In which class 1-a gets ready to have their ass personally handed to them by yet another thicc, blonde man.

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them. [Name] stood hidden, backed up against a building, wondering how the fuck did this escalate so fast?

At first, when [Name] had overheard Bakugo asking Midoriya to step outside with him, she had followed because she wanted to take pictures of the two and photoshop them as Minion x Gru cursed pictures to use as blackmail.

However, after following the two for a couple of minutes, Bakugo suddenly challenged Midoriya to a fight.

"Right now? Let's just have a practice match tomorrow! T-Then we can use a gym! Besides we're not even allowed to be out here right n-"

"SHUT UP NERD!" Bakugo said, clearly pressed.

"Damn, why does he have a stick up his ass today?" [Name] muttered to herself, still hiding behind the building in the dark. She was weighing her options: run out there and get blasted into a million pieces, or stay hidden like a pussy (not-so) chad.

And so, as [Name] zoned out and started thinking about the trajectory at which a stick would need to procure to actually go up someone's backside, a very important and serious conversation occurred between the two lifelong rivals.

...That was, until, the [h/c] haired girl was brought back to the present by a large explosion. She screwed her eyes shut as the ground rocked, narrowly dodging small pieces of rubble that fell from the surrounding buildings.

When she opened them again, Bakugo, the strongest boy she knew, was helplessly crying.

"IT'S MY FAULT THAT ALL MIGHT IS LIKE THIS!" He screamed. [Name] was about to step out on instinct to comfort him, but then the two boys started fighting again, and she was forced to stay back, not wanting to get caught in the middle.

It got her thinking... Part of why All Might retired was her fault too. She hadn't realized it till now.

God, I'm so selfish... [Name] said, bleakly staring at the dull, concrete ground. She hadn't noticed she was zoning out again until a warm hand was placed on her shoulder.

"[Name], you shouldn't be here. It's past curfew." A deep and comforting voice said. The girl turned around to find herself face-to-face with All Might, who was kindly smiling at her with sweet blue eyes.

"All Might, I'm-"

All Might quickly pulled her into a warm hug, rubbing her back gently.

"Don't worry, it's not your fault. I apologize for not realizing how you and young Bakugo felt earlier. Now, why don't you run along to your father? He's quite insistent that you all go inside now. It's past curfew, after all."

[Name] looked at the two boys, her two best friends, who were currently at each other's throats.

"But-"

"Don't worry. I'll take care of them. Go." All Might said. His figure disappeared, and [Name] watched as he hugged Bakugo close. The [h/c] haired girl walked back to her dorm.

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"Midoriya, you have three days of house arrest. Bakugo, you have 4. And [Name], you have one." Aizawa said angrily. It was his turn to have a stick up his ass now.

"Yay, so I get to miss class!" [Name]'s dumbass said excitedly.

"Keep talking and I'll make you in charge of cleaning the bathrooms," Aizawa huffed.

That was how Midoriya, [Name], and Bakugo found themselves vacuuming the common dorm area one fine morning while the rest of their classmates were getting ready for training.

"Did you guys make up?" Ochaco asked Midoriya.

"Yes. They kissed, I saw it with my own eyes." [Name] said seriously.

"WOW, BAKUGOU AND MIDORIYA REALLY DO BE SHARING AN INTIMATE MOMENT! I GUESS THE TWO OF YOU HAVE, IN FACT, MADE UP!" Iida said, waving his hand aggressively.

"WE DID NOT KISS, YOU STUPID BITCH!" Bakugo roared at [Name], vacuuming the carpet aggressively.

"[NAAAME]!" Kaminari cried, running into the common room and falling to the ground, sparkly tears flooding his eyes. "WHO'S GOING TO PLAY ROBLOX ESCAPE SCP IKEA WITH ME AT LUNCH NOW?"

"Kaminari." [Name] said, a painful expression on her face. She dropped onto her knees to be in level with the blonde boy, linking her hands with his. "You can do it. You may piss your pants a little. You may shid and c*m. But I believe in you."

"I guess I'll have to settle for staring at someone else's ass then instead of [Name]'s," Mineta sighed sadly. "Hey Bakugo, would you mind wearing this maid outfit for uh... Personal reasons?"

"Aren't you supposed to be in jail?" Kirishima blushed, glaring at the boy and trying hard not to strangle him, while he got blasted into outer space by Bakugo.

"Come on then, we're going to be late! Let's go!" Kirishima grinned, waving at his 3 classmates. "Bye Midoriya, [Name], Bakugo!"

"They always say Bakugo, never Bakustay..." Bakugo sighed sadly, continuing his aggressive carpet vacuuming.

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"Yes! My sentence is finally over! Have fun in the kitchen, e-girls!" [Name] laughed at Bakugo and Midoriya, before running outside the dorm and face-first into a pole.

"Well frick me sideways..." [Name] groaned.

"yOu HAd TwO PeoPle FAil ThE licenSe ExaM?!" A loud voice said from the hallway.

A vein bulged from [Name]'s forehead as her headache got worse at the annoying voice, and she ran down the hall until she basically bulldozed over Monoma.

