In which [Name] almost gets blown up for like the millionth time in this story. Also the chapter with a long ass title.

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She could use her quirk to blast herself up in the air, but she would lose lots of blood and energy, and for all she knew, there could be a battle in the near future. She couldn't afford to overuse her quirk now.

Her only option was to use the rope that was hanging across the chasm.

I should just go commit scooter ankle, The (h/c) haired female thought bitterly as she grabbed the rope. She flipped upside down and started crawling, her heart pounding with dread.

Besides the constant fear and anxiety of falling to her death into a deep pit of darkness and despair, [Name] found the journey to the other side quite pleasant! When she finally got to the other side, she brushed herself off and looked ahead.

"A minefield?" [Name] whined. She looked to her left to see Todoroki carefully looking at the field as well. [Name] observed the obvious spots on the ground where the bombs were and put a foot over one, not quite stepping down.

"Give me a reason why I shouldn't end it all now," [Name] joked, making direct eye contact with Todoroki.

"Bruh," Todoroki said.

"Just kidding, I'm not actually going to-"

"MOVE OUT OF THE WAY THOTTIES!" A harsh voice yelled. [Name] widened her eyes, but it was too late. She saw her life flash before her eyes, and sadly 75% of it was her in her bed watching shitpost videos.

As the (h/c) haired girl stumbled forward, she caught a glimpse of Todoroki and Bakugo engaging in a fight. Then, looking down, [Name] realized she was about to land on about 3 mines.

Well damn. My life is finally ending. What have I even done that I'm proud of? I'm sorry Master Skipper, for I have failed you.

But the (h/c) haired girl never hit the ground, because there was a firm hand around her waist. She looked up from her dramatic pose to see Kirishima, blushing but grinning.

"THANK YOU I LOVE YOU!" She screamed as she jumped up and hugged the boy tightly.

"U-Uh, I love you too [Name]." He said awkwardly, patting the girl's back. "Well, what do you say we finish this? Can't have Bakugo and Todoroki take all the glory!"

The girl beside him nodded and the two took off, trying to dodge mines as best as they could. They were doing good, until right at the end, when Kirishima slipped up a little. His eyes widened in horror as he was about to land on a particularly big mine.

"MRS. OBAMA, GET DOWN!" [Name] screeched, and she leaped on Kirishima to push him over. While it got the red-haired boy out of the mine's way... [Name] wasn't so lucky.

"Well, goodbye fellow E-girls," were her last words as she was blasted up into the sky.

Pink smoke spanned the area and Kirishima squinted to look for her figure, when he suddenly saw someone nyooming through the air.

"[NAAAAME]! I GOT YOU!" The boy yelled as he held out his arms, running to position himself right under [Name]. A second later, she slammed down into his arms, eyes wide and face pale.

"I have to live... I have to live for my Roblox boyfriend."

"Wha-"

"Nothing."

And so Kirishima took off running with [Name] still in his arms.

"If it makes you feel any better, you looked like a shooting star," He said innocently and VERY ADORABLY.

"Wow. I am refreshed, I am a new person. Now let's finish this race!" [Name] exclaimed as she got down. She and Kirishima shared an excited smile, then the two dashed through the small tunnel. When they got out, they saw Izuku, Bakugo, Todoroki, and a couple other students in the arena.

"Aww man... Hey, I'm sorry Kiri. If I wasn't such a stupid ass bitch maybe you would have gotten first," [Name] pouted sadly. Kirishima turned to her and gave her a big smile, putting his finger under her chin and lifting it up.

"I don't regret anything."

The two stared at each other in the eyes for a couple seconds before Present Mic's loud, screeching voice broke them apart. The pair blushed and awkwardly looked everywhere but at each other, but as more students started to flood the arena, the two got separated.

"Dude, imagine if Present Mic was a gamer. He's got such a sexy despascito voice," A certain purple-haired boy said, slipping through the crowd and standing next to [Name].

"I'd smash, but only if he did a gameplay of 'Shrek' on Xbox." [Name] huffed.

"Now this, this is epic."

Midnight suddenly bounced her big tiddies like nobody's business and grabbed a microphone.

"Her boobs threaten me." [Name] whispered to Shinsou, who snorted.

"Alright students! So, the 42 that made it past the obstacle course will go on! Those who didn't make it in the top 42 fail! Y'all can just go take a nap or something lmao."

"Damn, I should have just lost on purpose."

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE! TIME FOR THE NEXT EVENNTT!" Present Mic's voice literally shattered everyone's eardrums.

"The human Cavalry Battle!" Midnight said. "Each student will have a headband that says how many points they're worth! Other students have to try and steal their headband-"

[Name] stopped listening after that.

When she received her headband, she scoffed.

"Really? Only 50 points? My juicy ass is worth SO much more than that."

"HEY, POCCHARI!"

"[Name]."

"H-hey, [Name]!"

[Name]'s few remaining brain cells literally had a seizure as she heard 3 voices call her at once.

Bakugo, Todoroki, and Midoriya all stared at her, expectant. She raised an eyebrow.

"What, you guys all want a lap dance or something? Starting rate is $20, I do-"

"Just shut up and be on my team," Bakugo said angrily, his cheeks pink. He grabbed [Name]'s arm, being considerate enough to not hold on too tight he would cut off her blood circulation.

"You can't just force her to be on your team like that," Todoroki said with a bit of annoyance. "Get your hands off her, she hasn't consented to it."

"Shut up Icyhot, you haven't known her for as long as I have," Bakugo said angrily, throwing hands.

"Yeah, but you literally bullied her for her entire childhood, so shut up," Todoroki said smugly.

"Hey guys..." [Name] said nervously.

"Hey, why don't you fuck off? Why do you like her so much anyways? You said you weren't here to make friends or some edgy shit like that, ugly skater boy!" Bakugo roared, his palms sparking up with explosions.

"Uhm.. Hehe, my homies? Calm down..."

"Why do YOU like her so much? Can't you take a hint? She doesn't like you!" Todoroki shot back.

"SHUT UP! I bet you wear Thrasher you fucking basic fuckbo-"

"GUYS!"

Both went quiet.

"Um, [Name]-" Midoriya started.

"Um, HA Ha ha okay... ya girl is not at the phone right now, so please don't leave a message.. um.. BEEp!" [Name] awkwardly said, throwing up some Finger Guns™ and skrting away at the speed of a million wet farts.

"Boy trouble?" Shinsou asked with a smirk as the girl ran back towards him. The female only sighed and sadly threw up a gang sign.

"Wanna be on my team?"

"Yeah, okay." The girl suddenly realized she answered a question of his and paused, waiting for the mind control to take over.

But she was still conscious and still stupid, so that meant Shinsou didn't activate his quirk.

"You're not going to.."

"Nah," He shrugged. "It's okay for you. You're pretty smart and chill."

"I mean, it's a glow down but okay."

And so the Cavalry Battle started.

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this book is ass 😔👊🏼