《LACUNA ✰ BNHA》33: SOMETIMES THE SICKO MODES YOU
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In which [Name] has her very first french kiss.
TW: lots of curses, a lil spicy and forceful, read with caution ;)
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cuddling into her soft, warm, blanket at the sweet thought. [Name] whipped her head around from what she was previously doing, which was spraying a mega size can of whipped cream straight into her mouth.
"Uhm... Yeah? I mean, I kissed Kaminari at the fair.." The girl snorted, sending whipped cream out of her nostrils.
"Yeah, but that doesn't count! Because it was like, a dare!" Mina exclaimed.
"I guess I haven't, then. What about you guys?" [Name] asked, walking towards her female friends, who were in sleeping bags.
All the girls of class 1-A had asked Aizawa if they could use one of U.A's lounging rooms for a sleepover, and of course, since all of them were little angels, minus the one demon incarnate child who so happened to be his daughter- permission was granted.
"I have!" Mina yelled. "It was when I was 5."
"Aww! Who was it?" Toru swooned.
"Um, well you see, this is when it gets a bit awkward? It was my cousin."
"G-guys, do you hear that? Oh god oh shit- sWEeT HoME AlaBaMA!" [Name] screeched.
"I'm shaking in my cowboy boots, kero." Tsuyu intellectually said.
"Guys, let's play truth or dare! That's what normal kids do, right?" Momo asked.
"Oh my honey, you're so spoiled yet pure.." [Name] sighed, leaning back on the girl's shoulder. "Who's going first?"
"I will! Heeey, [Name]?" Ochaco asked slyly. "Truth or dare?"
"Um, truth. But please don't ask me about my baked bean fetish-"
Done, I don't want to know. When we go to the mall, tomorrow... Who are you going to hang out with?" Ochaco grinned evilly.
"Hm.. I'm not sure. Maybe Kaminari? He said he'd buy me the new Souljaphone," [Name] cackled, unable to contain herself.
Damn, my sense of humor is so shitty, can we get two likes?
"HA! You owe me 5 bucks, Jirou!" Ochaco yelled. Jirou sighed and gave her the money.
"Wait, so you guys were betting on who I'd want to hang out with?" [Name] angrily huffed. "That's not nice."
"Yeah well, I can buy 20 ramen packs with these, so it was for a good cause!" Ochaco said innocently.
"Honey, I'll take you out to a 5 star meal anyday-" [Name] said smoothly.
"[Name], teach me how to be smooth like that!" Momo said excitedly. "I wish to learn the art of pickup lines as well!"
As the girls giggled and laughed together, Aizawa comfortably sat on his bed, watching a TV show while petting one of his cats until he was disturbed with the buzzing of a phone.
He tried to ignore it, but it wouldn't stop, so he looked around, trying to find it.
😎
"Bet," Aizawa rolled his eyes and unlocked it, raising his eyebrow as he was suddenly bombarded with text notifications.
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Someone was spamming her text messages. He scrolled up to see previously sent messages, knowing completely that he was snooping-but he was just worried about her.
why do you keep leaving me on read, coward
imma zucc u if you don't reply
seriously though, was it something i did
because if it was, i'm genuinely sorry
i hope i didn't screw up our friendship like i do to everything else
look, i really like you as a friend-i think you're an amazing person, and it may sound stupid because we've never even met-but i hope this doesn't end our friendship because you're pretty nice and sweet and funny
look i know you're wondering why i stopped texting u
i'm really sorry
but after talking to you for a while i've kind of grown fond of you but it would never work out
we're not supposed to be friends
goodbye [name]
Aizawa furrowed his eyebrows and glared at the screen with his bloodshot eyes, frantically tapping the keyboard of his daughter's phone.
what's your full name
"Hey Kami, Kiri- Are you guys going to the electronic store?" [Name] asked as she walked over to her two friends. They both immediately nodded, pink tinges across their cheeks at the sight of their favorite girl out of uniform, even though she looked like a demon spawn.
Everyone had met at the mall and was wearing cute, summery outfits. Today, [Name] was wearing a large, oversized travis scott 'astroworld' jacket paired with black and white Nike ThotShorts™ and the ugliest Supreme headband known to man that featured the wise words: soulja boy tell em.
"But I'm really not a hypebeast doe 😳," [Name] said as she watched the boys nut over her gang merch.
"Yeah, we're going to the electronic store. Come with us," Kirishima grinned.
"Eh, I think I'm just going to take a nap on this bench," [Name] shrugged.
"Bruh, but you'd look like a hobo," Kaminari sweatdropped.
"Kaminari. You dumb bitch. You absolute fucking door frame. Look me in the eye. Do hobos wear supreme? 😤."
"Yeet, my bad queen," Kaminari snorted. "Where did you buy those gucci goods though?"
"The black market, otherwise known as Ebay." [Name] whispered. "NOW KNEEL!"
"Damn, I'm succing it already?" Kaminari blushed as he kneeled down, and grinned as [Name] climbed onto his shoulders.
"NOW! TO THE GAMER STORE!"
Kirishima, Kaminari, and [Name] all walked to Electronic store, where there were displaying many electronics like computers, phones, tablets, and a large television.
"Imma be playing Roblox over here if you need me," Kaminari said as he grabbed a computer. "Time to get some thick block girls off the internet!"
"Kirishima, come over here. Let's put on a scary movie on this giant TV," [Name] said.
