《LACUNA ✰ BNHA》27: COCKBLOCK CAT
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In which [Name] gets to see a loooooot of kitties if you know what I mean ;)
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supermarke- oh shit!" Bakugo cursed under his breath as he heard the door open and turned to see [Name]. Her face was pale, her body slightly trembling. She was still conscious and could speak, but it seemed like her body was simply acting weird and out of control.
"Katsuki honey, take her to your room. I'll get the thermometer to see if she has a fever." Mitsuki said, walking to the kitchen. Bakugo huffed and rolled his eyes, gently supporting the girl with an arm around her shoulders.
"You're always ending up in some kind of trouble, huh shithead?"
Bakugo lay [Name] down on his bed. Mitsuki handed him the thermometer and went back downstairs to get water. Bakugo blushed and stared at the object in his hand before sighing and leaning down.
"Open up," He grumbled. Blushing [Name] did as she was told and he stuck the thermometer into her mouth gently, glaring at the floor. [Name] stared up at him with wide eyes while he mentally cursed her for being so cute. Finally, it beeped and Bakugo pulled it out and looked at the temperature.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" He screamed. "YOUR TEMPERATURE IS FUCKING 90 DEGREES (fahrenheit) HOLY SHIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?!"
Bakugo frantically ran around his house gathering things like heating pads, thick and fluffy blankets, and heaters. By the time he had gotten everything, [Name] had fallen asleep under his comfortable covers. He glared at her and huffed, tucking her into the blankets, setting the heating pads on her cold skin, and turning on the heater.
She looked comfortable and content, wrapped in a fat burrito of blankets and comforters. Bakugo blushed bright red and grumbled under his breath, laying down on top of the girl's stomach, which was covered by a mountain of blankets. He curled up on top of her like a kitten, lending her some of his body warmth.
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"SUCK MY TOES, YOU PURPLE GOBLIN!"
After [Name] had woken up at the Bakugo household, she felt completely normal, which was odd. Katsuki was gone when she woke up, giving her the yucky feeling like she had a one night stand with him or something. However, his absence was due to the fact that he had to train for the upcoming exams, and as much as [Name] didn't want to, she had to train too. So here she was, training with Shinsou Hitoshi.
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"MAYBE I WILL JUST SUCK YOUR TOES, THOTTIE!" Shinsou screamed back as he punched [Name] in the face.
The girl let out an 'oof' as she slid back on the floor and refused to get up.
"Already tired?" Shinsou taunted.
"Nah, just lazy and fat."
"Mood." Shinsou said as he laid down next to her.
The training facility they had reserved had a gorgeous sunroof, which allowed the warm and gentle sunlight to trickle in and bathe [Name]'s smooth skin in a golden warmth. Shinsou glanced her and his heart pounded slightly. He looked back at the gently rolling clouds with a small blush.
"It's a really pretty day, huh?" He mumbled quietly.
"Yeah... Almost like... An island." [Name] said, her voice barely above a whisper.
"An island? Why do you say that?"
"I was born on an island. I loved it there... Until they all turned against me." [Name] said, her eyes shining brightly. A small shiver ran up Shinsou's spine. Her expression of nostalgia was completely opposite from the dark words she was saying.
"They.. Turned against you?"
[Name] then snapped out of whatever trance she was in as she turned towards the purple haired male. Her alluring (e/c) eyes looked deep into his mind, causing him to feel slightly uneasy. This girl... She was something else. It was almost as if, just by looking at him, she could control his mind.
"Quirks... They were illegal on the island I was born in. I lived with my mother. My father was quirkless, much like the rest of the island population. Anyone who wasn't quirkless... Well, they were executed. Except for my mother. She learned to control her plasma quirk and suppress it... She was able to stay hidden from the government. But there's no way to completely get rid of the plasma... In all the memories I have of my mother, her hands were always burnt from trying to hold it back. But one day..." The girl shuddered. "One day, the government was alerted of a woman and child with a quirk. They charged into my house, and my mother and I were put in prison, to be executed. What happened after that..." The girl shuddered. "I don't want to talk about it. It was so painful, so torturous... That sometimes I forget... It's like, these blank spots in my brain.."
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Shinsou stood up and walked over to [Name] with a solemn expression, and hugged her tightly, pulling her into his warm chest.
He finally understood why her undereyes were always dark, why she was always tired. By day, she fought off the pain like a strong warrior with the help of her friends. But at night... It was just her, alone with wide eyes, reduced to a frightened, little girl trapped in her endless nightmares. He wanted to help. The girl hugged him back and forced an obviously fake smile.
"Eh, I think you're tired of me oversharing my backstory, so how about we start fighting again!" [Name] said with a bubbly tone, jumping up. Shinsou watched her, smirking a little. He knew exactly how to get rid of her stress.
"I have a better idea of how to spend our day."
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"AW!!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD THIS MANY KITTIES!" [Name] squealed as she entered Shinsou's house. There were about 7 cats prancing around the large home.
"Yeah, this one's name is Phantom. She's the youngest and newest. Sometimes the older cats bully her, but she's a fighter." Shinsou smiled as he gently picked up a black kitten with yellow eyes and placed her next to [Name] on the couch.
Phantom crawled clumsily into [Name]'s lap and purred gently, head butting her hand playfully while Shinsou watched the two with a 'proud husband' look in his eyes.
"Shinsou, how come you never send pussy pics?" [Name] snorted.
"Because, I don't want people to think I'm a crazy cat lady." Shinsou said.
3 more cats came up to [Name] and started to meow, asking for her attention.
"Okay, okay!" The girl giggled as she was assaulted by little toe beans and swishing tails. A large, grey, adult, male cat stood in the doorway, watching the girl warily.
"Fart cloud, come here," Shinsou called.
"OH MY GOD-you named him Fart Cloud?!" [Name] screeched.
"I was four and had a really immature sense of humor, okay? We don't judge in this household." Shinsou huffed. The grey cat merely glared at [Name].
"He doesn't like meeee?" [Name] said sadly, showing the meanie cat some 'spare coochie' eyes.
"Don't worry, he literally hates everyone. He's like, the oldest and the alpha male. All the other cats are basically peasants under him."
FC glared at the two as he walked closer to [Name] and Shinsou, who were sitting side by side on the couch. All the other cats scattered away, not wanting to be intimidated by the leader.
Then, the cat jumped up on [Name]'s lap, curled up, and went to sleep.
"HAHA! Looks like he likes me, Shinshoe," [Name] snickered. Shinsou merely watched, wide eyed.
She was definitely a keeper. Well, if he could manage to snatch her in the first place, which he had been wanting to do since the day he met her.
Now was his chance. [Name] connected eyes with him, and he moved his pale hand to grab hers gently. He was going to do it. He was going to tell her he liked her...
"FUCK!" Shinsou yelled as he waved his hand around frantically. There were two sharp bite marks in his palm, and the grey cat that was in [Name]'s lap hissed at his owner. Shinsou glared, and the cat seemed to give Shinsou a smug look.
"Oh my god, are you okay?!" [Name] asked, grabbing his hand to examine it. The boy blushed bright red, but his happiness didn't last long. FC jumped off [Name]'s lap and head butted Shinsou right in the stomach, making him fly off the couch.
"You cockblock," Shinsou growled quietly. "You're getting neutered."
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𝟷𝟾𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟾
hh so i'm holding off on the writing contest thing till after the holiday ig
also im taking requests on my bnha oneshot book called "ethereal" so if ya wanna kiss kiss fall in love just yeet on over there thx
not a lot of memes in this chapter but lots of fluff so yw
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