《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 3: Stops and Slips
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Tree: Hey, has anyone seen Bottle anywhere? And by extension, Pen?
Liy: Tree, don't you remember? We used Pen as an oar!
Pie: So that means he's probably still underwater somewhere.
Black Hole: I can just suck up all the water until we find Pen.
Tree: Great idea! While you do that, I'll go find Bottle! *Tree leaves*
Black Hole: Alright, here we go. *Black Hole sucks up all the water*
Black Hole: There you are.
Pen: Oh my Squid! How long has it been?
Black Hole: Around a day.
Cake: Hey! We were swimming in that water!
Eggy: Give it back!
*Tree POV* Tree: Hey guys!
Donut: See Bottle, you understand what I mean.
Bottle: Hey Tree, I'm talking with Donut.
Tree: Not anymore! *Grabs Bottle*
Donut: Wuh-
Announcer: Enough chit chat. It's time for cake at stake.
Announcer: Last time, the Losers lost, so one of their members will be eliminated.
Needle: How many votes did we get?
Announcer: 5.
Saw: That's only half of last time!
Announcer: Too bad. The first safe are Coiny, Pin, Eggy, and Clock with no votes.
Clock: Sweet *Grabs the cake*
Coiny: Woah- This tastes weird. What's it made of?
Announcer: Key Lime Pie.
Pin: Ugh. You can have my slice, Eggy.
Eggy: Thanks!
Announcer: Next safe are Firey, Cake, and Needle with one vote each!
Firey: Yay! We're safe!
Needle: But that means-
Announcer: Loser is out with 2 votes!
Cake: Oh, well, goodbye Loser!
Loser: Me!? What did I dooooo- *Disappears*
Blocky: Where do the eliminated contestants go, anyways?
Grassy: Grassy doesn't know!
Basketball: Well, let's not dwell on it too much, I mean-
Announcer: Are you guys ready for your next challenge?
Pillow: But the elimination just finished.
Gaty: You really don't want us to have freetime, huh?
Announcer: No.
David: Aw.
Announcer: Anyway. The third challenge is an obstacle course.
Announcer: Your team will need to cross various obstacles to get to the finish line. The last team to do so will lose.
Eggy: And do you need your whole team this time?
Announcer: No. Just one is fine.
Announcer: Anyway. Go.
*iance POV* Snowball: I got this, guys.
*Snowball starts running, without realizing that he is running into a pitfall*
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Snowball: WHOA- *Falls*
Pencil: That was sad.
Flower: Woah, where did he go?
Announcer: He is in the failer's waiting room.
Match: Like, we need to do this, more careful-like.
*Death PACT POV* Pie: Black Hole can just fly over everything and win, right?
Pillow: Black Hole is gone.
Liy: Announcer, where is he?
Fries: Puffball is gone too, tell us!
Announcer: Flying is cheating, so they are automatically a failure. If you want to visit them, go to the failer's waiting room.
Pen: Oh, great.
*Free Food POV* Fries: We need a new plan.
Bell: I'm practically useless without my string!
Stapy: Marker, Fries, Eraser. You guys are the people with all your limbs? Why don't you trek ahead, and we'll try to keep up?
Marker: Good idea! Let's go!
Yellow Face: I'm coming TOO!!
Foldy: Wait yell- oh...
*The Losers POV* Pin: Okay guys, we're going to go slow and steady and win the race!
Clock: Ok, I guess.
Needle: No way! I'm going ahead!
Cake: Needle, wait!
*Needle runs off*
Eggy: Woah! *Eggy trips, cracking in the failer's room*
Firey: Yikes. Someone's gotta clean that up.
Coiny: No time! We need to catch up to Needle!
*Bleh POV* Taco: Me and Teardrop are going ahead, we'll try to meet you later on!
Lollipop: Have fun with that.
Book: Yeah, by- *They leave. *
Gaty: Eh, they will probably just trip or something, forget about them.
Saw: Dora, you coming?
*Dora is just standing near the starting line*
Saw: See you soon! (What is her problem?)
*Beep POV* Leafy: Woah, what does this button do?
*Balloony presses it, causing a barrier to grow*
Balloony: Guys, look! A barrier is growing!
Leafy: Everyone, get over it!
*Leafy, Balloony, Nickel, and David make it over*
Nickel: Woody, you gotta get with us!
Woody: Woboty! *Woody throws Roboty over*
Leafy: Oh no, Woody won't be able to make it past that!
Nickel: We should just continue on; we have no time!
Balloony: Speaking of, what happened to little one?
Nickel: He fell.
Balloony: Oof.
*ABNTT POV* Golf Ball: What is this?
8-Ball: It's a barrier. We aren't going to be able to cross it.
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*Golf Ball looks at Woody* Golf Ball: Did YOU cause this?
Woody: Wuh?
Blocky: Hey, now that I think of it, if we all stack on eachother, someone might be able to go over!
Golf Ball: TV, calculate who it should be.
