It's been a little over eleven years since I was reborn. Soon, it'll be time to make my grand entrance into Konoha. For now though, I have more important things to do.

About two years ago, I finally awakened my true form. I am a black bird (I suspect phoenix, but again, I'm black), with ten tail feathers. I look absolutely gorgeous, if I do say so myself.

My feathers are all the deepest of obsidian black, shiny and beautiful. My tail feathers are like works of art. They are all ridiculously powerful (ridiculous cuz I mean, duh, they're FEATHERS. But I can literally demolish a third of the forest by slightly swiping one of them) and they actually have a rather artistic shape. I honestly have no idea how they stay that way though. My beak is black too, but I have striking purple eyes. They stand of like twin lights in contrast to the rest of my ink-black body. Can I hold out supporting a case saying a bird is hot...? Oh well, no matter.

I have recently been able to take on a human form as well. There is the demi-human form and the completely human one.

So, my demi-human form has pale skin, silky, ink-black hair that goes past my hips, two black horns curling a little back from my head (which is weird, cuz my bird-form has no horns? Oh well whatevs), two obsidian wings growing out of my shoulder blades and intense purple eyes.

My completely human form is practically the same, only with white hair and obviously without the not-at-all-total-giveaway horns and wings..

Soooo, since you already have your human form, why isn't your lazy and admittedly hot as-, sorry, language, hindquarters, in Konoha yet?!

Yeaaah, I know, I know. Bus as I was saying EARLIER, if you'd recall, I have some more important things to do at the moment. And if you thought that I was referring to staring at my reflection in the lake for days you were wrong!

Well, I did that too, but it wasn't what I meant!

A few days after awakening my true form (the *cough* hot *cough* bird) I discovered something else. The Record of All Things informed me that it was God's last gift to me. You see, he gave me an additional power of sorts. And this is great, because now I don't have to practice any jutsu!

Noooo, I am not lazy. Don't speak of things you don't understand, child.

Now shooo.

Begone.

So, I now have this name-less ability I just call "Black Mist" for simplicity's sake. Because, well, it literally looks like black mist. But don't let it fool you. This power of mine is actually rather overpowered. God really took my request for strength seriously, huh? Not only was I born as the Juubi, but now I have a cheat-like power to boot. Not that I'm complaining...heheheheee...

Now you understand, right? The very important matter I was talking about. It was to master this ability. At first I didn't think it was gonna pose any trouble, BUT GOSH THIS THING IS DANGEROUS. This black mist is a slightly tweaked version of the Sage of Six Paths Yin-Yang Release, in other words, the "Creation of All Things Technique". The Sage of Six Paths, had such a mastery over the Yin–Yang Release that he used Yin to create form from nothing, and then used Yang to breath life into what he had created.

So good news, I can now make my own furniture!

And slightly more not-so-nice news, since I have a slightly tweaked version, I can't create life. Buuut I can become a necromancer if I'm ever short on money! Hohohohooo why does that joke just sound so tragically bad??

The black mist can also give me the abilities of mind control and genjutsu. I can make people feel things, and see things that aren't there. I can also control their emotions as well as trick the mind into moving the body as I want it to.

So, the black mist is like a cheat that makes me unrivaled in ninjutsu and genjutsu. Basically, I don't know any particular jutsus, but the black mist gives me abilities equal to masters of ninjutsu, genjutsu, senjutsu and something similar to jujutsu and juinjutsu as well some other abilities.

I do suck at taijutsu, kenjutsu and the like though. It actually requires me to MOVE.

Well, I'm a tailed beast, my stamina is endless and my body is basically made of chakra and the black mist, do my agility and strength are rather cheat-like too. But even though I could easily do it, it requires moving. And since I don't plan on doing that anytime soon, might as well say I suck at it.

A talent withheld is no talent at all right? (Okay I kinda used the saying in the reverse meaning to the usual but it's still the truth...)

Oh, I actually also suspect I could heal people, so kind of medical jutsu too? I'm basing this on Kurama's chakra healing Naruto in the anime and the Forest of Death's regrowth a few years back.

But the black mist is corrosive, so if I let it stay in a person too long, it can actually make them decay inside out. Ugh. Whyy oh whyyy does the beautiful me have to be paired with such a disgusting ability? And no, I'm not a narcissist. I am healthily self centered. But, that can happen when you sped eleven years out in the woods all alone concentrating on yourself, expanding your core, absorbing power into yourself, and controlling your power. It just sorta happens, y'know?

So, this is what I have to master before I go to Konoha. I'll also need to upgrade the black mist's sneakiness, so I can at least properly PRETEND to be a normal ninja. If I can't, then I'll just have to learn some jutsus from my "memories" T^T. No point going to Konoha and join the academy if I'm just gonna fail the graduation exam. Now that would be embarrassiiiinggg.

Ugh. YOSH. I'll finish in a few months, just you wait!