《Rozmowy przy kawusi z...》9.Minerva Mcgonagall
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*Idę sobie do el gabineto profesor Mcgonagall. Pukam grzecznie, czekam nikt nie odpowiada. Jako iż należę do ludzi niecierpliwych to zrobiłam to w stylu He-men'a!*
{Lumen} MAM MOC!!! *I otworzyłam drzwi*
{Lumen} Mój Boże. Nie ja już to raz przerabiałam z Dracon'em. Tyle, że Draco jest w miarę przystojny, a to... MOJE OCZY!!!
*Jeśli koniecznie musicie wiedzieć to zobaczyłam Minerwę...
w seksownej bieliźnie...
która na niej nie jest seksowna...
no i Minerva tańczyła...
na rurze...
ale to jeszcze nic...
to jeszcze male zło...
tańczyła do...
ja nie mogę no...
tańczyła i śpiewała...
do piosenek Sexmasterki*
{Lumen} *R.I.P. psychika, szczęście, poczucie bezpieczeństwa, zdrowy rozsądek, życie [*]* Jestem tak martwa, że, aż ożyłam.
{Minerva} Poka poka sowę
Poka, poka sowę mi
Poka, poka sowę
Pokaż pokaż pokaż!
{Lumen} Ymmm, Minervo?
{Minerva} Wyślij mi nudesa,
wyślij mi nudesa,
wyślij mi nudeska,
wyślij mi nudeska!
{Lumen} Pani profesor?!
{Minerva} Głębokie!
Gardło, gardło!
Głębokie!
Chcesz być moją... *kiedy ja mam laga mózgu patrząc na... TO... przychodzi George*
{George} Cześć Lumen!
{Lumen} Hej... czy ty tez widzisz to co ja czy mam zwidy z przemęczenia?
{George} Masz na myśli tańczącą McSztywną? Zaiste to nie fatamorgana.
{Lumen} Ale jak?
{George} Wiesz z Fredem testowaliśmy na niej nasz nowy wynalazek i jakoś tak wyszło.
{Lumen} Pigułka weszła za mocno... To by wiele wyjaśniało.
{Lumen} Wiesz ja chyba nie chcę na to dłużej patrzeć.
{George} Ja chyba też... Idziemy na piwo kremowe?
{Lumen} Jasne!
*na piwie kremowym*
{Lumen} A tak w ogóle to jak nazwaliście ten produkt?
{George} Sexmasterka Simulator 2018.
{Lumen} O_o ...
A pieprzcie się wszyscy!
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