"Spongebob?" [Name] squinted her eyes through her bleary vision. "When did you become so sexy?"

"A StuDent iN 1-A wHO dOesn'T kNow HoW tO WaLk StRaigHt?!" Monoma laughed at her.

"Yeah well, you're a student in 1-b who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up, we all have our own faults." [Name] snorted, sticking a sparkly pink kazoo she just happened to have in her pocket into the kid's mouth to shut him up.

"I wonder how many people passed the licensing exam in class 1-b?" Kirishima thought out loud.

"Did you just swallow that kazoo whole-"

"All of us passed!" Monoma grinned, striking a pose. "We're ahead of you, 1-a!"

"Sorry, everyone. I have failed you." Todoroki said, sulking in the corner.

"You are forgiven, good sir!" [Name] saluted. "You may still be president of the Endeavor hate club."

"What teacher sponsors that club, anyways?" Kirishima said, deep in thought.

"😳😂😎🤚" All Might thought from the teacher's lounge.

"I'll beat you up so bad you won't be able to get back up!" A pony looking girl squealed after Monoma whispered in her ear.

"I KNOW Applejack isn't talking shit right now," [Name] huffed, rolling up her sleeves while Kaminari held her back.

"Vlad said that our classes are going to be working together more often!" Monoma sneered.

"Damn, now I'm going to have to listen to kazoo kid's annoying ass voice all the time!" [Name] whined.

"̶d̶o̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶o̶ ̶f̶a̶r̶t̶,̶"̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶o̶m̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶p̶l̶i̶e̶d̶.̶ ̶

"Hey, move your phatasses. We're trying to get through." Shinsou glared at everyone like a thot exterminator, except [Name], because, well, she was the only person in the hero course who he tolerated.

"Shinshoe.." Tokoyami murmured dramatically.

"He has gotten quite 'thicc,' as one of our age and humor group would recite," Iida said flavorfully.

"Damn, you right, 😳" [Name] said, checking Shinsou out.

It seemed like the purple-haired rick had been training for a while since the last sports festival, and though she saw him two days ago, she hadn't been able to see his figure well in casual clothing.

Finally, as everyone in ua stepped outside in an orderly crowd for Nezu's speech or pep rally or whatever it was.

"As you all know, All Might has retired," Nezu said, going into depth about his quirk and fight against All For One (Direction).

God damn, this rat is rlly calling me out, All Might thought.

[Name] took a nap on someone's shoulder for the rest of the event, as usual (it happened to be Kaminari this time) and soon, she found herself in her homeroom class with the rest of her classmates.

"Hey Kami, charge my phone?" [Name] said, shoving her [f/c] charger up the blonde's... nose.

"Alright. So, let's talk about Hero studies. They are hero activities outside of school, similar to your Internships but they are more formal. You must sign with an agency." Aizawa said dully.

For the rest of the night, [Name], as well as her classmates, thought deeply about the hero studies.

[Name] had heard about them from her dad, and just assumed she could slack off and work her trainer from her internship long ago. After all, if there was one thing the girl hated doing, it was any sort of work.

But the next day, when Midoriya came back to school, Aizawa went further in-depth about Hero studies, stating that only agencies who were credible for accepting Hero Study students would be allowed.

"I guess I can't work with Kyouki or Chad then," [Name] sighed to herself bitterly.

"Now, we have some third years to talk about Work Studies." Aizawa yawned and rolled away in his sleeping bag. [Name]'s classmates curiously looked up to see three people enter.

"IT'S THE GUY FROM FALL OUT!" [Name] screeched, almost falling out of her chair.

The upperclassmen definitely stood out. There was a tall, blonde, and buff male, accompanied by a shorter female with bright and exciting eyes who had beautiful purple-blue locks, and a shy looking male.

He really do be going through a bruh moment rn, [Name] mentally paid her respects to the dark-haired male, who was standing with his head against the wall.

The blue-haired girl introduced herself as Nejire, and then went around the room and talked to classmates with a bubbly personality.

"You're [Name] Aizawa, right? It's so nice to finally meet you!" Nejire shook the sleepy girl's hand violently. "I love your quirk! It's so interesting! So, is it true that you're in a huge hare-"

"Nejire, let's stick to talking about hero studies, okay?" Aizawa sighed.

"Don't worry, I'll take it from here!" The blonde flexed. "I'm Mirio Togata! Why don't you all fight me at once!"

"What?!" The class exclaimed, looking at Aizawa. "Is that really okay?"

"I don't care, lmao." Aizawa said, zipping up his yellow sleeping bag.

And so, a short while later, class 1-a (minus Bakugo) was standing in front of Mirio, confident that they could beat him.

"Ready? Start!"

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ugh short uneventful filler chapter to keep things going :/ sorry for the many time skips :///

anyways i'm struggling with thinking of what agency [name] goes to. right now im leaning towards fatgum but i haven't fin. season 4 yet so we'll see. if anyone has input lmk but i really want fatgum for multiple reasons. anyways-

oh well have a good time gamer girls