《Wiedźmiński chat,czyli Rakowe rozmowy [ZAKOŃCZONE]》Wiedźmiński chat (3)
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Geralt: EJ POBAWMY SIĘ W SŁONECZKO.
Yennefer: przez internet?
Triss: 3 razy na tak! Dziękuje
Geralt: To która chętna jako pierwsza?
Lena: JA!!!
Jaskier: Ja jestem chętna. Xdd
Lena zmieniła pseudonim Jaskier na " KURWIARZ Z LUTNIĄ "
Geralt:,Jaskier ty geju niedopełnosprytny!
Yennefere: Geralciku ja się skusze
Vesemir:Idziem smalić cholewki do dziewek
Geralt: Vesemir nie widzisz ze bawie się w słoneczko?!
Eskel: TA JEST KURWA.
Yennefer wysłała zdjęcie
(W mediach)
Boże geralt Brałabym cię.
Olgierd: Co?!!? słoneczko bezemnie?!,
Kurtyzana1 = Lambert , pamiętasz jak uciekłeś odemnie przez okno ? :c rozjebałeś ramę.
Lambert: Wybacz mi,ale jesteś kurtyzaną.
Geralt: Badum Tss?
Lena : Lambert , z kim mnie do cholery zdradzałeś?!
Eskel : Powiem na forum , MAM SŁABOŚĆ DO ROGATYCH KOBIET
Olgierd: A ja do grubych. Więc wiesz Yennefere (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Lena : Olgierd , na przyszłość w wąską w pasie dobrze pcha się (° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yennefere: （￣へ￣）
Olgierd: Lena chciałabyś! Muhaa
HahHhh
Vesemir : triss
Triss : tak ?
Vesemir : Fajne cycki masz .
Komu je dasz?
Geralt : MI !
Triss: Płotce
Płotka : Co kurwa ? Trzymaj dla geralta
Geralt: Dzięki Płotka (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Triss:Geralt. Skoczymy do góry. Na nasze łóżko . Du ju rember ? ° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Geralt: Nie bo Bart Znowu nas podslucha.
Yen:Triss , ono leży na dziedzińcu
Za dużo w nim rudych kłaków
Mała kurwo.
Triss: Jak ci się nie podoba to odkurz je 😙😘
Geralt: Triss , a ty jesteś dziewicą ?
Triss : Dwa centymetry już nie
ale reszta nadal wolna
Yennefer: Ty nawet tyle nie masz
Geralt : Łe ojciec . Kondomów nie zapomnij
Bo syna spłodzisz
Yen: No tak , bezpłodność nie radość
Geralt: Wcale nie. Bez gumki większą rozkosz(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yen: Ej geralt
Wiesz że mam orgazm ? ° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Geralt: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A przez kogo?
Olgierd: A przezemnie.
Triss: To dlatego nie piszesz
Lena: Stop Teraz olgierd , mistrz palcówy Yenna jak złamana
nakurwia pieroga nana nana nana
Yennefere: Olgierd zdradzasz mnie?!,Ty Bzdziochu 😠
Lena : Gorzej , on ogrzewa pieroga !!! innnej kobiecie niż tobie
Yennefere: Spinkalaj Olgierd
Lena : jesttem w kolejce
bo przecież słoneczko
Słyszysz Yennefere?
też masz szanse
Olgierd: Zaznać palcówy od mistrza może każą.
Lena: Ja nein
Lena : mam wiersz : Na górze kurwiarz z lutnią , na dole wieje kłótnią , Vesemir wpycha w Triss , lecz to wiemy nie od dziś . Yen ma orgazm srogi - słychać ją z pod podłogi. Geralt dyszy od wpychania w swoje żony . Chyba koniec tego działu - bo nikt nie sprosta wiedźmina ciału.
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