《sext me | k.th & j.jk》아홉
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Namjoon:
Shouldn't we introduce ourselves?
Pinkprincess💖: probably
Namjoon:
Ok
Hello my name is kim Namjoon. Im 25 years old and I'm a therapist 👋🏻
jksugardaddy:
Woah ur really young for a therapist
Pinkprincess💖:
Ikr he's like insanely smart
Hi I'm kim seokjin. I'm 26 (the oldest), I work/own a cafe, I like to cook, and I'm really hot 😙
Grandpa:
I'm min yoongi, 25, and I produce music.
I'm also dating jimin so don't think about it
jksugardaddy:
Wait
THE min yoongi
jiminie👶🏻:
Yup
Hoseokmydick:
Believe it
Pinkprincess💖:
You're talking to someone famous
Grandpa:
I mean I'm not famous
babie:
...
Namjoon:
...
jksugardaddy:
...
jiminie👶🏻:
Taehyung we've been trying to tell him for two years 🤧
Pinkprincess💖:
OKAY next person
hoseokmydick:
Hi! I'm Jung Hoseok. I'm 25 and I work at a Vet!
Grandpa:
He's also unnecessary loud all the time.
Namjoon:
Not wrong
Hoseokmydick:
Leave me and my personality alone ;(
jiminie👶🏻:
Hi Taehyung!! We've talked before but Im Jimin, 22,I'm a dance major, and I'm yoongis boyfriend. (๑･̑◡･̑๑)
Grandpa:
awe
babie:
He didn't even do anything
Grandpa:
idfc
babie:
sigh
hi tae
um you already know who I am
jksugardaddy:
mmhh ☺️
hoseokmydick:
gross
Anyways who are YOU
jksugardaddy:
oh yeah sorry I forgot
hi I'm Kim Taehyung. I'm 24 years old and I model.
Namjoon:
Cool
Now what?
hoseokmydick:
Not sure
babie:
fun.
taehyung text me
I'm cooler than them😎
jksugardaddy:
Okay :)
jiminie👶🏻:
fuck both of you
Pinkprincess 💖:
Forget about them
Hoseok stole my pink dildo 😡
Hoseokmydick:
oh shut up you have likes 2 thousand sex toys
Pinkprincess💖:
Then why couldn't you have stolen the black or purple one
Why the pink one??
Hoseokmydick:
i may have wanted to piss u off 🤷🏻♂️
jiminie👶🏻:
uh
can't you guys argue in your private chat
Hoseokmydick:
Jimin
I love you
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But shut the fuck up
Grandpa:
Hoseok.
Hoseokmydick:
I mean
Jimin our baby
I'm sorry but this is a very urgent conversation and it would take to much time to switch to our own chat room
I hope you understand and sorry for the inconvenience
Jiminie👶🏻:
Um thank you?
Pinkprincess💖:
anyways
I want my dildo back right now
Hoseokmydick:
Sure but I already used it and I don't feel like washing it
Pinkprincess💖:
HOSEOK
you're buying me a new one
It was expensive
Hoseokmydick:
Uh no thank you
Pinkprincess💖:
You're buying it wether you want to or not
Hoseokmydick:
Fine omg
Grandpa:
This is gross
has removed and 💖 from 🍑🍆😍
Grandpa:
Hi baby
We're alone now ;)
Jiminie👶🏻:
I see that ;)
Namjoon:
Uh guys?
Grandpa:
oops
has removed from 🍑🍆😍
Grandpa:
Anyways
I miss you 🥺
Jiminie👶🏻:
You miss me or my ass? 😂
Grandpa:
Both
Now get that fine ass here
Jiminie👶🏻:
yes sir
Grandpa:
😳
⬆️
⬅️🍆➡️
⬇️
Jiminie👶🏻:
Hehe
Be there in ten
Grandpa:
Okay I love you
Jiminie👶🏻:
I love you too 💛
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