There's only one race... the human race: Aquarius, Capricorn, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aries, Libra

What about NASCAR?!: Pisces, Cancer, Taurus, Virgo, Gemini, Leo

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Cinderella, why do you want to go to the ball?: Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio, Gemini

But stepmother, ball is life!: Cancer, Taurus, Leo, Aries, Libra, Sagittarius

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I'm just talking to my friend, Finn. He's on TV... so..: Cancer, Taurus, Virgo, Sagittarius, Libra, Aquarius

Never say that I'm you're friend! Because I'm not!: Leo, Gemini, Capricorn, Scorpio, Pisces, Aries

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My favorite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush: Pisces, Libra, Leo, Cancer, Scorpio, Virgo, Taurus

........Oh my god....: Capricorn, Gemini, Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius

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Can I get a waffle...?: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Aquarius

*Violently slams coworker's head on the counter*: Gemini, Leo, Aries, Pisces, Scorpio

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So what do you guys want to do today?: Pisces, Libra, Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius, Gemini

Hang out with your mom...: Capricorn, Virgo, Taurus, Cancer, Sagittarius

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Jimmy is so cute! I just want to look into his eyes forever!: Pisces, Capricorn, Taurus, Scorpio, Libra, Sagittarius

I want Harry Styles to rip out my large intestine and use it as a jump rope.: Cancer, Leo, Aries, Virgo, Gemini, Aquarius

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