《Wiedźmiński chat,czyli Rakowe rozmowy [ZAKOŃCZONE]》Wiedzmiński Chat (6)
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W ostatnim rozdziale był błąd,gdyż,ponieważ napisałam,że to 6 część,choć to była 5 część. Zresztą *Yennefere Siada na krzesło* Jedziemy z Gównem!
*Spada* ło kurwa...
Geralt: Słyszeliście co się staneło???
Ciri: Dostałeś słownik?*badum. Tss*
Geralt: To też,ale Yen spadła z krzesła!
Yennefer: Nie spadłam;-;
Geralt: Nie ty, ta lepsza Yen. Yennefere!
Ciri: Co z nią?
Geralt: Spadła z krzesła i spadła na książki.
Ciri: Nic jej nie jest?!
Geralt: Jej nic,ale książką... Biedne rozerwały się pod jej ciężarem...
Yennefere: Ja to widzę ;---------------;
Vesemir: Oj dzieci dzieci...
Yennefer: Zamknij się Vesemirku Piździlku!
Triss: To mój tekst! 😭😿💔
KURWIARZ Z LUTNIĄ: Muszę wam coś wyznać...
Vesemir: Dajesz kurwiażu.
Triss: Yen rzucaj słownikiem...
Yennefere: Robi się *rzuca słownikiem trafia w oko Vesemira*
KURWIARZ Z LUTNIĄ:Kiedyś wierzyłem,że płoneliśmy na skraju Czegoś.... Pięknego....
Shani: Co ci? jakieś filozoficzne przemyślenia cię męczą?
KURWIARZ Z LUTNIĄ: Czegoś pięknego...
Priscilla: Wiedziałam... Ogłupiał. Jaskier ogłupiał...
Priscilla zmieniła nazwę z KURWIARZ Z LUTNIĄ na Jaskier Ogłupol.
Jaskier Ogłupol: Sprzedając marzenia.
Geralt: Dlatego nie masz marzeń!
Jaskier Ogłupol:Dym i lustra trzymają nas w czekaniu na cud.
Yennefere: Czej czej czej...
*Twelve minute later..*
Yyy...
*2000 years later*
Yyy... Już wiem, to Justysia Bóbr!!
Jaskier Ogłupol: Brawo Yen.
Shani: Wiedziałam.
Yennefer: Yhym...
Shani: No tak...
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Witajcie Wiedźmini z Kaer Morhen Velen lub innych wiosk.
Rozdziału długo nie było,ajm noł bat aj haf a pen aj haf a apul *głos Orgazmu* Apul pen.
Mam też inne moje "arcydzieło"
Luk ajm jor fader bat ajm not jor fader bikaz ajm jor Mader.*pozdrawiam Lenę*
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