In which [Name] throws some hands and hardens some peepees with her epic gamer girl pee. 😎

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in front of her. Red velvet lined the walls, and there were numerous chandeliers in the large, spacious dining room.

"I bet you this bitch has Airpods," Sero commented, then slid over to [Name] and smelled her hair, which smelled like strawberries and depression thank you very much.

"It smells like broke in here." Mr. Tape Bondage™ snickered. [Name] glared and sniffed him back.

"It smells like small 🍆 in here."

"😳😔."

"Alright guys! Let's get to studying!" The black haired girl gushed. [Name] groaned and smacked her head on the table repeatedly.

As Momo kept lecturing Kaminari, Jirou, Mina, Sero, and Ojiro, but the (h/c) haired girl couldn't focus. She drifted in and out of sleep, but abrupt thoughts kept waking her up with a small jolt.

[Name] hadn't studied for the written exam at all, and she didn't plan on doing so. Would she even be able to pass? Why was heroism determined by stupid test grades anyways? Was [Name] even fit to be a hero? The girl only sighed and gave into sleep.

Yeet, this hoe gonna work at Mcdonalds, flipping burgers. 15 years old and already taking after my icon, Spongebob-

"Looks like her day isn't going very great," Jirou shrugged at [Name], who was drooling and muttering dead memes in her sleep.

"Nothing's been great since Tumblr took away hentai rights," Kaminari said sadly. Ojiro sighed and snuck his tail under [Name]'s head, letting her use it as a pillow.

The following morning, [Name] was surprisingly well rested and ready to go... Well, ready to go besides having an empty brain. But with happiness, the (h/c) haired girl realized that the test wasn't as hard as she had previously thought, and many of the questions she had remembered from lectures.

The testing went on for 3 days, which was torture.On the final day, [Name] met up with her friends in the lunchroom.

"How do you think you did?" Midoriya grinned as he walked along his best friend for many years. The girl put her hand on her heart and saluted.

"Izu, if I'm a longtime survivor of hava, I can do anything."

"What's hava?"

"Hava nice day and remember to stay hydrated, my broccoli bitch."

"Bro... I love you...❣️💓💛❤️💚💙💘💘💘💝💞💗💜💗💖." Izuku replied, shyly blushing a light pink.

After everyone had settled down in the lunchroom, [Name]'s friends started to talk about the practical exam, which she honestly could not give two shits about, so she tuned them out.

"What do you think is gonna be on the practical exam? I'm really nervous!" Ochaco said with furrowed eyebrows.

[Name] had started to inhale her very healthy lunch of Froot Loops in a bag (okay look aizawa's trying to be a good dad but sometimes there rlly do be bagged froot loop days, ok?) when her head was suddenly smacked by somebody's massive elbow.

"Ah, sorry, your head was so big that I accidentally hit it."

With an 'oof,' the girl spit out her soggy Froot Loops right in Iida's face as she turned around and shot the nastiest glare at the blondie who had smacked [Name] with his weenus.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking wor-"

"I heard you guys met the hero killer," The blonde interrupted. Everybody stiffened, and [Name] shut her mouth. "Just like in the Sports Festival, 1-A gets all the attention, don't they? But it's not because people have high hopes for you-it's because you attract trouble."

"Oh, I will fuck your shit up kazoo kid-" [Name] muttered sharply and launched herself at him, only to feel a pair of arms wrap around her torso and hold her back. Todoroki sighed as [Name] weakly struggled against the half and half boy and his big yaoi hands.

Monoma's face went dark, and he started to shake a bit with intensity.

"Ohh, that's scary! What if one day the rest of us get caught up in that trouble and become victims? Like the sickly curse you all carry? Ohhh, that's sca-" Monoma was smacked in the back of the head and he fell to the ground. The students looked up to see a girl with orangish-reddish hair, who was now lecturing the blonde on the ground.

"Kendo?" Iida asked.

"I apologize for him!" The female sweatdropped. "You guys don't know about what's going to be on the practical exam? It looks like it'll be combat training against robots, just like the entrance exam. An upperclassman friend told me."

