《Rozmowy przy kawusi z...》4.Bellatrix Lestrange
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*w tle leci Mission Impossible Theme, a ja wspinam się po ścianach Azkabanu niczym Peter Parker, gdy jest na haju i udaje człowieka trzmiela...
wait...
pająka...
wskoczyłam przez okno, w którym o dziwo nie było krat, przekradałam się przez korytarz. Nikt mnie nie mógł zauważyć przez mój Ninja Skill, byłam powietrzem...
Nie powietrzem jestem zawsze...
BYŁAM NICZYM KOBIETA KOT...tylko w wersji unsexy ( i w tym momencie na moją klawiaturę spadł kawałek kiełbaski z mojej przepysznej kanapeczki, co za tym idzie moja klawiatura jest urąbana keczupem i majonezem dlatego przerywamy ten program z powodów technicznych)
(problemy techniczne zażegnane)
Nikt mnie nie widział NIKT, NOBODY!!!
No może oprócz tego Dementora po prawej...*
{Demetnor} Zjem twoje szczęście!
{Lumen} Zdechniesz z głodu...
{Lumen} ...Poza tym CZY TY WIESZ JAKIE TO JEST NIE ZDROWE I KALORYCZNE?!
{Dementor} Serio? No jakoś tak ostatnio na wadze mi przybyło.
{Lumen} Jak się szczęściem obżerasz zamiast łotrów pilnować to co się dziwisz. a co to z cerą robi. *macha ręką* Tragedia Panie!
{Dementor} Więc o od tego?! Merlinie! Ja maści używam, kremów, kuracje jakieś, a z dnia nadziej to gorzej i to przez szczęście wszystko! *załamka*
{Lumen} Ej, a próbowałeś kiedyś diety gdzie jadłbyś normalne jedzenie?
{Dementor} *Zastanawia się* Nope!
{Lumen} Exciting! *w tle słychać "jeeeej"* Ja ci ją polecam! Zobacz tylko moją piękiną, młodocianą cerę. *robię top model*
{Dementor} Cerę trądzikową.
{Lumen} Oh shut up! To nie zmienia faktu, że ta dieta jest awesome! Nawet Ewa Wachowicz ją poleca! Możesz jeść makarony i pizzę od Włocha, kiełbasę od Niemca, pierogi od Polaka, kebab od Turka.
{Dementor} A jakbym zjadł pizzę od Francuza, albo Amerykanina to co?
{Lumen} Death!
{Dementor} Ty zawsze jesz pizzę od Włocha?
{Lumen} Ja jem pizzę zrobioną przez moją mamę.
{Dementor} Twoja mama jest Włoszką?
{Lumen} Nie. Kosmitką. *teraz leci piosenka z Fineasz'a i Ferba "Ona kosmitką jest" ah słodkie dzieciństwo*
Whatever! Idę odwiedzić Śmierciożerczynię z wahaniami nastrojów i psychiką Harley Quinn, która zabiła miliony czarodziejów takich jak ja, czyli mugolskiej krwi z nadzieją, że mi na starcie nie odgryzie aorty.
{Dementor} Spoko to cześć!
*le ja idzie do celi Belli*
*le ja otwiera drzwi od celi Belli*
*le ja widzi Belle z pianą w ustach i furią w oczach*
*le ja zamyka cele*
{Lumen} O nie nie nie nie nie
{Lumen} Chyba was pogrzało jeśli myślicie, że ja tam wejdę! Jak to mówią lamy, Spierdalamy!
*le ja spierdala stamtąd*
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