pinkboii: hello

minni94: im siTTING RIght nExt to you whatrhshsgs

pinkboii: last nite;-))))

minni94: o srry we gotta go!!!!!

pinkboii: can you nOT BE A MEME FLR A SEOCND DHSHSHS

minni94: seocnd

pinkboii: hEy stop stealing the covers

minni94: no!!!!

pinkboii: i will hurt u

minni94:

pinkboii: oHMGGIDH

minni94: seriously

minni94: im cOLD i am weak

pinkboii: especially after last night

minni94:

pinkboii: wHERE DID YOU GET THAT DELETE DELETE DELETE

minni94: you dumb ass

minni94: i follow your twitter

pinkboii: how did you know i had a twitter

pinkboii: did you stalk me on the internets

pinkboii: did you find my nudes

minni94: yes!!!

minni94: but it was kinda easy lmao i just went on google and looked up Kim Namjoon and your Facebook showed up from like 3 years ago sO i lurked and found a link to your old Twitter!!!! and then you made a tweet 2 years ago saying that you got a new twit and @ urself but you changed your url so i looked through your 583 followers and found one that had a photo of u as the profile picture so i clicked on it and followed you!!!! and lurked some more found that selfie from ur cloak on thanksgiving

minni94: it was a simple procedure

pinkboii: wOW

pinkboii: you went through all that tough work

pinkboii: SHOYLD i be scared

minni94: shoyld

minni94: and no you shouldn't because none of that is true ;-) i saw you favorited one of my tweets from last year

pinkboii: oH

pinkboii: no!!!

pinkboii: uhmhm

minni94: namjoon i know u lurked

minni94: why are we texting each other

minni94: you're right next to me

minni94: OHMGID

minni94: I FORGOT I YANKED THE BLANKET OFF YOU

minni94: nOW I SEE WHY YOU WANTNED IT BACK

pinkboii: why are you that surprised

pinkboii: yOUVe seen it all before!!!

minni94: yHHHMHM BOY

minni94: just take the blanket you fool

pinkboii: wait

minni94: that better be your leg

pinkboii: IH SHUT FJD

pinkboii: I FORGOT I WAS NAKED I JUST WANTED TO CUDDLE

minni94: pUT ON SOME CLOTHES OGDHDGVS

pinkboii: i would say the same for you

pinkboii: but i don't want you to

minni94: GET OUT

pinkboii: then i wouldn't be able to do this!!!

minni94: DKSHAVS

minni94: UR NOT MY DAD

minni94: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME

pinkboii: tickle tickle ;)

minni94: OHMFDI

minni94: IM lauGHN SO HARD

pinkboii: oh my god

minni94: what

pinkboii: mINNIE

pinkboii: we're in the gROUP CHAT

minni94: oh my goD PLEASE BE JOKING

miny00ngi: (:

jungkookjeon: (:

taethehyung: (:

minni94: oh hello!!! friends !!! srry!!!!

minyoongi: i was in the room next door

minyoongi: you're going to need to do SO. much more than apologize

taethehyung: oH no yoongi

minyoongi: YEAH!!!! I HEARD YOU TOO

jungkookjeon: ....

jungkookjeon: surprise!! we gay!!

minni94: this was the most interesting group chat ive ever been in

minni94: and i didn't even know i was in it

pinkboii: i want to leave this world

minyoongi: namjoon is the thirstiest bitch ive ever met

pinkboii: aT LEAST I GET SUM

minyoongi: lolololol one sec

lilpark100 was added to the group.

minni94: lil park 100

pinkboii: JIMIN

lilpark100: hey guys!! hey minnie! Namjoon has told me so much about you (:

minni94: i like jimin

minyoongi: me too!!!!!!!!!!

minyoongi: that's why ive been liking him every single night for the past 5 months

lilpark100: WHAT

lilpark100: did yOU JUST tell everyone about

lilpark100: the

lilpark100: TiMES

jungkookjeon: the times???

taethehyung: jungkook you dumb ass

taethehyung; they been hookin up

jungkookjeon: oh wait

jungkookjeon: LMAO I KNEW THAT

minyoongi left the chat.

lilpark100 left the chat.

minni94: that couldn't have been real life

minni94: that was the most chaotic thing ive ever been through

pinkboii: welcome to the life of

taethehyung: electra heart

jungkookjeon: IM MISS SUGAR PINK LIQUOR LIQUOR LIPS

jungkookjeon: HIT ME WITH YOUR SWEET LOVE STEAL IT WITH A KISS

taethehyung: it's seal it with a kiss you silly boy

minni94: im the real marina fan here

minni94: you were both wrong

minni94: congratulations. you just played yourself.

pinkboii:

minni94: oKay im going to make breakfast what yall want

pinkboii: ya kitty

pinkboii: meow

minni94: I MFNSBSGA

jungkookjeon: i want pancakes

taethehyung: make them fluffy

taethehyung: like my ass ooh

pinkboii: im

taethehyung: you said you wanted to eat minnies "kitty"

minni94: i feel objectified!1!!1!1!!!

pinkboii: srry,,,,,,,

pinkboii: im going back to sleep

minni94: get

minni94: your

minni94: hands

minni94: off

minni94: my

minni94: ASS

pinkboii:

minni94: im making breakfast i can't take this anymore

jungkookjeon: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