《Wiedźmiński chat,czyli Rakowe rozmowy [ZAKOŃCZONE]》Vesemir kurtyzana?!
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Vesemir:Macie ochotę na Striptiziątko?
Yen: Co z tobą jest nie tak?
Vesemir: Głupia autokorekta. Miało wyjść kociątko!
Geralt: Vesemir na kurtyzane! Vesemir na kurtyzane!
Vesemir: Moje plany poszły się jebać
Triss:Z kim ja żyje...
Geralt: Z kurtyzanami.
Yen: Czyli z Vesemirem i z tobą?
Geralt: Co?...
Yen: Ha! Nie powiedziałeś,że nie,więc Triss żyjemy z kutryzanami: Geraltem i Vesemirkiem(￣ω￣;)
Triss: Wiedziałam!!! Yen stawiasz mi piwko!
Yen: NIE SPIERDALAJ.
Triss: Bo nie pojedziesz zemnom na twojego Kristianka 😈😈
Yen: PRZEPRASZAM POSTAWIE CI PIWKO TYLKO JEDŹMY.
Triss:No nie wiem.
Vesemir:Tego pedałka?
Yen: CO POWIEDZIAŁEŚ?
Vesemir: Nic nie mówiłem pisałem 😇
Triss: Yen jedziemy mu wpierdolić.
Geralt: I po co to pisałeś? Odpoczywaj w pokoju.
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Jako iż są już wakacje to rozdziały będą się częściej (będą wogóle się pojawiać)
I ja w was nie wierzę.
TYSIĄC WYŚWIETLEŃ?!
JAPIERKWACZE FENK JU!!!
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