Can you guess how I woke up this morning? No? well it was 7:00 and I hate waking up early. Still can't guess? Scarlett, she started crying at 7 in the morning and I hate waking up early, usually I wake up at like 9:00.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" I heard Scarlett cry

"Ugh! Zayn! Zayn!" I groan

"Hmmm" He says

"Scarletts crying" I say

"Cool" He says, what a dumbass

"Get her!" I say with eyes still closed.

"Ugh!" Says.

He gets up slowly and picks up Scarlett and he starts to rock her in his arms.

Awww...

She finally starts to close her eyes and he puts her down in her crib again and he hops back into bed.

***

This time I woke up and I woke up peacefully, finally. Its now 9:35, so I got up and walked to the bathroom. I had a shower and changed into black full-length tights and a shirt that says 'Mother' on it. Harry got it for me as a present for having a baby. I brushed my hair and did my makeup, the usual morning routine.

I walked out of the bathroom and saw Zayn still sleeping there, I mean seriously he is one deep deep sleeper. I walked over to him a sat down behind where he laid. Watch this.

"Zayn" I said softly, still fast asleep

"Zayn!" I said louder, nothing

"ZAYN!!" I screamed, still nothing

Now watch this...

"Scarlett broke your mirror Zayn" I said softly

"WHAT!!" He yelled, all I did was laugh, I couldn't stop. Soon I was on the floor cracking up laughing while Zayn didn't look so happy.

"Zayn, baby, I was joking. How else am I gonna get you to wake up?" I say

"You had me freaked out" He says, putting his hand on his chest.

Suddenly Gracie and Harry ran in, Harry was holding a frying pan...

"What happened?" Gracie asked

"Oh, I woke Zayn up" I say

"Thats it" She says "all that screaming and you were trying to wake Zayn up?"

"Yep" I say

"I grabbed a frying pan!" Harry says in the middle of nowhere.

"Why?" I asked looking dumbfounded

"Because what if something happened" Harry says

We all just start to laugh and laugh.

"Okay, time for breakfast, I'm hungry" I say

"Yeah me too" Gracie says

"Count me in" Harry says

"I don't feel well" Zayn says and with that he ran to the bathroom and started throwing up

"Whats wrong with him?" Gracie asks

"I'll go check" I say and walk towards the bathroom.

"Zayn, whats wrong? you pregnant?" I ask with a serious face.

He just gives me a death stare and I chuckle.