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Wracam do domu po trzy dniowej wycieczce szkolnej i się mnie pyta mama
-Jak było?
-Dobrze. -odpowiadam
-A o której chodziłaś spać?- Pyta
-Po drugiej.
- A czemu tak późno?
-Bo o drugiej w nocy Narni w szafie szukałam.
-No to przebiłaś ojca ten po północy kiedyś właził szukać ale po pijaku. Coście mieli na tej wycieczce?
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