《Zodiac One Shots》Zodiac Conversations
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Scorpio: I'm fine.
Cancer: You don't look fine.
Scorpio: Then stop looking!
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Libra: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Leo: Not until four.
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Sagittarius: She's crying! What do I do?
Aquarius: Go comfort her.
Sagittarius: How do I do that?
Aquarius: Start with a hug.
Sagittarius: What's that?
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Virgo: I hate you.
Aries: Why? I'm lovely!
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Scorpio: Are you sure I can't punch him in the face?
Capricorn: Yes.
Scorpio: What if I just break his nose a little?
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Aries: Your existence gives me a headache, go stand over there.
Leo: Well then...
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Pisces: You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat?
Gemini: Yeah, it's called arrhythmia, you can die from it.
Pisces: -_-
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Leo: Just making sure. We're on the same page, right?
Virgo: Page? We're not even in the same library!
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Taurus: I think I broke him...
Libra: Good.
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Sagittarius: Do you trust me?
Virgo: No.
Sagittarius: That's fair.
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Scorpio: The real treasure is the memories we made along the way!
Gemini: Uh... I almost died!
Taurus: Ah yes, that's my favorite memory.
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Pisces: Oh, so you think I'm cute when I'm angry?
Libra: Mhmm!
Pisces: Well get ready, cause I'm about to be GORGEOUS!
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Taurus: I've found puddles deeper than you.
Aries: Silence, you uneducated peanut!
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Pisces: Hey! No threatening the cat!
Scorpio: Bite me!
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Leo: So... Cancer is a nice name! Do people call you Can for short?
Cancer: Not twice...
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Scorpio: Hey guys! We hope you liked this chapter!
Virgo: Yeah, and part 2 should be coming soon!
Cancer: Have a nice day! Bye!
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