《LACUNA ✰ BNHA》07: IIDA YOU LIB
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In which [Name] cheats on her husband and experiences an unfair democracy.
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sleeping on her desk. [Name]'s hair was up and she was wearing a red hoodie that was way too big for her. She was drooling slightly as she dreamed on about Todoroki's eyes compared to a Husky's eyes, which was honestly so pure.
"Maybe I'll be Tracer..." The female snorted in her sleep.
Ochaco giggled to herself and took a seat next to the sleepy female, but made no attempt to wake her. As the rest of the class filtered in, Izuku made sure nobody was bothering her or was too loud-truth be told, the green haired cutie was worried about the bags under her eyes. They seemed to be getting darker every day, and while he didn't know much about [Name]'s home life, it concerned him how closed off she was about her life outside of school.
Kirishima, upon entering, flushed as he saw his favorite girl wearing his hoodie. And she looked as adorable in it as she did last night. He smiled quietly to himself as his heart warmed slightly, his facial expressions completely peaceful.
The classroom was now filled with soft chatter. Bakugo walked in last and slumped in his seat in the corner, avoiding the glances of everyone. After the events of the Battle Trial, he was too out of it to yell at anyone for looking at him. Even though he was still discontent, he accepted his defeat. The male was pulled out his thoughts as he heard soft snores to his right.
[Name]'s soft, (h/c) hair cascaded down and lay splayed all over her desk. Her bright, (e/c) eyes were closed, and she was slightly out of uniform due to the red hoodie she was wearing. Bakugo had seen Shitty Hair wear the hoodie once or twice... As he put the pieces together, his heart stung a bit. Surprisingly, he didn't feel any anger, he just felt... Empty.
"Alright you little shits, settle down." Aizawa stated as he entered the room. He chided Bakugo on something about the Battle Trial, and to everyone's surprise, Bakugo accepted the criticism without blowing up an entire whole ass person, for once.
Glancing at [Name], Aizawa simply sighed.
"One of you wake [Name] up."
"B-But sir! We can't do that... The last time I tried to wake her up..." Poor Izuku shuddered as he remembered a not so pleasant experience. It involved with his balls getting grabbed, very roughly, something that his micro boys down there never wanted to experience again. (Yes, the author rlly just went for Izuku's peepee like that.)
"Alright, then we will continue without her. I don't care either way. Today, we're going to pick a class rep. I don't care how you do it. Just pick one by the end of the day." Aizawa concluded, then climbed into his sleeping bag. Everyone sweatdropped at their 'great' teacher.
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[Name] was suddenly woken up by a bunch of hormonal teenagers screaming about how they wanted to be class rep.
"Alright, I say we vote." Iida said. "Everyone, write your votes on a piece of paper and put them in this box."
"But everyone will just vote for themselves!" Kaminari protested.
Oooh, so that's what we're doing?
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"Okay, so here are the totals. 2 votes for Yaoyorozu, 3 votes for Midoriya, and... 69 votes for... Sans Undertale?" Iida widened his eyes with disbelief. "WHO IS THIS SANS UNDERTALE THAT IS BEING SPOKEN OF AND WHO VOTED FOR HIM 69 TIMES?"
"There aren't even 69 people in this class, so that means..." Kirishima snickered. Meanwhile, Kaminari and Sero were dying on the inside.
Everyone glanced at [Name], knowing that it was her. After all, she was the iconic crackhead of the class.
"What? Don't I get the right to vote for whoever I think would be a good president? VOTING RIGHTS 2018!" [Name] angrily screamed.
"Then, it's decided. Midoriya will be class president, and Yaoyorozu will be vice president!" Iida stated, completely disregarding the fact that this decision was based on a Democracy and he was breaking the entire egalitarianism system by disregarding the lord and savior, Sans, but whatever.
"Wow Iida you normie lib, you really just did my man Sans like that." [Name] said passionately, but she was excited that her friend was finally getting the love and recognition he deserved.
"Good job Izu!" [Name] said lovingly, ruffling the broccoli boy's green hair.
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It was finally lunchtime, and as always, [Name]'s phatass was starving. She made her way to her usual lunch table with Ochaco, Izuku, and Iida when she realized that she had to give someone something.
"Hey, I'll be right back, I need to find someone." The (h/c) haired girl told her friends. They nodded and she walked around the cafeteria, searching for spiky, red hair.
"Ah, Kiri! There you are," [Name] smiled, walking towards him. Kirishima blushed again at the use of the nickname and waved at her.
"Hey [Name]. What's up?"
"I just wanted to give you your hoodie back... Thanks again for letting me use it!" [Name] grinned as she reached down to take the hoodie off. As she did, her shirt slightly went up with it, exposing the smooth, (s/c) skin on her torso. It took all of Kirishima's self control to not reach out and touch it, as he desperately wanted to feel her velvety skin under his fingertips.
