"monkey, you knew it was me."

"you sound tired, how much sleep have you gotten?"

"freaking hell theo. go to sleep."

"alright, you're either hungover or still drunk."

"well, sucks for you."

"haha, no thanks."

"i know."

"because you love me."

"everyone loves me."

"i'm not lying."

"you're very nice."

"what do you mean?"

"how about.. EVERYDAY OF OUR LIVES!"

"i sure did, babe."

"well, now i do!"

"do you like anyone, theo?"

"are you freaking kidding me?"

"fine then."