《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 22: Keep It Up
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Balloony: Hey, Nickel.
Nickel: Huh? Oh, yeah. Hey Balloony. What is it?
Balloony: Are you still mad about all of that?
Nickel: Nah. I'm over it. You guys just did what you had to do.
Balloony: Yeah. I just want to make sure I'm still on good ties with all of you guys.
Woody: Wuh do you mean, Ballooneh?
Balloony: I just don't want to seem distanced from any of you guys, y'know?
Woody: Unwuhstandable.
*Woody walks off, leaving Balloony and Nickel alone*
Announcer: It's time for cake at stake!
...
Announcer: Wait, where are The Losers?
Leafy: Last I saw them was in the cabins the Cheese Orb built.
Announcer: Thanks, Leafy. *Announcer teleports away*
Cloudy: How did you know that?
Leafy: Oh, it's uh... nothing!
Cloudy: Mhm.
Announcer: Hello, Losers. Are you guys ready for elimination?
Coiny: Yeah, you know it!
Pin: Just try to go fast this time, okay?
Announcer: Yes. We got 7 votes. The prize this time is an orange, chopped up into 5 slices.
Coiny: Orange, just like me! Nice!
Announcer: Pin and Coiny are the first ones safe, at 0 votes.
Pin: No votes? Huh, that's nice.
Needle: I got votes? Why me...?
Announcer: No need to worry Needle, you and Teardrop are both safe with just 1 vote to your names.
Needle: Oh, really? That's nice to know.
*Teardrop viciously bites the orange*
Announcer: Now it's down to Clock and Eggy. Are you guys ticking under the scrambling pressure?
Clock: That was the worst joke I've ever heard.
Eggy: Oh man, am I going to be out?
Announcer: Yes.
Eggy: Huh!?
Announcer: You got 3 votes, Eggy. While Clock just had 2.
Clock: Nice. Looks like it's not the time to leave.
...
Clock: Get it?
Eggy: Aw, man. I was this close to the final 40. AH, you lose some, I guess.
Pin: Eggy, we'll miss you.
Coiny: Yeah!
Eggy: Thanks, guys. And Teardrop, have this.
*Teardrop receives a picture of her and Eggy sitting together in a room in the mall*
Teardrop: ... *Teardrop smiles*
Eggy: See ya, guys! *Eggy disappears*
Pin: Aw man, she was cool. Why her?
Needle: Yeah. (And why didn't Clock leave...?)
Announcer: Alright. You guys have 5 minutes until the next challenge.
*Announcer leaves*
Clock: Hey, where's Gerald?
*Teardrop points to a nearby tree, where Eugene is sleeping at*
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Clock: OH, okay...
*Meanwhile, with the others...*
Gaty: Oh, hey, look. Announcer is setting up those mats. What do you think the challenge will be?
Lollipop: A yoga challenge?
Puffball: That sounds stupid.
Lollipop: Whatever.
Announcer: Hello, everyone. Today's challenge is a challenge of balance, and endurance.
Lollipop: See! I told you.
Puffball: What?
Announcer: Your team will have to stay on this mat. If you even get off the mat, you are out. The first team to have all of their members off of the mat, loses!
Basketball: That sounds long.
TV: And fun!
Announcer: Ready, set.. get on the mats.
*Bracelety gets on the mat* Bracelety: Hey, that rhymed!
Bottle: Yeah, it did!
Donut: Team, this is no time for jokes! We have to have select positions on the mat, with the best posture!
Gelatin: W- Why?
Donut: So we don't fall off, dingus!
Barf Bag: Hey, no need to be rude.
Donut: Whatever! I feel like no one listens to me!
Barf Bag: Well, I'm sorry to hear that, but...
Donut: But what?
Barf Bag: ...
Bomby: Y'know, I'm hungry for a banana.
*Bomby walks off*
Donut: Bomby!!
*ABNTT POV* TV: Would you look at that. That team is already falling apart! We will have no problem winning this challenge at this rate.
Golf Ball: Wait wait, why did you have to talk!!
TV: Huh?
Golf Ball: Don't you know, TV? When we get screen time, we're 10x more likely to fall off!
Blocky: Rookie mistake, Telly.
TV: DO NOT CALL ME TELLY.
Blocky: Geez man, no need to get so mad. I won't anymore, gosh.
TV: Thank you.
Basketball: Robot Flower, how much battery do you have?
Robot Flower: Why do you ask?
Basketball: I have a feeling we're going to be here for a good while...
Robot Flower: I guess I'm charged enough to last the night.
Basketball: Okay, good.
*Iance POV* Flower: Alright, we have around a 33% chance of losing this challenge.
Lightning: And where did that math come from?
Flower: You do not need to know.
Lightning: What are you even hiding from us, Flower? You have that notepad, and you go everywhere with it! What's the big deal??
Flower: ...Nothing. Nothing you should know.
Lightning: Ugh!
Spongy: Hey, guys... You might need to move over.
Bubble: Spoingy, why is that?
Spongy: Well, I'm just big, and I don't want to make you guys fall off...
