《ʜᴇʏ ᴇᴍᴏ ʙᴏʏ | xɪᴀᴏ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀᴛꜰɪᴄ》Part 10
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hello
greetings
why are you so formal sheesh
it's a habit
I'M KIDDING
sry ajdjjs
maybe i should use tone indicators
what
tone indicators
tf is that
they're tone indicators
wow what an excellent explanation, i know exactly what that is now
i'm not good at explaining things ok
just google it or smth
can't be bothered. i don't have the time to pay attention to such trivial things
nvm then.
also i've been meaning to ask you smth
hm?
so. i was wondering what happened that day we first met
nothing happened
you seemed rlly sick
it was worrying
don't concern yourself with that, it's not worth it
i mean. i'd still like to know what happened
that is, if you don't mind telling me of course
i don't want you to get involved with my matters
ohh so it's personal
you could call it that ig
then nvm my bad
you don't need to tell
tho why did you want to know?
well i've been thinking abt it ever since
what happened was pretty worrying
don't worry about me, you should focus on more important matters
but that's important too
how tf
are you saying you're not important
my matters shouldn't be of concern to you
but we're friends, are we not
are we?
aren't we??
no, we are not. we are simply mere acquaintances that are part of the same club
now that hurt.
i still view you as a friend tho
even if you don't see me as a friend
why?
why do you continue trying to involve yourself with me
i literally just said i view you as a friend
that's why
you're quite the stubborn one, aren't you
you cannot be talking
you're stubborn too
am i?
yes you are
what makes you say that
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you keep saying we aren't friends
wtf
that's because we aren't
why do you not want to be friends with me
that's kinda weird
how is that at all weird
idk it just is
maybe you want to be more than friends 😳?
what the fuck
i'm going to assume that was a joke
IT WAS
i'm not weird, i promise
mhm sure
oh my archons you don't believe me
do you think i'm weird now
am i annoying
do you hate me
can you calm tf down
i never said any of that
sry i overthink a lot
you apologize too much as well
it's a habit sry
oh oops, i did it again
hahahaha
i rlly can't understand you
what can i say? i'm just a very complex invidual
inviduvlal
indijxiual
individual
first try
you have very complex typing too
that was not funny
sure
i didn't know you had a sense of humor
besides dark humor
you don't know a lot of things about me
true
but you don't know a lot of things abt me either
i suppose i don't
yeah. you don't
anyway, do you view me as your friend now
archons, you're still going on about that
i just want to be your friend.
is that so much to ask for
it is
you shouldn't "want" to be my friend in the first place
why not
you're a pretty cool person
stfu stop calling me that
stop calling you cool??
want me to call you hot instead
i'm blocking you
NOOOO
c'mon, you should know by now that i'm joking
so your words aren't true?
well i mean, yes they are ig
do you want them to be true
no
idek why you view me as "cool"
bcuz it's true
stfu
IT IS
i said stfu
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fr tho, i'm not lying
i genuinely think you're very swag
stop typing rn 😐
ok ok i'll stop geez
no need to get angry with me
i'm not angry
oh
good smh
where do you get your energy from
i kinda have to be energetic since you're so mf dry
you're drier than a desert
does it bother you
no not rlly
like i said bfr, i don't mind your personality
can you stop saying shit like that
shit like what
like what you just said
i'm just being nice to you, you don't want me to be nice??
no
what...
don't tell me you like being degraded
what the fuck no
oh phew
it's kinda hard to degrade you
you're saying stupid shit again
right. so i can't be nice to you but i also can't be mean
exactly
that's not giving me a lot of options
then refrain from speaking to me
no i hate that option
whatever
smh
oh i need to go now
i'll talk to you later then
bye xiao
goodbye ig
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