《pretty girl - technoblade ✓》fifteen
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@-THALIA:
i think geo has a girlfriend.
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@technobladeyt replying to @-THALIA:
what does this mean
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@tommyinnit replying to @-THALIA and @technobladeyt:
Can you read?
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@technobladeyt replying to @-THALIA and @tommyinnit:
tommy i majored in english
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@honkkarl replying to @-THALIA:
when thalia's cat has a better dating life than me
@sapnap replying to @-THALIA and @honkkarl:
hello???? this is messed up
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@-THALIA replying to @honkkarl:
one day you will find a great partner like geo did, it's okay karl :)
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i would like context on the geo gf thing
i also wouldn't mind it 😁
he keeps jumping to my neighbors balcony and laying with my neighbors cat
cant they get hurt by doing that
oh no
i hadn't even thought about that
TECHNO
WHAT IF THEY FALL AND DIE
Then geo would fall and die thalia👍
not the time tom
well no dip sherlock
WHAT IF I BUILT A CAT BRIDGE
that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea
thank you niki
im gonna turn into fix it felix
and build a cool bridge
build or buy
probably buy now that i think about it
moment ruined :(
look what you did techno
ruined the building of a cat bridge
sorry?
i can go buy like a 2×4
and you can make a cat bridge out of that
its too late
i bought a cat bridge off etsy
it'll be here in 2 days cause i got express shipping
send a pic!! :)
cat bridge?
Yeah ranboo
Haven't you heard about Thalia's cat bridge
this js what the etsy listing shows
is it gonna be long enough
did you get your neighbors permission
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yes and no
brb
isnt your neighbor like an 87 year old woman
my neigbors are old people too
sometimes they bring me muffins
they taste liek shit
what kind of muffin?
poop muffins
is wjat they yatse like
thats not very helpful
chocolate?
banana nut?
apple cinnamon?
It's a muffin. Who cares
blueberry?
banana nut
i actually quite like banana nut muffins
kristin can u make banana nut muffins
GOOD NEWS!
she said yes
also her cat is a boy.
so um geo is gay
congrats to geo then
this has been a trip
wait did someone sya muffins
Yes. Apparently I'm making banana nut muffins now, so I'll talk to you guys after they're done 😊
Kristin you type like my mum
My mum is old
kristin isn't that old
phil though...
i'll push you out of a train
hush child
he'd probably shut up for awhile if you pushed him out of a train
so violent
what can you expect from a guy whos literally named explosives manager thal
yeah, you're right :)
can u and geo come over
no he's at his boyfriends
come to my apartment
already out the door
Really flirting in a gc
Wow.
you hush up too
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