《sander sides oneshots [slow updates]》Amen [Deceit x Virgil]
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I wanted this Harry Potter thing to become a Thomas Sanders thing so badly
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Patton hummed in the kitchen while he made cinnamon rolls with strawberry frosting on top
Virgil sat at the kitchen table and ate cereal.
"Why are you eating cereal when Patton is graciously making us cinnamon rolls?" Roman inquired.
Virgil shrugged and went back to eating his cereal and scrolling through Tumblr.
Deceit appeared in the mind palace and saw Virgil. He then smirked and sauntered over to him.
"Hey, Virgil, nice fingers you have there."
Virgil then looked up at Deceit confused.
"Um, thanks, I guess," a light blush tinted his cheeks.
Deceit smirked and he checked his gloved fingers, " You know they would be better if they were wrapped around my-"
Patton dropped the pan of cinnamon rolls and covered Virgil's ears.
"THEY'D ALSO LOOK GREAT WRAPPED AROUND THE BOOK OF THE LORD, AMEN!"
Deceit then flinched away and rubbed his ears from how loud Patton yelled.
Patton glared at Deceit.
Deceit raised his hands in surrender and disappeared.
Virgil then looked up at Patton after Deceit's departure, "Dad?"
"Yes, kiddo," Patton said while smiling down at Virgil.
"The cinnamon rolls," Virgil then pointed over at the ruined cinnamon rolls some on the floor and some in the pan.
Roman fell on to the floor and started crying, "Why?"
Logan sighed and went back to reading his book while mumbling on how Roman is so dramatic.
"I'll make more."
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