The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how

you still fail at it a lot of the time

Life advice with Johnny *claps*

I feel so much more inspired to fail at simple life activities

Your elxome

*welcome

?

You're*

Go away

nO

To me 'person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go 'a man has been murdered

in your building and you are a person of interest' I'd be like, 'moi? Oh do go on, fresh'

What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Many things I do not care to list

Read 11.18pm

'Do you want a salad or fries?' is like asking 'do you want to go for a jog

or freebase cocaine?'

Go to bed Mark it's like 3am

But seriously

Think about it

....

I'm right aren't I?

You're an idiot

That's correct

I am an idiot

But I've shovelled through life rather nicely so far

I ain't gonna argue with that

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This is all I got at the moment

My creative juices are drying out

Sorry >w<

-Ruby xx