- "Stop judging me and my muffins"

- "when I grow up, I wanna be a Pringle"

- "the plural of Moose is Meese"

- "Avocados have muscles"

- "if I were a girl I wouldn't date any of them cause they all ugly" *cue one of the members hitting him*

- "I resemble that remark"

- "leave me and my potato family alone!"

- "it's all in the emphaasis"

- "Ice cream grows on trees"

- "when I become a dad, and I sense my child has to shit, imma put the kid on the pooper and potty train him from age zero"

- "the fitness gram pacer test-"

- "give me the kimchi or I go pinchy pinchy"

- "I feel like my legs are made of noodles"

- "That's very sexual"

- "lady bugs scare me"

- "when Johnny hyung caught me eating his food, I pulled a Baekhyun and yelled kkaebsong before running out the dorm to the safety of the dreamies"

- "physics don't matter when your as sexy as me"

- "I may not have any smarts, but at least I can actually impersonate an animal properly" *cue Johnny hitting him*

- "my brain plus Jisung's face equals a whole lot of disaster"

- "I don't even understand what i just said"

- "can somebody add some English captions or something"

- "I am confusion"

- "where the English at— oh wait, we in Korea never mind"

- "Mark my words Donghyuck, one day imma strangle you with my noodle arms"

- "if anyone touches my kimchi imma pinchy pinchy their favourite facial features"

- "my weakness is my inability to exercise"