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Kind’s Kiss
MAGIC DOESN'T KILL, NOT BY ITSELF. IT NEEDS A LITTLE HELP. Jessica DeRidder is a substitute teacher and mage in hiding, her daughter Ellen a killer on the run. Their next job lands the mother-daughter team in Hellhole, a small town in the middle of nowhere. All they need to do is their job. For Mom to identify the problem, and for Ellen to... fix it. Easy. Simple. But not this time. The pair find themselves caught in the struggle between the Man-in-White and the Wicked Witch of the West. A mysterious image and the theft of a deadly flower lead the pair to a score of dead prisoners, magical drug dealers, and red-eyed assassins falling from the sky. And somehow it all seems to be related to Ellen's murky past. All Ellen wants to do is do her homework, eat ice cream, and protect her newfound friends (not necessarily in that order). She'll go all-in, guns blazing. But when the smoke clears there may be nothing left but a stranger's past and a lonely future. --- 'Kind's Kiss' is a light, modern-day fantasy, easy on the magic, heavy on the snark. Though complete it is still a work in progress. One reviewer described it as 'Buffy meets Sabrina, as done by Tarantino'. I'm still not sure if I should consider that a compliment or hire a hitman :-)
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A Vague and Indistinct Existence
Meet Andrew Quirk. Seventeen Years Old. Offbeat. Mildly Misanthropic. After an ambiguous amount of time spent in a nightmare dimension, he's finally made it back home to the human world. Now he has to deal with figuring out the rest of his life. This means dealing with the complications brought about by his inhuman state, and his decidedly ambiguous nature. He has to deal with his toxic home situation, school, and the stresses that come with becoming a functioning member of society after what feels like a lifetime of lunancy, magic, and violence. He may, or may not, also have to worry about having half the supernatural world gunning for him. His take on the whole situation: "Is this one of those situations where the crime 'is' the punishment?!" (Updates Sporadically)
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A Spirited Engagement.
Princess Elaina figured being married into the royal family of a kingdom that was in the middle of a brutal war would be no picnic, but with her twin brother by her side she thought she would be alright. That is until she winds up on the front lines of the conflict with her fiance and his entourage, where her burgeoning talents for divination may prove to be the difference between life and death.
8 189 - In Serial48 Chapters
Malevolent
Within a generation, the sky, once blue, bled a deep scarlet. Feral beasts roamed the lands and mutated men ravaged civilisations. They carved destruction in their wake. The spawning of new idols worshiped by cultists marked a terrible turn. Finally, a crippling insanity plagued the very few survivors left. Written in the journals of antiquity, lost in time, a scholar wrote: ‘This horrific cataclysm that we face was brought about by humans…’ However, these events are long gone. A longstanding peace has descended to Orbis. Yet, to spite the efforts of the saviours of yore, a progenitor of this calamity has been invited back by ritual. It seeks the return of these very ancient events. A silent peril is on the way.
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Dark Necromancer: Lord of the Realms
Aron's parents left him when he was six years old. Around a decade had come to pass and they never returned. All this while he ended up as a slave at the best magic school. Volunteering for an experiment, he never knew how drastically his life will change afterwards.
8 162 - In Serial18 Chapters
The Gift: A Miraculous Fanfiction
A simple gift between friends changes everything for Adrien and Marinette. This fanfiction takes place after season three. Lots of MariChat.It started out as a gift, how did it end up like this?#1 Adrienette#1 Marichat#1 Miraculousladybug#1 Ladybug#1 Gift#1 Ladynoir#1 MiraculousWord Count: 17,328
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