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Orc Lord
A young woman just starting out in life is killed tragically in a car accident. However, she soon regains consciousness as a baby in a fantasy world. But... she's an Orc?! It would be good if she could just enjoy her new life quietly, but she seems destined for war and carnage. How will she fare as a monster in a fantasy world? ________________ This story will have a total of three arcs: Arc 1, The Birth of Babylon: 571 pages (complete) Arc 2, The Baphomet War: 420 pages (complete) Arc 3, The Mad Queen of Carnage: (in progress) ________________ Ultimately, I'm writing this for enjoyment. If you enjoy it too, fantastic! Gore: Extremely infrequent, but moderately intense. Profanity: There are a few swear words here and there, as well as some more creative insults. Traumatizing Content: While I'm at it, there are some questionable morals displayed (mostly after chapter 77). So far we can check off slavery, brainwashing, war, and genocide. This story starts off very Light Novel-ish because I was reading a lot of them at the time. The writing style gradually matures as it goes. Sorry, but I don't have the stamina to go back and fix everything, even if I know it gets pretty roughshod at times. New readers, please keep in mind, I make use of "unreliable narrators" at times. My story accepts donations, but it is free to read and I've only uploaded it here. Lastly, Orc Lord is a member of the WriTEr's Pledge, which means I have sworn to see it through to a satisfying ending. One of my long breaks triggered a dishonor, but I'll redeem it someday when it's actually finished. I'm the ultimate necromancer author. ;P
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The Silencing of Esteria
Toland is the son of a village smith and lives a quiet, rural life, that is until the Princess of Esteria and her dying Archmage come tumbling through a portal at his feet, fleeing from an assassination orchestrated by her treacherous uncle. When the archmage passes on his book of spells to Toland, he and the Princess Katrina must find a way to take back the kingdom and save its people from tyranny. Perhaps the answer to their problems could lie in the fabled Six Grand Magics.
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Strongest Tree
The Goddess Gaia sacrifice herself to protect humanity but all she can do is buy some time for humans and other creature on earth to grow strong enough to protect theirselves from the greedy eyes of other Gods. ---- Hope that you will support my novel, thank you
8 112 - In Serial6 Chapters
Journey of my Core
I have a hard time referring anything that I write to as 'Original'. The longer we as a species exist the harder it is to be truly original, I am certainly influenced by all that I read and watch Including but not limited to J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit, and all of the stories here on Royal Road. From the start the MC is only able to comprehend the most basic of what is impacting it with very little to no understanding of the MC's surroundings. There may be updates in the future, but I am in no way a consistant writer. I will never claim to be the best artist, but I drew a representation for my story. Procrastination... Procrastination... Procrastination... Procrastination... Procrastination...
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Innocent Vampire Gals
This is fan fiction. A Beverly Hills 90210/Buffy: the Vampire Slayer crossover."Bad Girl" Valerie Malone is killed by a blackmailing Spike the Vampire. She comes back as a vampire herself, who is suspected in the vampire killing of Kelly Taylor. She then becomes a woman on the run.
8 81 - In Serial7 Chapters
To Save A Little Hope (On Hold) An Aphmau Crossover. Mystreet, MCD, and ????
My first story! This is about two series Mystreet and MCD crossing over to a dimension nobody has heard of to find help to solve their problems. What will happen to them? How will they react to how different each other's worlds are? And will they find what they are looking for? (This was written after Season 6 of Mystreet) ( The version of MCD I'm using is the remake, Episode 9)
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