"Are you sure about that? There are kids here," Kirishima said, raising an eyebrow.
"Exactly. It's termination time," [Name] said, searching up the 10 hour loop of Pennywise the clown default dancing on some kids. However, as she played it, something else popped up on the tv.
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Something that made her heart sink.
"If I controlled rewind... I would want... Fortnite and Marques Brownlee."
"NOOOOO! IT'S YOUTUBE REWIND 2018!!! SOMEBODY DISLIKE IT!" [Name] screamed, hiding behind Kirishima.
"Don't worry, [Name]! I'll save y- OOF!" Kirishima tried to turn off the computer, but instead tripped over some kid nutting over how he saw Ninja on the big screen.
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"You guys got kicked out of a store. IN 5 MINUTES?" Iida said, massaging his forehead. The entire group had met in the food court.
"Well, more so like 4 minutes and 37 seconds. But atleast I got myself a Roblox big tiddy goth gf," Kaminari chuckled.
"Whaat? I thought I was your big tiddy goth gf!" [Name] whined, leaning on his shoulder.
"Nah, you're my beautiful personality goth gf. You're higher than the rest," Kaminari said playfully, hugging the girl back.
"Okay, enough PDA, fuckers." Bakugo grunted, eyeing the two angrily. They were just playing around... Right?
"Hey Midoriya, can you hold my extremely small will to live? I need to piss," [Name] said.
"Uh-"
"Okay, bye guys!" The (h/c) haired girl said as she skipped off to the bathrooms. They were... Completely empty.
"What the f-MMPH!"
Before [Name] could even figure out what was happening, she was roughly grabbed by the waist. An arm wrapped around her mouth so she couldn't speak, and her back was pressed against a broad and muscular chest.
Whoever was holding her against her will shoved her into the baby changing room, and finally took their hand off her mouth. However, their grip was still tight on her waist and arms, so she couldn't turn around to see who it was-but she assumed it was Sero playing a prank on her or something.
"Do I loOK LIKE I'M WEARING A DIAPER TO YOU-"
"Shut up." The man simply said, and a shiver ran up [Name]'s spine. Whoever was holding her... Was not one of her friends. She forcefully yanked herself out of his grip and turned around, widening her eyes.
It was him.
He looked dangerous, like he could rip her throat out any second. Patches of purple marks covered most of his strong body, and his turquoise eyes bore into [Name]'s skull.
[Name] made a decision to try and stall for time as she reached her hand in her pocket and fumbled around with her phone.
She leaned in and gave him the most chilling ASMR he would ever listen to.
"If you don't let me go, I'm gonna go sicko mode on you," [Name] snarled, trying to assert dominance.
The man simply smirked, and without warning, grabbed her shoulders and pushed her against the wall roughly, causing a loud thud to echo throughout the small room. He leaned close to her, chest against hers, warm breath gently fanning against her neck.
"Why don't you be a good little brat and come with me? The villains are expecting you, they want their weapon back..." His words had a sinister tone, but his heart didn't seem to be in them.
"No, fuck off!" The girl growled.
"I guess we'll have to do it the hard way," The man sighed, looking irritated. His arm went up, and [Name] flinched, expecting a hit or slap, But instead...
He smirked and gripped her chin, leaning in quickly and connecting his lips with hers. [Name] widened her eyes and blushed deeply, starting to have a literal seizure, because w h a t? But it got even worse-
The man forcefully shoved his tongue into her mouth. It was the worse (but also low-key the best) couple seconds of her life, and as he pulled away, that stupid smirk was still on his face. Oh, how desperately [Name] wanted to smack it off.
The surprisingly sweet taste of his mouth still lingering in his mind, the girl failed to notice that during her french kiss, a pill had been passed onto her tongue.
"Hope you feel well soon," The ravenette sneered as she collapsed into her arms, as much as she didn't want to.
"W-what the fuck did you do to me?!" [Name] shivered as she felt her body temperature going down. It was just like he first time she had saw him-which meant he must have somehow snuck a pill into her drink at some point that day.
"It's a pill that immediately gives you hypothermia," He replied monotonously, while supporting her form. "So we can abduct you easier."
He pulled out a phone and called someone.
"Hey, Kurogiri? We're ready to g-"
"HEY, ASSHOLE! LET HER GO!"
The villain barely had time to react as the door was suddenly thrown open, and a punch was thrown at his jaw. A nice bruise blossoming along his defined jawline, the man snarled angrily, holding his palm up.
Bakugo breathed heavily, and [Name] rushed to his side. The girl grunted in pain as her body went numb, but she still found some strength in herself to activate her quirk on her palms.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HER, YOU CREEP!" Bakugo yelled, warily eyeing the man's hand, expecting him to activate his own quirk. But he never did.
"Daaaaabi!~" A high pitched voice squealed. A girl with blonde hair and space buns skipped into the room.
"What the fuck do you want, bitch!" Dabi yelled.
"Remember what Shiga Shiga said?" She turned around and stared at [Name] hungrily, causing Bakugo to growl overprotectively.
"If we can't get the girl, we leave without any conflict." The girl muttered darkly, and a portal opened behind them. The two stepped in, Dabi's eyes lingering on the girl's unconscious form.
And just like that, they were gone.
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oh god i'm sorry i think my anxiety attacks are getting worse which is what's making me second guess myself while writing literally anything i guess i'll die
school starts tmr and i may not have time to write so here's an update, srry if it was rushed :/
also i made y'all hypebeasts yw
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