today i saw scaramouche listening to juice wrld 😨😨🥀💔

no?

yeah? i literally saw you??

one of these days, you're going to be lying dead in a ditch and no one's going to give a single fuck abt it

oho, is that you asking to fight me

you guys talk too much

oh, you're alive

yeah

oh em gee. is that xiaoy 🥺🥺

stfu, you failed abortion

now that. was just uncalled for

foul

oh, xiao is back

we all thought you died or smth

you really went and ghosted us sheesh

@y/n it's your turn to stop ghosting us 🙄

man

omg welcome back hi 🥺🥺

omg thank you hi 🥺🥺

HI Y/N

helo

hello*

still can't spell for shit 😹👎

hu tao stfu challenge go 😹👎

weren't you guys just saying hi to each other a few seconds ago...

y'all switched up really fast

EL EM EF AY OH

just say it normally wtf

but that's boring el oh el

ex dee

ugh why am i always stuck with idiots

for real

except y/n, i guess

double heart emoji

So, are you guys good now

no, they're bad‼️😈

So, are you guys good now

help

yes we are i think

oh, did something happen?

not at all

anywho

anywho

wha7 1s th15 gr0u9cha7

what is that typing and how is it understandable

th15 15 h0w a1pha5 typ3

man, not you.

oh i forgot we added you here too

and a few others but they never talk 👎

they're smart to not talk here

l0l

stop

n0 🤣!

nvm typing like that takes too much effort

so, why did you decide to talk here after a week

because i'm busy and don't constantly check my phone

you guys should go touch grass!! 😹

no, YOU should go touch grass 😒

he's right but i'm going to deny it anyway

you liar.

you said the only reason you didn't open the groupchat is because you wanted to be "mysterious" like an "alpha."

THAT OS NOR TRUE

you also make typos whenever you're lying.

LMAO

degenerate behavior

fr.

this is why we never get along, heizou 😐😐

lol idc. :p

don't worry guys, i know how to handle people like him

you need to deal with him like an alpha

ahem.

BARK BARK GRR WOOF CA CAW AWOOO BARK MEOW CHIRP CHIRP BARK MEOW CHA

now what are you doing 😟

bro became an entire zoo within seconds

you're embarrassing yourself, stop it.

and i thought no one could be worse than childe

uh OW??

right

idk who this dude is, but i don't want to interact with him in any way possible

HELP

no bcuz same 😨😟

i can see my alphaness has intimidated everyone here

bro, stop calling yourself an alpha

you are not 🚫 an alpha 🙄 ugh. 😒

I can't tell whether he's upset because itto is calling himself an alpha or because itto is calling himself an alpha

both i think

no, he's just jealous that my club is filled with alphas while he got kicked from his own 😹😹👎

SHUT UP

I SAID SHUT UP

dude, he's not saying anything...

ITTO IS NO ALPHA

if anyone here is an alpha, it's me 😒‼️

😟

keqing, what should we do abt them.

idk tbh

ningguang will be pissed if she sees this

cue mysterious dramatic smexy alpha laugh

ha. ha. ha. ha. childe, you foolish boy

you dare challenge me?

your idea of a mysterious dramatic smexy alpha laugh is "ha. ha. ha. ha."?

it's best not to question him, kid

or interact with him at all

i do challenge you, itto.

i'll have you know my entire club is dedicated to being an alpha

you don't stand a chance, boy 🙅‼️🐺

your club is also on the verge of being shut down.

what did they do...

NO OTS NOT, SHUT UL

i've gotten various reports of his club doing "suspicious activities."

i always thought his club was some sort of a gang filled with idiots tbh

same, never liked them

you.

how dare you insult my club.

my people.

my dignity.

sir, you're going around telling people you're an alpha

i KNOW you aren't worried abt your dignity

LMAO VENTI 💀

ENOUFH

no more slander towards me

or i'll have to unleash my inner beast 👿👿☠

pardon? 😟😟

i will literally pay you to stop talking like that.

why is he still allowed to speak here

i will find a way to end your club.

ha. ha. ha. ha. good luck with that

you think you can outsmart me?

no, i know i can outsmart you.

you barely have a functioning brain.

HEY THARS NOT TRUE

right...

y/n look, he types just like you 😹😹

STOP

don't compare y/n to that dumbass

fr 😒

oh my, what is this ruckus

do i sense a battle of the alphas?

and that's my cue to mute this groupchat

oh archons no

mister, ima have to ask you to put your phone away rn 😐

why is this genuinely terrifying

yes you sense things correctly, the one named "kaeya"

ima have to throw my hat in this battle

because everyone knows, i am the true alpha.

ohoho really?

stop pls

no no no we are not doing this rn

all of you stfu before i delete this groupchat

BOO YOU'RE NO FUN

man, just when it was getting good 😞

disappointed but not surprised

oh be quiet

Seen at 5:32pm