"Ugh great, that hellhole all over again." [Name] said, and upon realizing that Todoroki's arms were still around her waist, she gently fell backwards on the boy's lap because she got tired. Yes, tired from standing for about 5 seconds. Lazy thot. (jk ily guys-)

The boy ignored Kendo and everybody else and continued to eat his soba, trying to fight against his hormonal thoughts, since the girl he literally fell head over heels with was currently sitting in his lap.

Now is not Peepee Hard time NoW iS NoT PEepEE HarD TimE-

"Kendou, you idiot! We had an information advantage! This was our chance to get ahead of those 1-A gays- AGh!" Monoma started to whine until he was smacked by Kendo again.

"Yeah, that's right. RESPECT WOMEN." The girl snapped.

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Before the end of the day, everyone stood around to voice their opinions about the supposed Robot Combat Practical exam. [Name] grabbed her bag, wanting to walk home as fast as possible before anybody else could join her. She loved walking home with Izuku and Bakugo, but the girl just had to be alone with her thoughts for now.

If there was one thing she enjoyed about mild walking exercise, it was feeling the warm sunlight on her skin and being alone to admire the beautiful Japanese town she was able to seek asylum in. A wave of calmness washed over the female at the thought of her walk home.

That was until Bakugo started to argue with his classmates, his crimson eyes glimmering with even more malice than usual. Malice that was directed straight towards Izuku, of course.

"Hey Deku!" The blonde spat.

[Name] paused, not wanting to leave her friend alone in case the hedgehog started throwing hands. As the two boys glared at each other, remembering their not so friendly competition, (and their cringey 'love rivalry') other classmates watched uneasily, not sure wether to intervene or let it be. But to Bakugo and Midoriya, they were the only two in the room.

"Listen nerd... I don't know if you've figured out your stupid quirk a little bit... But you seriously keep rubbing me the wrong way. I don't need another half-assed result like at the sports festival... At the upcoming finals, we'll get individual scores, so we'll see who's better wether you like it or not."

"Oh, he must be talking about how Deku was moving like Bakugo the other day..." Ochaco quietly murmured.

"I'll beat you with a huge difference. I'LL KILL YOU!" Bakugo yelled, pointing an accusing finger at the blonde.

"Woah boys, the sexual tension here is thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal, so let's calm down..." [Name] laughed nervously. "Is this about... Something more than grades? Because you two seem really fired up.."

The two boys sweatdropped and glared at each other before Bakugo whirled around and glared at Todoroki.

"TODOROKI! YOU TOO!" The ashy blonde snapped.

"Damn, it's a threesome now. 😔" [Name] muttered.

"And [Name]..."

[Name] perked up upon hearing her name, and widened her eyes.

"You've come far from the dumb, weak little girl you used to be. So... I'll beat you too!" Bakugo said, but significantly softer.

He then left and slammed the door. [Name] blinked a couple times, before a pink blush spread across her cheeks. She unconsciously rubbed the scar on her collarbone, grinning like an idiot.

I just got complimented by Bakugo! That means I must be doing something right!

"It's been a while since I've seen Bakugo that intense..."

"Impatience? Or hatred? From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate." Tokoyami stated, glancing at [Name] with a knowing expression.

"This bird is woke," Sighed Mineta. After all, the fact that most of the boys wanted [Name]'s mega magical coochie wasn't that much of a secret. Even Aizawa was starting to catch on as he lurked in the hallway, glaring at Bakugo's back.

His attitude is getting worse than I thought.

And faster than Iida in a sonic fursuit, the day for the practical exam had arrived.

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uhh i'm probably the only person who still finds emojis funny

happy new year and let's pray to memelord daddies kaminari and sero that 2019 brings good memes

TYSM FOR 55K!! I KNOW I'M VERY LATE BUT I'M LITERALLY SO BLESSED TO HAVE SUCH AN AMAZING COMMUNITY OF SEXY DESPASCITO READERS.

Thank you guys so much!

also here's a mediocre deku pic I drew!