~With Carlo~

Kaori, Masami, and myself decided to spend time together as a group and hang around at a karaoke bar while having some fun. They both did J-Pop songs as I was going to do a song from Eminem.

Once Kaori was done after Masami, I went up as the song started and we have a monitor showing the lyrics to the crowd. So I have an idea to make the day fun for everyone: every time the word "monster" is said, a picture of the most feared guy in wrestling is shown, but there are three of them.

I'll let you take a guess at what the three guys are.

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Me: Ugh! You're a monster!

Once "monster" was said, this picture was seen:

When the picture of Vince McMahon was shown for "monster" people, including my friends spat their drinks out and laughed really hard!

I can swallow a

Bottle of

Alcohol and I'll

Feel like Godzilla

Better hit the deck like card dealer

My whole squad's walkin' in a party

Across between a zombie apocalypse

And Bobby the

Brain Heenan is probably the

The same reason I wrestle with mania

Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up

Consider it to cross me a costly mistake

If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia

ADHD, Hydroxycut

Pass the Courvoisier (Hey, hey)

In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate

Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday (Ayy)

This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A

Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames

They cannot tame or placate the

Monster

You get in my way, Imma feed you to the monster

At the picture of New Jack, they laughed really hard and Kaori and Masami applauded for me putting this together and I'll admit, I laughed a bit too.

Normal in the day, but at night turn into a monster

When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers

I look like a villain outta those blockbusters

Godzilla

Fire spitter monster

Blood on the dance floor and on the Louis V carpet

Fire

Godzilla

Fire

Monster

Blood on the dance floor and on the Louis V carpet

I'm just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told 'em lick the balls

Had 'em just appalled, did so many things that pissed 'em off

It's impossible to list 'em all

And in the midst of all this

I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball

Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?

Risperdal, voices whisper

My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn

This is just the song to go ballistic on

You just pulled a pistol on a guy with a missile launcher

I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological

Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of vodka

When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a

Monster

You get in my way, Imma feed you to the monster

Normal in the day, but at night turn into a monster

When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers

I look like a villain outta those blockbusters

Godzilla

Fire spitter monster

Blood on the dance floor and on the Louis V carpet

Fire

Godzilla

Fire

Monster

Blood on the dance floor and on the Louis V carpet

If you never gave a damn (Ayy), raise your hand

'Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans

I'm on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is

The motherfuckin' finger (Finger), prostate exam ('Xam)

How can I have all these fans and perspire?

Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire

And I got no plans to retire and I'm still the man you admire

These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flyer

I got 'em passin' out like what you do when you hand someone flyers

And what goes around comes around just like the blades on the chainsaw

'Cause I caught the flack, but my dollars stacked right off the bat like a baseball

Like Kid Ink, bitch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy

'Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (Cheesecake, yeah)

Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher

Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretending to care

But I tell a bitch I'll marry her if she'll bury her

Face in my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez

Cristhian Rivera, 'cause my lyrics never sit well

So they wanna give me the chair

Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Hari Kari

'Cause e'ry Tom and Dick and Harry carry a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary on 'em

Swearing up and down they can spit, this shit's hilarious

It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column

We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem

Get the shaft like a steering column (Monster)

Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink

Evil half of the Bad Meets

Evil, that means take a back seat

Take it back to Fat Beats with a maxi single

Look at my rap sheet, what attracts these people

Is my 'Gangsta Bitch' like Apache with a catchy jingle

I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto

I was at the fastest verse in the entire song, so I had to do it the best I could.

Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em

Other words, I Minute Maid 'em

I don't wanna hurt 'em, but I did, I'm in a fit of rage

I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade

I'm finna kill 'em and dump all their fuckin' bodies in the lake

Obliterating everything, incinerate a renegade

I'm here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid

But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway

'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill

I'm Attila, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla

You're bringin' the killer within me outta me

You don't wanna be the enemy of the demon who entered me

And be on the receivin' end of me, what stupidity it'd be

Every bit of me's the epitome of a spitter

When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck

Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me

A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me

I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you, bitch, I'm unfadable

You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable

I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable

I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full

I'm not afraid to pull a—

Man, stop

Look what I'm plannin', haha

At the end of the song, everyone applauded and Masami and Kaori were applauding me as well and they were still in giggles over the pictures I chose for the word "monster".

あなたはその野蠻人ですか？ (Are you that savage?)

私は時々することができます。 ヴィニーマックは今WWEのモンスターなので、私はそれがスポットだと思った。 (I can be at times. Vinny Mac is a monster in WWE right now so I thought it was spot on.)

そのビンスマクマホン比較カルロ？ シェフのキス。 (That Vince McMahon comparison Carlo? Chef's kiss.)

ありがとう。 バーで數杯飲みましょう。 (Thanks. Let's get a couple drinks at the bar.)

After a couple drinks, they left for the hotel while I went back to an apartment I'm renting for now until I get a real house, but the whole time I thought about Masami. I have to see if she's okay with me asking her out after what happened in her life not too long ago.