《Teenager Posts》#19248
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Symbiosis
Earth is the only home humanity has. It is where everyone we have ever loved, ever known, and ever heard of has lived and died. Oceans of blood have been spilled by men and women who would be its momentary masters. After a long history of bloodshed, humanity has finally united under a single flag. A world government to lead us into a new age of prosperity, the Hegemony. Under its firm, guiding hand, humanity has flourished. We are stronger, smarter and live longer than ever before. But when our own star threatens our place in the only home we have ever known, our wise leaders turn their eyes to the vast cosmic dark. The world's best and brightest are chosen to be the first to depart and herald our species' great migration. While our best hope for survival is put to sleep and sent off into the stars, we remain to wonder what beauties and horrors they will find. Left behind, all the rest can do is hope they return to save us before it is too late.
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Dip$h!+s in Space
An eccentric comedy novel (that thinks it's a TV show) about space, and the Dipsh!+s that end up stranded in it. This hyper-self-aware comedy of stupid proportions, centers around Captain William T Lawg (no relation) and his adventures as a guy who managed to afford a refitted soft-top ice-cream truck, in space. Explore the universe with his trusty crew of valiant randos. Marley, the tech-bro, stoner spacebunny, who just wants to get away from his home world and the bullies it harbors. Duffy, the plump and sassy female mechanic, who has had every job in existence totaling far more years than possible. Roy, the frigging fabulous, flamboyant android, and former spy…or possibly current spy. (dun dun, daaaa!) And lastly, but certainly leastly, that other chick the captain keeps trying to bang. Ride with the crew of the notorious Tast-E-Chill, to a world of wonder that a lot of other space travelers have already been before, but probably not Lawg, so it's still exciting. This satirical joke on itself and every sci-fi trope ever to exist, will be sure to either thrill you or disappoint you, because COMEDY…IS…SUBJECTIVE! With a crew of 3-10 and an IQ of also probably 3-10, The captain putters along to uncharted lands, where history, loot, drama, innuendos of the sexual verity, and various Technicolor hoes shall surely be waiting, usually with some form of trap. Each season brings new and interesting crewmen, like: Menace: the adorable genderless frog-child-thing with the heart of gold and the dialogue vocabulary of a slightly trained parrot. Greg: the 8 foot tall, ancient, thermonuclear, semi-retired alien overlord who just wants to prove he still has a purpose…and also to rule the galaxy. Izzy: a 3rd generation, age-reversed reboot, accidental clone of her own mother/sister/older self, who happens to be Greg's daughter-in-law…and much, much more. Prepare yourself for shallow adventure, moderately-to high offensive dialogue, and overwhelmingly childish scenarios. Tag along as the crew battles, fierce enemies, lack of food and survival tape, and occasionally their own incompetence. Teen Romance, current politics, subtlety, dignity, this sucker has none of those, and it darn well knows it. Raise the sails and grab the rails as a bunch of dipsh!+s find themselves...IN SPACE. (Roll dramatic tapering credits, to royalty free trumpet music)
8 131 - In Serial30 Chapters
Subcutanean
Horror // LGBTQ+ // Novel // COMPLETE! ~*~ Insecure college senior Orion loves music, books, and his best friend Niko. But when the two discover a secret basement much bigger than it should be, they're soon trapped in a mirror-world filled with two-faced doppelgängers and long-buried secrets. Most dangerous of all is Orion's consuming obsession: somewhere down there, is there a Niko who loves him back? Subcutanean is a novel from an award-winning game designer, with a unique twist: each telling of the story is unique. No two versions are ever quite the same. The version shared here on Royal Road is version #01893 of the story: find out how to get your own unique copy. CW: This novel has no explicit sex scenes and only PG-13 level violence, but does touch on themes of depression and suicide, so has been marked "Mature."
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Player 0.4 [You have died.] [Reset in progress.]
The battle against the Kobar Empire was utterly lost and I lay dying, when a strange blue screen appeared. [ You have been identified as having the aptitude needed to be a Player. Would you like to reset the game and try again? ] "A game?" I laughed. Blood spilled out of my mouth and ran down my neck. "I don't know if this is some weird near-death hallucination… but if I have a chance to reset everything and save everyone I cared about… of course, I damn well accept." [ Reset in progress. ] [ Beginning Round 2. ] [ … ] [ Error. Partial Player. ] [ … ] [ Active Players: 0.4 ] . . . I post 2x a week Tuesdays and Saturdays at 3PM PST / 6PM EST If you want to support me (or read an extra two chapters ahead), you can find them posted on my Patreon.
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Interactive Evolution
The world and it's species all begin with just a cell, its a game of evolution, for one to adapt to their surrounding. Where will this journey take you? How will you adapt to the surroundings?.Will you be an arachnid whose body is as hard as steel. Will you be a blind water raptor whose's strength can break through solid rock. A bird who can control the wind with just their mind. A fish who eats items whole or a plant who can grow into space. The possibilities are endless.The start of all creatures begins with just a cell. As the cell grows it starts to differenciate from each other. But from this cell you begin to form.You are a single cell.________________________________________________________________________________________---New author on this site, I have wrote before, but I have never really shared my work. This is based on a role play I would normally do with my friends. The choices are first come first serve, the faster you join the more you can influence the story. Hope you enjoy and expect short chapters, tons of time-skips, and lots.... and lots of choices.
8 103 - In Serial11 Chapters
Obon Festival [Genos x Reader]
There aren't enough Genos x reader fanfics. BUT TOGETHER WE CAN UNITE OUR LOVE FOR THIS TOASTER TOGETHER IN THE NAME OF FANFICTION ( •̀ᄇ• ́)ﻭ✧ So I humbly offer up my sacrifice to the fandom with this idea kind of blossomed into a story. -Hannah the Human p.s all art credits go to the respective artists and I (sadly) do not own One Punch Man
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