《LACUNA ✰ BNHA》38: ON JAH BAKUGO IS DUMB
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In which [Name] is basically emo but like what's new lmao
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to the (h/c) haired girl who had been moping around since the events of today. [Name] huffed softly in response, but eventually got up, cringing at how crusty she felt.
"Izu, I'm gonna take a shower... Wait for me?" She mumbled dully.
The green haired boy nodded and stood up as the girl walked into the bathroom, sweat dropping as he heard the sudden screaming of "Lucid Dreams" echoing over the sound of the water.
"DEKUUU!" A loud yell came from behind the door. After basically nutting in fear, Izuku sighed in irritation and opened the door, only to see Kirishima and Bakugo, the wombo combo.
"How is she?" Kirishima asked, stepping into the room a little, looking around in concern. Izuku felt his muscles tense protectively, but as much as he didn't want anyone else to be here, he stepped aside.
"Have you been here this whole damn time?" Bakugo sneered.
"Yeah, and what about it?" Izuku mumbled under his breath.
"WHAT?!" Bakugo yelled, grabbing the green haired boy's collar, slamming him into the wall. It wasn't hard enough to cause any damage, but it definitely caused Izuku to flinch.
"Bakugo, what the fuck?! Calm down!" Kirishima yelled, furrowing his eyebrows. The two glared at each other intensely, tension buzzing between their green and crimson eyes, before Bakugo huffed and backed off.
"Hey Izuku, I forgot my clothes out here so- Oh shit, it's a foursome." The girl said dryly as she walked outside with only a thin towel wrapped around her body.
"Make that a fivesome-" Kaminari purred as he walked in through the door, but was immediately kicked in the peepee by Bakugo.
The boys all turned around, each with varying shades of pink on their faces.
"Hey Kaminari, can you grab those clothes on top of my suitcase? I was planning to wear them to Gekyume's Circumcision™, but I don't have anything else at the moment."
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"Bruh, rip." Kaminari said as he handed the girl her OOTD, which consisted of plain, black leggings and a shirt that said 'ONE BRAIN CELL GANG' in large, rainbow, comic sans font.
The group of students walked outside to meet up with the rest of their class. Some tossed her sympathetic looks, others simply smiled at her like everything was normal.
"Ah, [Name]! You're back! Unfortunately, the Pussycats said we have to make our own food today... So we're making curry!" A certain brunette said excitedly, politely ignoring the fact that [Name]'s eyes were red, puffy, and probably looked crusty as hell.
"Gotcha," [Name] said awkwardly. She felt a piercing gaze on her, and turned to see Aizawa looming in the corner, glancing over his students with bloodshot eyes. She stiffened and decided to walk away, glaring at the ground. The only way to get over this was to distract herself.
"Hey, [Name]!"
The (h/c) haired girl turned at a squeal that was calling her name, only to be barreled into by Mina. The pink haired girl, who was basically an excited puppy, dragged [Name] away to the stove.
"You can help me cook the veggies!" Mina said excitedly. [Name] felt movement by her feet and glanced down to see Todoroki, who was kneeling down and gently lighting the stove bottom with fire.
"Hey Todo," [Name] said. The boy got up and offered her a slight smile, which was unusual for him. But of course, he knew the struggles of parents, so he was determined to make her feel better.
Finally, everyone was eating. The curry tasted like a burnt chicken nugget, but everyone was too hungry to starve.
"Momo, you're hungry, aren't you?" [Name] smiled softly at the black haired girl sitting next to her.
"Yes. My quirk transforms lipids into objects, so the more I eat, the more I can produce."
"Kinda like shid," Sero said thoughtfully and intellectually, while Momo went emo.
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"APOLOGIZE, WHORE!" Jirou screeched as she smacked him repeatedly over the head.
While all the commotion of cheers, laughs, and playful talk was going on below, a group of villains stood high atop a mountain, disrupting the peaceful serenity of night.
"Are you kidding me?! These are so uglyyyy!" A high pitched whine rang out of a blonde girl's mouth as she frustratedly waved her arms back and forth, gesturing to her outfit.
"Those were engineered and put on the black market, and they cost a lot," A villain sneered.
"I"m just saying they could be a little bit more stylish-"
"Okay thottie, shut the fuck up," A dark voice said. The speaker had stitches all across his body and face. "Nobody fucking cares."
"Aw, Dabiiii!" Toga smirked. "Are you just mad because everybody wants to smash your girlfr-"
"Hush!" The turquoise eyed man hissed. "Now... We wait."
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The next day was basically hell, because of training classes with Aizawa. There was tension filled in the room, and it was sensed by even the densest students *cough* Kaminari *cough*.
But after the endless hours of exams and written tests were finally over, it was dinnertime again.
"Woah, Bakugo! You're basically Gordon Ramsey!" [Name] said, watching the boy cut at a fast pace.
"HEY, WHO THE FUCK DID YOU SAY I WAS?!" The blonde boy yelled, but paused and examined the girl watching him. Her head tilted as she furiously watched his knife with her (e/c) eyes filled with concentration. It was kind of... Cute.
"Why is your face so red?" [Name] said, and as soon as Bakugo felt a soft poke on his cheek, he knew he was gone.
"AGH- IT'S HOT IN HERE!" Bakugo yelled back.
"On Jah, your quirk is exploding shit," [Name] said blankly.
"WHO IS JAH AND WHY IS HE ON YOU?!"
"Oh, you're s t u p i d stupid, 😔." [Name] said sadly. One like = One prayer for Bakugo's absent brain cells.
After eating, the students were herded outside yet again. It was dark, and crickets were chirping loudly. Kaminari, Sero, Kirishima, and Mina were prancing around happily.
"Not so fast. I'll be having remedial classes today." Aizawa said lowly, causing the four to stop in their tracks and basically have a meltdown.
The rest of the class was doing some sort of scary obstacle course, where Class B would be the scarers first.
"Revelry in the dark," Tokoyami replied, throwing up a gang sign.
"Come on, little shits." Aizawa grumbled as he wrapped his bandages around the remedial course children, dragging them into a closed classroom.
"This sucks ass," [Name] grumbled, tapping her pencil impatiently. Aizawa was standing outside in the hallway, talking to another teacher, while the remedial course students were cooped up in a classroom, working on more paperwork.
"Wanna sneak out?" Kaminari suddenly whispered. The girl looked back at him with wide, (e/c) eyes and nodded excitedly. The girl opened the window, and Kaminari jumped down.
"Come on, I'll catch you." Kaminari said, opening his arms. [Name] furrowed her eyebrows and hesitated a little, but caught sight of his golden honey-like eyes, and jumped into his arms with a little laugh. He caught her tightly and spun her around for a second before letting her go, the two not noticing they were still holding hands.
"Here, take this. It's chilly, and you're wearing a short sleeved shirt." Kaminari mumbled shyly, taking off his hoodie and handing it to her.
"You're letting me use your Pikachu hoodie?! Oh, what have I done to deserve such a blessing." [Name] gushed, giving him 'spare coochie' eyes. The boy simply blushed and looked at the ground, for some reason not his bold, flirty self.
"Anything for you. You've been through a lot," He mumbled softly. "Now let's go!"
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i lived bitches but i'm dead inside
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