《Rozmowy z Severuskiem》1
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: Witam was w moim....
: ekhem
*piorunuje wzrokiem*...naszym talk show lub ja to nazywam kącikiem rozmów. Będziemy tutaj poruszać wiele poważnych jak i luźnych tematów. Ja nazywam się po prostu Iza lub jak tam chcecie w sumie, a to jest *przewraca oczami* mój partner do rozmów...
Severus Snape - główny autor tej książki *popija kawę*
Nie pozwalaj sobie, to nie ty piszesz i próbujesz zdobyć czytelników
Ale ja ci ich zdobędę, moimi zdolnościami
Ciekawe jakimi? Urodą to ty nie grzeszysz
James i Lucjusz nie narzekali *poprawia mankiety kiecy*
Nie mnij tej sukienki, drugi raz ci nie będę tego prasować *fuka*
Wiesz, że oni nas czytają? Może wrócimy do głównego tematu?
Ach tak, em no to w każdym rozdziale postaram się kogoś zaprosić lub będziemy odpowiadać wasze pytania
Niby jak oni będą zadawać nam pytania?
Daj skończyć, będę zostawiać wam koszyk pod każdym rozdziałem i tam je piszcie, pytania mogą być do każdego
Ten szparag mówi poważnie, ona zamierza zaprosić nawet Trumpa i Dudę do tej książki, także korzystajcie z możliwości zadania pytania każdemu na świecie i poza nim
Pytania do innych fandomów też, bo kto mi zabroni
Tylko nie do Bane'a, nie będzie mi ten szczyl psuł reputacji
Nie słuchajcie go, do Magnusa też możecie pisać pytania, do wszystkich *zerka w stronę Severusa* Nie patrz tak, przecież Bane jest czarownikiem, powinniście się dogadywać ehh
Pamiętaj żeby zaprosić tych no, jak oni się nazywali?
Kto znowu?
Ci co śpiewają, tam jest taki loczek i ten co wygląda jakby nas wszystkich miał wysadzić.
Chodzi ci o One Direction? Przecież oni już razem nie śpiewają
Przecież oni mieli taką zajebistą piosenkę, co mi Lucjusz puszczał. Nawet pamiętam tekstu kawałek "Love me, love me, say that you love me". Tak jakoś to szło.
To Bieber'a. Jego zaprosimy, ale się zobaczy jeszcze.
To zostawiam was z koszykiem i pamiętajcie zostawić coś po sobie.
Jak mają zostawiać coś, to może ktoś miałby gumkę do włosów
Cichaj, nie wykorzystuj ludzi, idziemy *ciągnie w stronę wyjścia*
Koszyk na pytania \_/
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