《sext me | k.th & j.jk》다섯
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"I said it once and I will say it again! I am heteroflexible only because yoongi exists!" Hobi yelled out, not giving two fucks if jimin was right there in front of him.
"At least I can suck his dick anytime a please." Jimin replied with a petty smile.
Hobi stood up making jimin stand up as well. "I never said I wanted to fucking suck his dick!"
"You implied it!"
"Bitch, I'll fight you right here."
"I dare you."
"Can you guys stop arguing about yoongi's dick?! He's dating Jimin, Hobi. You don't have a chance." Jin finally spoke out, getting tired of the twos childish behavior.
Jimin smirked then sashayed back to his seat.
After a few minutes of chatting, jungkook suddenly yelled. "HE TEXTED ME!"
x
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jungkookieeee :(
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what
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why do you always answer like that 😔 anyways
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can you tell me which picture I should post?
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sure go ahead and send them
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numero uno
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or numero dos
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your fucking sexy
your fuck|
you|
both
bo|
uhh first one
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alrighty! Whatcha up to?
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I'm actually at my friends house
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oh I'm sorry I probably disturbed you
:( byebye have fun!
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WHAT NO YOUR FINE SSHLAIV I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THEM DONT WORRY
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you sure 🥺
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yes 100%
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okkkk imma post the pic on insta then I'll be right back
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: New photo shoot 📸 go check it out
: **new photoshoot with @renebaebae 📸** smh
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_: the grapes look good 🙃
: @jungkookie_97 they're mine! Can you believe he took them AND ate them
: @jungkookie_97 @renebaebae they were tasty 😋🍇
: you're going to hell.
: @renebaebae see you there
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everyone eventually got off Jungkook to do there own things. Jin went to make us dinner, yoongi and jimin are probably fucking upstairs, namjoon went to ask jin if he needed help but is probably gonna get rejected, and Hobi is watching some POP
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I couldn't help but wonder who renebaebae was, and my curiosity eventually led me to tapping on her profile.
She also had millions of followers and judging by her bio, she was a model too. I can't say I'm surprised because she's a literal goddess.
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🧸💙 @gucci
: did you mean 🐒?
: I think you're forgetting I know where you live
: wrong emoji I meant 👸🏻
_: 🥺🥺 my baby
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: gorgeous!!
: you're so prettyyyy
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Are they friends? They seem quite friendly.
My thoughts got cut short by a ding from my phone signaling someone had messaged me.
x
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I'm backkkkkkk
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don't worry about the grapes they were actually mine
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uh ok? Who is she anyways?
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my ex
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Wait what
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??
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WHY TF ARE YOU TEXTING ME WHEN YOU'RE STILL TALKING TO YOUR EX
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I KNEW YOU WERE A WHORE
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WHAT NO IM NOT A WHORE AND PLUS SHES NOW A LESBIAN
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ohhhhhh
uh sorry
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;( u made me cry
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Stop being dramatic
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IM THE ONE BEING DRAMATIC?
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yes now shut up I got preguntas
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i didn't know you were Hispanic 🥴🥴
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neither did I
Anyways
If you guys are ex's why do you still act like your best friends?
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we ended it on good terms also I helped her find her now gf
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oh
Why did you guys break up?
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she got mad at me because when she was on her period I got the wrong brand of chocolate and I said she was
Ovary-acting
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I-
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hilarious right
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um
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ok I'm kidding
although I did tell her she was ovary-acting, we ended it because we felt more like best friends than a couple.
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oh
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yeah oh
so I'm not a man whore
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yeah sorry again
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it's ok
Omg I saw that pic that you posted of yourself as a baby
ur so cute
Omgsje
Do you wanna see me
As a baby
I was so cute
I was fat tho
Like really fat
Wait am I rambling?
I'm Sorry
But do you wanna see me?
I was adorable
I still am
I'm sexc now teehee
Wait sorry I'm rambling
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that's so fucking adorable omg
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Me: yes show me ur baby pics
yay !
Pop
p
pop
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🥺🥺 pp
you have the same ppp
i knowww
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so cute
you just called me cute 🥴
This is going somewhere
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ok? 😂
Oh wait shit I have work
awe ok byebye don't be late
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byee
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