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Ruby: Aw, don't worry about that, Sponge! If we were gonna fall off, we would've fallen off by now!
Spongy: Yeah, I guess...
Bubble: Hey, where's Match?
Match: I'm right here!
Ruby: Wait, why are you off of the mat?
Match: I feel off because of Spongy...
Spongy: OMG, Match. I'm sorry about that...
Match: Eh, no biggie.
*The Losers POV* Pin: Alright, everyone's still in, right?
Coiny: Yeah. Well, except Teardrop. But she always runs off...
Pin: Hey, wouldn't Eugene be here by now?
Coiny: Yeah, he would... where is he?
Needle: He's still sleeping in that tree...
Pin: Do you think he's okay?
Needle: He seemed fine.
Clock: DO you think he could be mad at us?
Coiny: But why?
Pin: Maybe he's mad at how much attention we've been giving him...?
*BEEP POV* Leafy: Man, these mats are so un-comfy.
Woody: Wuh?
Leafy: They just aren't fun to sit on. Not at all.
Woody: Uh... okay?
Nickel: If you don't like them, then you can just leave.
Leafy: Nickel, that is a rude thing to say!
Cloudy: He's right though. Its really such a minor thing to complain about...
Balloony: Yeah. Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed or something?
Leafy: I did not, for your information! And I'm going to leave, since you guys CLEARLY don't want me. *Leafy walks away*
Woody: Wuh's her problem?
*BLEH POV* Saw: Oh, hey guys! I'm back!
Puffball: Now you're back?
Gaty: You missed the challenge.
Taco: Not cool, Saw. What were you even doing?
Saw: I was.... uh... getting some food for us!! *Saw pulls out some drinks*
Taco: Drinks? Uh, thanks?
Lollipop: What flavor is it?
Saw: Oh... uh... grape!
Lollipop: Grape...
Gaty: Whatever, you're still disqualified, so just... go somewhere else.
Saw: OH. Okay. *Saw walks off*
*Free Food POV* Foldy: Woah, I feel weird.
Stapy: What's up?
Foldy: Almost as if I'm being... sucked into something?
Tennis Ball: Like a black hole?
Marker: Why would there be a black hole right next to us? That makes no sense.
Stapy: Uh... we're right next to Black Hole.
Foldy: HUH!? Black Hole, you're going to suck me up!
Black Hole: ...
Eraser: I don't think he can hear you...
Foldy: Great...
*Foldy is nearly sucked up, when...*
Black Hole: Oh, huh? UH OH!
*Black Hole moves out of the way from Foldy, only to suck up Tree*
Tree: Wha- OH NO- *Tree disintegrates*
Foldy: Phew, that was close.
Stapy: Yeah.
*Death P.A.C.T. POV* Liy: Black Hole! I can not beleive you! You just killed Tree!
Black Hole: Liy, you know I did not mean to...
Liy: Excuses, excuses!
Remote: Liy, you're overreacting. It's not a big deal.
*Liy pushes Remote off* Liy: It is a big deal!
*Remote falls back* Remote: Great. I'm out. I hope you're happy.
Liy: Agh! Do none of you care about preventing death at all?!
*Rocky walks off in fear, with Remote consoling him*
Black Hole: Liy, please. You aren't doing anything like this.
Liy: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I WORK TO PREVENT DEATH!?
Black Hole: Liy, stop!
*Liy tries to smack Black Hole, but instead hits Pen at full force. Pen falls off, hitting the ground, bruised*
Pen: Ugh... ouch.
Liy: Pen! *Liy runs off to check on Pen* Oh... god...
Pen: Liy... how could you?
Liy: I'm sorry, Pen. I didn't mean to, I just-
Black Hole: Just... forget it, Liy. You've shown your true colors. *Black Hole leaves the mat*
Remote: How could you even do such a thing, Liy? You may care about "stopping death" but you clearly don't care about us... *Remote leaves, with Rocky in her hand*
Announcer: With that, Death P.A.C.T. loses!
Liy: Guys, wait! I screwed up... didn't I.
Foldy: You sure did!
Stapy: Loser!
Liy: SHUT UP!
*Meanwhile, with Bottle* Bottle: Boy, am I sure glad I'm not on THAT team, hee hee!
VOTE FOR ONE MEMBER OF DEATH P.A.C.T. TO BE ELIMINATED FROM THE SHOW. THE PERSON WITH THE MOST VOTES WILL BE ELIMINATED NEXT EPISODE.
VOTING ENDS WHEN TREE GETS RECOVERED
TV: In retrospect, we were here for a lot shorter than we thought we would.
Golf Ball: Yeah.
Robot Flower: Well, I'm glad! Battery saver mode is a pain for me...
Basketball: You never told me that, RF. I can help you with that!
Robot Flower: Thanks, Basketball.
TV: Wait, where's Blocky...
*Blocky, Eraser, and Pen POV* Blocky: Woah, what happened?
Eraser: You don't look too hot.
Pen: LIY happened, so you know.
Blocky: You guys like... fight or something?
Pen: No, she just... slapped me!!
Eraser: Dang, man. Look at that, man.
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