"Here!" [Name] grinned cheekily as she finally pulled off the hoodie and handed it to him. He thanked her and as he breathed in, he could smell her sweet and addictive scent all over it.
"Hey [Name], I was wondering if you wanted to go-" Kirishima started, but he never got to finish his sentence, as a loud alarm suddenly blared.
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"Oh shit, what does that siren mean?" [Name] sweatdropped, as she forgot to actually remember what each warning meant. She looked up at Kirishima and her heart pounded faster when she noticed he looked serious and concerned.
"It means a threat is inside U.A."
"Oh shit, let's nyoom!" The girl screeched and grabbed Kirishima's hand, then zoomed out of the cafeteria. Yesterday she had watched "Fingers in his Ass: A compilation" for two hours straight while neglecting her homework, and she really didn't want to die with that being the last thing she did.
Out in the hallway, the pair slightly panicked as they saw many students trying to rush out of the exit. It was cramped, so as soon as more people flooded the hallway, Kirishima and [Name] were separated.
"Kiri!" [Name] yelped, reaching out for him. With a determined look, the boy tried to grab her, but ultimately, the two were ripped apart from each other. That's when [Name] really started to panic.
What villain is here? What do they want? Will we be safe?
The girl started to grow visibly paler as she worried, and the fact that many people were pressed up against her wasn't helping her ease her anxiety. As the many people that were taller than her were pushing against her, she found it hard to breathe.
While she was usually calm and composed, situations with many social interactions or many people in small spaces often made the girl's repressed memories come to the front of her brain. Distress churned in the (h/c) haired girl's stomach.
The worse thing about anxiety was that it spiked blood pressure, causing her blood to forcefully flow upwards through her veins. The girl felt her hands spark, and her Quirk started activating against her will. But with her desperate attempts to hold the plasma back from releasing through her pores, the girl's hands started to sting and spark, singing her skin with energy so cold that it was leaving burn marks.
Suddenly, someone grabbed her and pulled her close into his chest, his entire body pressing against hers comfortingly. She widened her eyes and calmed down as her savior led her to a corner where it was less crowded. The scent of fresh, arctic wind and a blazing campfire calmed her nerves and instantly let her know that the person holding her was Todoroki. He stood with his back to everyone else so that she wasn't in the midst of the crowd, and she finally found the courage to look up at him.
He looked down at her with an intimidating, but gentle gaze. Even though he didn't show it, he was very concerned as he saw her palms sparking up and her skin singed.
Todoroki paid close attention to little details about [Name] as he was quiet, observant, and sat in the back of the classroom.
He watched her put up her hair lazily, sometimes forgetting a few baby hairs here and there, and he watched how her beautiful (e/c) eyes light up when someone said something funny, and how she instinctively put her hand over her mouth after she snorted a bit too loud at one of Kaminari's jokes. He watched as she embarrassed herself again and again, not giving a damn whoever judged her.
He saw her when she acted like she didn't care about Bakugo, and the regret in her eyes when she watched him leave. He could make out the fear on her face when she was up against an opponent, but also the admiration and bravery. He saw how the girl always came to school wearing bandaids on her fingers, arms, and legs because she was clumsy and reckless. He noticed the scars on her palms as she pressed her fingernails deep into her thick skin, either trying to suppress memories or control them.
Todoroki noticed how he noticed [Name] a lot, but didn't know what to make of it.
[Name]'s palms immediately stopped singing. She sighed with relief and leaned against the wall, whispering a quick 'thank you' to Todoroki. The boy nodded in return, a small pink blush appearing on his cheeks.
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After everything was sorted out, [Name] walked back with Kaminari, Sero, and Kirishima. All of them were relieved that it was just the press that triggered the alarm and not any villains.
"Yo [Name], I saw you were getting some big hot n cold peepee back there," Sero laughed.
"Aw man! You're cheating on me wife??" Kaminari sighed sadly.
"I'm sorry, sir... But I'm afraid you have been demoted to one of my love interests in the corner of the whole wonder that is called the universe. In other words, you're the side hoe now, Denki."
"Oooof, tap f to pay respects," Sero said sadly.
"f" Kirishima said.
"f" Sero said.
"f," Mina said, suddenly walking over.
"e." [Name] stated, causing the entire group to break out in an absolute shitstorm.
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𝟼𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟾
edit 5-20-2021 hello everyone, I would like to sincerely apologize for the word choices used in this chapter and possibly other ones. I was combing through this and realized that back when I wrote this chapter some of the things I said were offensive and immature. I have since removed them and have since then learned why what I said was bad. thank you all for holding me accountable.
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