《My Funtime Fred》Chapter one~ Not a great start...
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"Ugh, this place is creepy" I hear a voice say. I open my eyes with joy.
"Bon bon, w-was that you?" I shout out with glee.
"What the heck?" I heard the voice say.
"I th-think it's a girl bon b-bon!"
"Freddy, no one is here. Go back to sleep."
But I didn't want to. I started to walk towards the scared voice. Bon bon slapped me.
"Ow! What-t was th-that for?!" I whined.
"You need to stop making excuses for-" a light shine among me and bon bon. The owner of the light was a girl. She had (h/c) hair that went to her shoulders, and (s/c) skin that glistened. And her eyes. Oh god her eyes. They were the color of (something that is da color of ya eyes), and it looked like her eyes shined, even in the dark.
Ooo la la! Someone's in love! Bon bon thought.
Bon bon shut up. I thought back.
Since me and him were connected, we shared each other's thoughts.
You know you want her! He thought.
Before I got a chance to think something, the girl smiled at me.
I tried to act calm and stare into space.
"Heh. What a cute bear." She giggled. She then turned towards the dark.
"Hello? Is anyone there?" She then started to walk away.
Don't just stand there, do something! Bon bon thought.
Uh... I quickly tried to think of something.
"Hey b-birthday girl!" I said, and the girl quickly turned around. She looked into my eyes. My eyes were staring right at her, so we made eye contact. Oh god... i felt my eyes brighten up (It's our version of blushing).
I whimper in my mind as she turned away from me.
HUG HER OR SOMETHING!!! Bon Bon thought. Sooooo... I did. This didn't turn out well.
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She screamed and I accidentally dropped her, which made a big thud on the floor. I guessed Ballora heard this because she then gave a high shriek at the girl, her face open. The girl tried to run, but Ballora grabbed her legs and dragged her towards her. I pushed Ballora, which made her let go of the girl. She then ran to the nearest corner and tried to hide in her oversized shirt.
Ballora was about to pounce on her and kill until I grabbed her on the wrist. She looked at me wanting the urge to kill her in her eyes.
"Ballora-a! Wa-Wait!"
"WHAT?!"
"She's not wh-what you th-think!"
"She controlled shocked me! She's just like the others!"
The girl peeked from her shirt.
"I kn-know but... she, ugh..."
ThinkThinkThink Bon Bon thought.
"SheWantsToHelpUs!" I said quickly. The girl's face turned white and stuffed her face deeper inside her shirt.
"She said that?" Ballora asked.
"Yeah! I heard-d her whisper that while Sh-she was in this very breaker room! Right bo-Bon Bon?" I glanced at him.
"Uh, yeah! Even if this was all a lie, then why would Fred and me not kill her?"
"Kill?!" I heard the girl gasp.
Ballora looked at he girl, then at me, then Bon bon. She walked to the girl.
"Did you say that?" She asked sternly. I prayed for dear life for the girl to not tell the truth.
"Yes, I did." She said trying to cover her scared side, but it wasn't working.
Ballora glared at the girl for a while.
"I'll find Baby. She'll decide on her fate." The girl gulped as Ballora walked away, leaving just the two of us (well, if you count Bon Bon as a body, then three). The only sound was the girls sharp but quiet breaths.
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"You o-ok?" I finally said, which made her flinch.
"Hm? Oh, uh... I'm fine" she said in a quiet voice was she covered her legs more. I glanced at them and noticed blood staining the shirt.
"Ah, y-you're hurt-t! I-I'm s-s-o sorr-ry!" Guilt washed over me.
"Oh, it's ok, I've been through worse." She said as she dabbed her shirt on the wound.
"Y-you have-ve?" I asked.
She nodded. She then felt awkward I guess because she then changed the subject. "What's your name?"
"Fun-Funtime f-Freddy. But y-you can c-call me just f-Freddy. Y-yours?"
"I'm (y/n)." She replied. Wow. (Y/n). It sounded pretty. "I don't know why last name."
"Wh-whys that?"
"Well..." she began to scratch the back of her neck.
"Oh! I-I'm sorry if it's p-personal-l!"
"Nah, it's ok. I had parents, but they didn't care about me. They didn't like me. They started to forget about me when I was about to turn 12. I didnt care. I left the house. Lived on he streets. Life's been... okay..." she then gives out a big sigh.
"H-how old are y-you n-now?"I asked.
"18." She said as she looked down at her hands. I looked down at them too.
"What happened to your voice?" She asked as she looked into my eyes.
"O-oh. I d-don't renember, b-but I think b-because of some-ome techn-nical diff-difficulties." I break our gaze. We then sat there in silence as we waited for Ballora and Baby to come.
. . .
"She's right there." Said Ballora
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I sit straight and look at (y/n). She was asleep.
"Sh-should I w-wake her?" I ask.
"Eh, if you want." Baby said as the thought about something.
I looked down at her. She looked like a baby, so cute and small. I started my hand towards her, hesitated, then put my hand down. She looked too cute.
"If she wants to help us, then she wouldn't be allowed to leave."
"But she's human. She needs food, water, other stuff like that." Funtime Foxy pointed out.
"Right..." Baby said. "We'll think about that later... she will help us get bodies and we will be free."
"So th-that's that?" I ask.
"That's that." Baby repeated.
"Wait. If she's gonna live her then where is she gonna sleep?" Foxy quickly added.
"The only option is the breaker room, since it is he least obvious place for her to be. Freddy, would you mind?"
"Oh, n-not at a-all!" I replied with a smile as Bon bon elbowed me. I shook him, which made him a bit dizzy.
"It's settled then. If she dares to escape or not help us, then she will face her end." Baby declared.
"Why so serious, Baby?" Foxy added.
"I dunno I feel like it should be dramatic right now." She giggled.
"Now let's go to sleep"
We all nodded and went separate ways, except Bon Bon, (y/n), and I. I settled her in a place that humans would least think as something suspicious. I gently pushed her hair to the side, revealing her cute face.
Kiss her! Kiss her! Bon Bon chanted in our thoughts. I look at him and shook my head. He groaned and disconnected from my hand. She bounced to (y/n)'s neck and snuggled up with her, smirking at me. I roll my eyes and lay down beside her. After what felt a while, I wrapped my arms around her and put my forehead on hers.
Good night (y/n)... I thought as I slowly drifted to sleep.
"You DO like her!"
"SHUT UP BON BON!" I whispered loudly.
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