《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 5: Fanny's Fans
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Cake: Hey Pillow!
Pillow: What do you want?
Cake: Can I tell you about this thing I've been reading with my cousin, Carrot Cake?
Pillow: Ok!
Cake: So, it's about this guy-
*Meanwhile, with Bell*
Bell: Ah, I wonder what the next challenge is going to be.
Marker: Hey Bell.
Bell: WOAH! When were you here?
Marker: I've been here the whole time! I've just been collecting dirt.
Bell: Collecting dirt. Ok.
Marker: I'm going to see if anyone else wants to see my dirt!
Bell: Yeah, see you around!
*Marker walks off*
Pen: I wonder how Eraser's doing...
Marker: Hey, Pen! What do you think of my dirt?
Pen: Oh, uhm. It's very-
Bottle: It's just beautiful!
Marker: Thank you!
Bottle: No problem!
Pie: Good to know our team is having fun!
Tree: Well, yeah, but what about Pillow? She's just walking off, and not even telling anyone!
Pie: Yeah, that is concerning. Should we talk to her about it?
Black Hole: I'm sure we can arrange something.
*Meanwhile, with Dora and Book*
Book: Hey Dora! I've seen you're here at the elimination area. Do you have a reason for this?
Dora: DADADADDADADADDA (I'm here because I can? Also why do you even ask me questions like this? You have no idea what I'm saying, and you will probably just walk off and say something stupid.)
Book: Yeah, that makes sense. *Walks off*
Dora: DADADADA (Keep walking.)
Announcer: Hello, BEEP. You guys lost last time, so one of you will be eliminated!
Roboty: -.-- .- -.-- (YAY)
Announcer: We got a total of 8 votes. Less than last time, but still fine.
Announcer: The prize is a vomit cake. How delicious.
Rocky: Mhm!
Announcer: Balloony, Leafy, and Rocky all got no votes, so they are all safe!
Leafy: Uh, yeah. This cake will be... delicious...
Announcer: Next safe are Cloudy, Nickel, Roboty, and Woody, with one vote each!
Roboty: .--. .. - .. ..-. ..- .-.. (PITIFUL)
Woody: Wuh, David!
Announcer: Yes, Woody. David is eliminated with 4 votes.
David: Aw, seriously?
Cloudy: David, you're getting eliminated. Don't you have something else to say?
David: Say my name.
Nickel: You're- *David disappears*
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Roboty: .. / .-- .- .-. -. . -.. / .... .. -- (I WARNED HIM)
Announcer: Now that David is gone, we have our final 60.
Marker: That's the amount of people in a Fall Guys round! (Given no one disconnects)
Announcer: Cool. Anyways-
Naily: The fifth challenge is...?
Announcer: Stop interrupting me. I'm going to take a nap. The fifth challenge will start after it's over.
Bomby: OOOH he fell asleep!
Naily: Prank em' Yellow Face!
Yellow Face: YAAAAAA- *He switches Announcer's and Fanny's batteries*
Clock: So, what do we do now?
Eggy: I guess we just wait for him to wake up.
*Sometime later*
Announcer: What happened!?
Match: Like, hey, Speakery, we switched Fanny's batteries with yours.
Announcer: I'm not the speaker, I'm FANNY! And where is the Announcer?
Flower: That would mean-
Fanny: Hello, contestants. I'm done napping.
Gaty: Announcer, you do realize that-
Fanny: Yes, I'm aware. I'm in Fanny's body. It doesn't concern me.
Fanny: As you all were aware, it's time for the fifth challenge. The fifth challenge is to make a portrait of my current state, as Fanny, and I will rate it. The worst drawing will grant the team an L. Go.
*iance POV* Lightning: To clarify, who's going to make the portrait?
Match: Pence-Pence! Choose me! I'm like, a great artist!
Pencil: Ok, you can do it, I guess.
Announcer: What do I DO?
Flower: Idk, I guess you just sit around, with the rest of us.
Snowball: Speaking of, how does it even feel in there?
Announcer: It feels crowded, and sorta-
Ruby: Matchy, you almost finished?
Match: You know I am!
Flower: Wait, why aren't I in it-
Match: Like, announcer, here you go!
iance's drawing:
Match: There's even a cute little two in the corner!!
Fanny: Wholesome. 7/10.
Bubble: Yoylecake!
*BEEP POV* Balloony: Guys, little one is an artist! Let's use him!
Rocky: Mhm! Bulleh! *Vomits all over sheet of paper*
Cloudy: Let's show this masterpiece to speaker box!
Roboty: -.-- --- ..- (YOU)
Fanny: Hello, Roboty. Let's see your art.
BEEP's drawing:
Fanny: Artsy. 8/10.
Rocky: Yay!
Roboty: .-- .... -.-- / -.. --- / .. / . ...- . -. / - .-. -.-- (why do I even try)
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*Team Ice Cube POV* Firey Jr: Who should we put in charge of the drawing?
Gelatin: Me, I'm a great artist!
Firey Jr: No, you aren't.
Gelatin: How would you know?! You don't even know how to draw!
