In which class 1-A locates and destroys a liberal.

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to spare people the pain of looking at her she had to conceal her undereyes. The (h/c) haired girl had again, woken up in the middle of the night due to a single recurring nightmare. However, the dazed protagonist was so out of it that she walked into the boy's bathroom.

As [Name] blankly looked at the empty stalls, the sudden urge to pee overtook her, and she took her spot in front of a urinal. Only then did she realize that:

1, She did not usually pee standing up.

2, Girls restrooms do not have urinals.

3, She was standing directly next to someone with bushy red hair, who was currently staring at her with horror.

"TAKAAAAASHIIII!" [Name] laughed, jumping on top of the boy after he struggled to pull his pants back up. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

"Celestorm had to go and do some stupid hero work in another town for a long time, so here I'm for the rest of the year." Takashi grumbled, crossing his arms. "I was hoping I could avoid you, but my hopes and dreams are now crushed."

"Angery uwu. I missed you!"

"Celestorm and I got you a gift, by the way."

"Really?!" [Name] asked, eyes sparkling. Takashi opened his bag and took out two shirts in the ugliest shade of yellow ever known to man, then sighed, scrunching his nose up in disgust due to the words that were about to come out of his mouth.

"Kyouki wanted me to ask you... Minion or da Bob for today."

"O-Oh my god,, I can't believe this is happening to me right now," [Name] said, on the edge of sobbing. She took 'Da Bob' and slipped it on, looking up at the red haired boy with teary eyes.

"Thank you Takashi!" She said happily, then smirked evilly. "Ok, now you're wearing the minion shirt."

"No I am no-"

"Do it or I will get Gru to come over here and vore your ankle hairs while wearing a Shrek Fursuit. DO IT NOW." [Name] said, shooting him a glare.

Takashi gulped and quickly wore the Minion shirt over his school uniform, not wanting to face the wrath of the sexy, bald, Russian man.

"Okay... Good. Now you're skipping school with me." The (h/c) haired girl grinned.

"A-Are you sure you wanna do this little girl?" Takashi asked, shaking in his timbs. "I mean... What if.. What if we're dangerous?"

"What if I am?" [Name] replied.

It was safe to say that nobody knew where the (h/c) haired girl was after they saw two memelord weeaboos Naruto running through the hallway in bright yellow shirts.

After finally escaping the hellhole known as 'school, [Name] jumped on Takashi's back and pointed towards the sunset.

"Now take me to your apartment, peasant!"

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"Woahh... You're a whole ass gamer girl! You better give me some of your pee," [Name] squealed as she entered Takashi's apartment.

Besides the regular kitchen and bedroom, there were three large tv's set up, each with a console.

"CHAAAAD!" An angry yell bounced off the walls. "YOU LEFT YOUR BUTTPLUG IN THE BATHROOM AGAIN! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU- Oh, who is that?"

A tall boy with messy brown hair and blue eyes emerged from one of the bedrooms, staring at [Name].

"It'S nOT A BUttPlUg yOU DUmB FUck!(#@Q*#@!" Takashi screamed. "And this is [Name]. She's a freshie."

"Oh, hey! I'm Kuro Hayate, Takashi's roommate. I'm a third year as well."

"Okay, now get the fuck out of my room, we're playing Minecraft." Takashi smirked.

"I know you love me thottie, so I'm joining." Hayate said, smacking Takashi's ass, causing [Name] to be intimidated by his dominance.

"I-I'm crying and shaking right now-"

"Okay both of you just shut up and grab a controller." Takashi said, and he set up the consoles.

[Name] started to live stream. In a couple minutes, people started joining.

"Hey ladies and gentlethots, today we're going to be playing Minecraft with these two absolute chads."

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@/pikachu420_69

😎come to school you coward

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@/gravitygirl

[name] you're getting upperclassman coochie! no fair! >:X

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"No Calamari, I'm not coming to school because I'm a bad gurl!! xd rawr~" [Name] said, sticking her face too close to the camera, showing off her wonderful eyebrow zit. Hayate, who was a bit inexperienced in gaming, started to mine with a wooden pickaxe.

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"EEEEEK A SPIDER!" Hayate suddenly started screeching like the manly man he was.

"I'm finally done with this house!" Takashi said proudly. It was a 4 story mansion, in which [Name] had already started to put TNT in.

"Don't you fuCKING DARE!" Takashi screamed as the house exploded. "NOOOOOO! NOT THE KIDS, KAREN!

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@/thanosricksanchez

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@/pikachu420_69

😎 f

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@/gravitygirl

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@/broccoliboydeku

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@/therock

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@/tsuyuuuuuuuuu (soulja boy tell em)

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@/allmightfanpage1234

HOW DO YOU CHANGE YOUR USERNAME THIS IS URGENT

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@/daddyissues

Who's Karen and what did she do to the kids?

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"Takashi, Hayate." [Name] said.

"What?"

"You're mining a diamond and as it breaks you see lava underneath, and ya shid through your pants and the lava jumps up and touches ya ass, wyd?"

"Wait a sec-" But it was too late. As Hayate mined the diamond with his (wooden) pickaxe, he fell down to the lava below.

"WJANRKANRKJWN NOOOOO!" Hayate curled up into a ball and cried.

"What a n00b," Takashi snickered, and pointed at Hayate. "This loser smacks ya girl's ass on the Battle Bus, wyd?"

"Ask him why he didn't smack mine 😳,"

@/allmightfanpage1234

THIS IS SO GAY I'M LEAVING

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@/daddyissues

okay "allmightfanpage1234"

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@/allmightfanpage1234

SHUT UP I MADE THIS ACCOUNT WHEN I WAS LITTLE

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@/broccoliboydeku

kacchan it says you joined 2 months ago plz dont game end me

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@/thanosricksanchez

libtard owned

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@/tapedaddy

everyone nae nae on bakugo

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"Bakugo, don't even try to roast me me when you want to lick All Might's pepperoni nips." [Name] said while T-posing at the camera to assert her dominance.

"Hey [Name], speaking of pepperoni nips, do you wanna go get some pizza?" Hayate asked.

"YES! Ok bye fellow gamers." [Name] quickly ended the livestream, leaving her classmates in either pure fear or pure admiration.

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uhh this is the author's true crackhead nature im so sorry