TV: Calculating that the best possibility of winning relies on me!
Golf Ball: Wrong! I have the best chance.
Basketball: Personally, I think I would have a good chance, because-
Robot Flower: If you don't choose me, I'll crush YOU!
Grassy: You guys know that Blocky just climbed over, right?
ALL: WHAT!?
8-Ball: Welp, time to rely on Blocky for the rest of this challenge.
*Team Ice Cube POV* Gelatin: A rock climbing wall? I was born for this.
Bomby: GELATIN WATCH OUT!
Gelatin: Wha- *Gets punched by a boxing glove*
Firey Jr: Yeah, how do we deal with that?
Donut: Lets climb on the side, so we can't get hit!
Barf Bag: Great idea Donut! (Barf Bag climbs up)
(The rest of the team get up except for Spongy)
Spongy: Guys!!! The other teams are coming!
*iance comes by Spongy* Pencil: Ugh, it's like Spongy!
Match: No can, like, do.
Flower: Your loss Pencilly! *Flower and Fanny jump over Spongy*
Fanny: I hate this idea!
Bracelety: Sorry Spongy, we're going to have to leave you! You just aren't fast enough.
Spongy: What!?
*Death PACT arrives too*
Pen: Hey Spongy! Wait- woah! *Pen pops bubble*
Tree: Pen! How could you?
Pen: Heh, sorry...
Ruby: Take this! *Ruby throws Pie off*
Remote: Ruby, how dare you! Punishment shall be commenced! *Remote throws Ruby off*
Liy: Ugh... Let's just climb up.
*Death PACTers climb up* Liy: Bottle, you coming?
Bottle: Nope!
*Losers POV* Needle: Finally, I'm near the finish!
*Needle presses a button, causing a metal bar to start dropping down*
Needle: WOAH! *Needle slides under*
Announcer: Good job Needle, you finished the course. Your team is safe.
Needle: Yay!
Clock: *puff* Needle, we... finally finished...
Needle: We already won, though!
Cake: Oh... cool!
*Bleh POV* Taco: TD, look at that thing! It's going down super-fast!
*Teardrop jumps right past it*
Taco: Oh. I guess it's not really going down that fast.
Announcer: BLEH is safe.
Bracelety: So are we!
Barf Bag: We just arrived, the other guys on our team were a little slow...
Announcer: Cool. Team Ice Cube is safe.
*BEEP POV* Balloony: Look at that bar! It's going down!
Leafy: Hm. Nickel! Go on your side!
Nickel: Ok. *Nickel goes on his side*
*Leafy throws Nickel over the bar*
Nickel: Yay!
Fanny: Out of my way, Nickle! *Fanny blows Nickel to the finish line*
Announcer: Hey. A free nickel.
Nickel: Announcer, it's me!
Announcer: Oh, hello. Your team is safe, New Coiny.
Flower: What about us, Speakery?
Announcer: Oh, yeah. You are safe too.
Liy: Hello?
Announcer: Sigh. You too, Death PACT.
Announcer: Now it's down to A Better Name Than That and Free Food!
Blocky: Oh, shoot! I'm in the bottom two! And is that... FREE FOOD! Ahead of me!
Marker: Oh no! Guys! If we don't get someone through that bar, we're gonna lose!
Fries: Wait, Yellow Face, are you "squishy"?
Yellow Face: YEP!
Eraser: We need to use him.
Fries: Agreed.
*Free Food tries to push Yellow Face through, but fails, making YF get stuck*
Yellow Face: OH NO! What do we do?
Eraser: No Idea.
Blocky: Hey guys!
Eraser: Oh, hey Blocky?
Fries: What are you gonna do?
Blocky: This. *Blocky throws off Fries, and rolls Marker off the course*
Eraser: Not cool, man.
Blocky: What are you gonna do about it?
Blocky: Anyways, goodbye! *Blocky goes near the finish*
Eraser: Yellow Face, we're gonna lose! What do we do?
Yellow Face: Good thing I have my Bubble Transformer!
Blocky: Wha- *Blocky gets turned into a bubble and pops*
Eraser: Sweet. But what now?
*Yellow Face turns the bar into a bubble, but falls in the process*
Eraser: Thanks! Hey Annou-
Announcer: Free Food is safe. So that means A Better Name Than That loses.
Golf Ball: I told you all I was the better team leader!
Basketball: Oh my hoop, not this again...
Robot Flower: I'm gonna crush something!
Tennis Ball: I hate it when they argue.
Grassy: Me too!
VOTE SOMEONE TO BE ELIMINATED IN THE POLL IN THE COMMENTS!
8-Ball
Basketball
Blocky
Golf Ball
Grassy
Robot Flower
Tennis Ball
TV
VOTING ENDS IN SOME TIME
Lightning: Hey, we've been in this place for a long time.
Snowball: I hate it!
Black Hole: Anyone up for a game of Uno?
Puffball: I love Uno!
Rocky: Mhm!
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