《pretty girl - technoblade ✓》eleven
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@thalia.moore: technoblade is actually good at this game? yt video up on me AND tommy's channels :)
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@jason.moore: LMFAOO HE CARRIED UR ASS
↳@thalia.moore: c'mere
↳@technobladeyt: uh oh
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↳@thalia.moore: did you just self promo in my comments? /gen
@user4: WHEN SHE USES TONE INDICATORS <333333
↳@poopyhead: why do all dream stans praise creators for doing the fucking bare minimum
↳@user4: the bare minimum is being a not bad person. she chooses everyday to show that she's a good person. that is not the bare minimum. let people enjoy ccs without sticking your ass into everything
@user4: OMG SHE JUST FOLLOWRD EMD BQDKCKK SOEMODN3 GET MY FUCKING O AHLER DI CANT BRWATHE
↳@user1: u okay?
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HI
hey
hi tal
hi tubbo!
im omw home
from nevada
wasn't a long stay tbh
no hello?
you're on facetime doofus
hey how do i get pretty colors
like
my name
on discord
sigh
what color do you want
purple.
but not the ugly purple
the fuck is ugly purple
You are so incompetent at times.
Apologies but light purple is pretty; Not the knockoff purple thats like kind of red
Mauve? Or whatever its called
what she said :D
the fuck is mauve
Lemme ask mum
Mauve is an ugly purple she says
wow
how informational
mauve hate club
i still don't know how to get a pretty color :(
hold on pretty girl
gotta do it for you cause we don't have any bots
okie dokie
yknow we're texting while on facetime
that is weird
and holding two entirely different conversations at once
shhh thalia
you can't mention that
it ruins it
oh okay
can we talk about how much these two have been talking
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tom is starting to feel left out
Will you stop fucking lying toby
Take a moment to shut the absolute fuck up
quit it
no
the girls are fighting
YOU FINALLY DOWNLOADED TIKTOK????????
maybe
o way
He's gona iver to the eneny
ypu can't even fuckinf spell bro
also
gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.
IM GIRLBOSS
and sorry will but you're definitely gaslight
an i be gatekeep
no
i am gatekeeping gatekeep
Wow. Didn't know you could do that. Phil, dinner will be done in 45 minutes. Toby, tell your mother to decide whether or not you two are coming over right now, because otherwise you'll be late for dinner.
okay thank and love you
tranlate. im dyslexic
sk ur mum if ur goinf to phil's house for dinner. Leave if u are.
kk
i don't remember why that's tubbos name
say peacock and no one bats an eye.
say POOPCOCK and society goes wild.
SOCIETY
im gonna screenshot that and put it on twitter without context
don't you dare
it's too late bitcg
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