((;
minni94: oHGMYICJS
pinkboii: r u okay
minni94: wait how do you know English if you're korean
pinkboii: i taught myself
minni94: mice
pinkboii: mice??
minni94: **nice
minni94: im not living down that one am i
pinkboii: nope! what's your name?
minni94: im not telling you
pinkboio: im namjoon. now tell meeee
minni94: fineee it's minnie
pinkbooi: like the mouse?
minni94: yes, like the mouse. why are you talking to me
namjoon: because i think you're cool i like your style
minni94: how do you know what my style is?
pinkboii: i may or may not have found your kik from instagram
pinkboii: don't leave me
pinkboii: please
pinkboii: come back
pinkboii: babyyyyy
minni94: don't call me baby or i will fly to Korea and rip your penis off
pinkboii: you don't have to just rip it off ;;)
minni94: bye
pinkboii: nO PLEASE I LOVE YOU
minni94: i hate u
pinkboii: this relationship isn't working out
minni94: what about the children
pinkboii: what children
minni94: sURPRISE BITCH I'M PREGNANT
pinkboii: WHY THE F U CK YOU LYIN
pinkboii: WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIN
pinkboii: mMMOHMygOD
pinkboii: s T. OP F. UCK INGBN LYIN
minni94: ur my new favorite person
pinkboii: im glad my knowledge of memes arouse you
minni94: oh my friend is getting pizza bye
pinkboii: pizza is better than me?
pinkboii: ouch.
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