Firey Jr: If my arms weren't these little stubs, I would know how to draw!
Barf Bag: Woah, woah. You guys need to calm down! We've already decided Bracelety can draw!
Firey Jr: That's even worse!
Donut: Come on guys, give Bracelety a chance!
Bomby: YEAH!
Barf Bag: So, how's it going Ringy?
Bracelety: I just finished! Show it to Fanny!
Barf Bag: That was fast... Sure!
Fanny: Hello. Let me see your drawing.
Team Ice Cube's drawing:
Fanny: Beautiful. 12/10.
Naily: See guys, we nailed that!
Spongy: We sure did!
*Death P.A.C.T. POV* Pillow: What are you guys doing?
Tree: We've wanted to talk to you about your... disappearing habits.
Pillow: I've just wanted to take a walk.
Remote: Pillow, we are a team. You can't just leave us.
Pillow: Ok, sorry! *Walks off*
Black Hole: Wh- Guys! She just left!
Remote: Sorry about this BH, but I'm gonna check on Pen and Pie. *Remote leaves*
Remote: So, Pie, How's it going?
Pie: Yeah, it's going fine. Pen, wanna see it?
Pen: *sees it* Oh my squid! This is amazing! We gotta show this to announcer!
*Pen grabs it and runs off*
Pie: WAIT! I wasn't...finished...
Pen: Hey Announcer-Fanny! Look at this!
Death P.A.C.T's drawing:
Fanny: Ugh. 3/10.
Pen: WHAT?! It's the best one yet!
Fanny: I don't think so.
Pen: That's just biased!
Bottle: Yeah, I'm based too!
*The Losers POV* Pin: Come on, Clock. We don't have all day! Hurry up.
Clock: Just give me a second to add the clock hands and... Done!
Clock: Here you go!
The Loser's Drawing:
Fanny: Good attention to detail. 8/10.
Clock: See, Pin, I told you!
Eggy: Good job everyone!
*ABNTT POV* 8-Ball: Are you finished yet, GB?
TV: Turning to sleep mode... ZZZZ....
Basketball: That's great.
TV: Shush. It is hard to sleep, when hearing your turtle voice.
Basketball: YOU-
Golf Ball: Finished! Here you go, Fanny!
ABNTT's Drawing:
Fanny: 6/10. Decent.
Blocky: Nice!
*Free Food POV* Puffball: Add a rainbow!
Fries: I can't add a rainbow, Marker's only color is purple!
Puffball: A... purple rainbow?
Fries: Fine.
Puffball: Yay!
Fries: I'm gonna go show the thing to Announcer, bye.
Stapy: Hey Puffball, wanna play Rock Paper Scissors with us?
Puffball: I wish I could, but I don't have arms.
Foldy: Aw.
Bell: And I also don't have any arms!
Stapy: Ok?
Free Food's Drawing:
Fanny: Egh... 4/10.
Foldy: Yeah, I wasn't in it!
Stapy: Me neither! This is discrimination!
Fries: Seriously...?
*BLEH POV* Gaty: Teardrop, were the last team to finish, what's taking so long?
*Teardrop flutters her arms*
Gaty: Could she care any less?
Taco: Gaty, just let her do what she pleases.
Saw: Infact, I think she finished right now!
*Teardrop walks over to Fanny*
Fanny: ....
Fanny: Nice job! 7/10!
Dora: DADADADA (Interesting...)
Lollipop: Are those...?
*Death P.A.C.T. POV* Liy: Welp, we've lost.
Remote: How are you sure?
Liy: We got the lowest score, a 3/10!
Bottle: Welp, that sucks!
Fanny: Can we switch batteries back now?
Announcer: Sure! I hated being in your body!
*They switch back*
Announcer: Finally. Anyways, Team Ice Cube loses.
Tree: What?
Spongy: WHAT!? But we had a 12/10!
Announcer: My digital database for score counting was only amounted to integers between 0-9, causing you guys to lose, as the 12 caused an overflow, turning your score to a 2.
Firey Jr: This is stupid as-
Donut: Welp, we tried our hardest, right guys?
Bomby: THIS IS CHEAP!
Naily: Yeah! I thought our safe spot was nailed in!
Gelatin: Normally I don't agree with Firey Jr, but please shut up right now.
VOTE FOR SOMEONE TO BE ELIMINATED IN THE POLL IN THE COMMENTS
Barf Bag
Bomby
Bracelety
Donut
Firey Jr.
Gelatin
Naily
Spongy
VOTING ENDS WHEN ANNOUNCER FIXES HIS OVERFLOW PROBLEM
Pillow: *Yawn* I'm tired...
Bottle: There you are! We've been looking for you for forever!
Liy: And I know just how to fix this problem!
*Liy stuffs Pillow into Bottle*
Bottle: Hehe, that tickles!
Remote: Now you can't run off from us ever again!
Pillow: Aw, shucks.
Liy: Now, let's go back, together.
*Remote sneakily walks away*
Remote: Phew, they didn't notice. I need to get prepared for the next mechanical mind meetup! I even got these cool little keychains for us all!
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