Oct 30

4:41pm

y/n

yeah?

btw you should call me my love instead 😒

slash jay

alr

my love

OMGAAaA÷$

my life is now complete.

oh wait

did you want to say smth

yea

let's go on a date

OHJ

sure

do you have any place in mind

i do

i'll pick you up so don't worry abt where it is

omg ok

i must say. i was not expecting this so suddenly

we haven't gone on a date yet so it was going to happen eventually

wait, you're right

i just realized we've literally never been on a date before...

yeah

also, how does 8:00pm sound

works for me

mhm alr then

i'll pick you up at 7:50pm

see you then

goodbye, ily

OKK SEE YOU BYE ILY

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Oct 30

4:48pm

WHAR IS THIS

wtf

huh.

oh my

what the

waht

i have gathered you all here for an extremely important cause.

what cause 🤨?

it's obviously related to xiao's date.

whatever you have in mind hu, it's not happening

i didn't even say anything yet 😒?

anyway. we are going to make sure xiao's date goes smoothly

wdym by "we"?

WE?

yes, we 😹👍

i need to make sure xiao's date goes great bcuz if it doesn't.

he will never let me live another day in peace

i don't see how that's our problem

it is bcuz i said so 👻

and also bcuz you guys are the only ones online rn, so i don't really have that many options

you're trusting us a lot with this

yeah... do you really think putting us together is a good idea

no

which is why i'm splitting you into duos

we will all pretend to go on our own little dates in disguises

they will never even suspect a thing 😋

that is 100% not going to work.

DO YOU THINK XIAO IS DUMB

yeah, hu. he will kill us if he sees us there

mhm

i'm too pretty to die 😰😰

JUST LISTEN TO ME

IT HAS TO WORK

i told xiao that this date was going to go amazing so now i need to make sure it does

not our problem ×2

AREN'T YOU GUYS XIAO'S FRIEND

DO YOU THINK HE CONSIDERS ME AS HIS FRIEND BRO

JUST STFU AND DO AS I SAY

what are we going to do?

we will make sure nothing goes wrong on their date and also assist them in any way we can‼️

we can watch them quietly from a distance

you lost me at "quietly" bro

fr

do you think it's possible for me to remain quiet for more than 2 minutes 🤨

no.

hence why you will be sitting far from xiao and y/n's table

ok let me get this straight

so you want us to crash xiao's date just to make sure nothing goes wrong?

well, i wouldn't word it like that

look, the restaurant i booked them in belongs to a friend of mine

so it'll be very easy for us to not get caught‼️

(and also, i already booked our tables as well, so you kinda can't back out now)

you what

idk...

still seems highly risky

this is a bad idea, hu

the alpha says

it's worth a shot‼️

i guess it is

are you guys fr 😐

this isn't going to end well, but who cares abt that. :p

YES IT IS

just trust me

the more you say "trust me," the less trustworthy you seem.

exactly

no, i'm being dead serious rn.

we won't ruin their date guys dw 👻

i don't trust that emoji

how will it even work

like i said, you'll all go in duos

but make sure to wear disguises, so you're not recognized 😋‼️

i will dress up as an alpha

i will also dress up as an alpha, but more of an alpha than itto 🥱👎

i'm not wearing a disguise

^

you two don't need to

since y'know... you're small and... not that noticeable

...

wow.

ANYWAY

here's the duos:

scaramouche will go with childe

heizou will go with itto

and kaeya will go with keqing

i'm going solo bcuz i'm just cool like that 😹👍

you literally couldn't have made the duos any worse

FR

WHY THE HELL AM I WITH HJM

oh my archons.

YOU PUT ME EITH HEIZOU?

DO YOU WSNT ME TO PISS MY PANTS IN A RESTAURANT

LMAOOO

STOP

I CAN'T PUT YOU, CHILDE OR KAEYA TOGETHER

that'll be a nightmare

so, the chaotic ones will have to go with the somewhat calmer ones

poor xiao. his first date may be his last one.

yea

the amount of faith you guys have in me, wow

i might have to back out of this, sorry guys 😰

lol, is the "alpha" scared?

nevermind.

VAN I PLEASE GO WITH ITTO OR KAEYA MAYBE

no, you'll definitely get noticed then

i'm not changing the duos

archons. i can't believe i'm stuck with this idiot

fr.

😐😐😐😐

me rn^

you guys are such children 🥱

YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT BCUZ YOU'RE WIRH A GIRL STFU 😐😐

ok do you want to be put with me instead then 👻?

no... i'm good

that's what i thought 😋

btw, the date is at 8:00pm. don't be late

arrive at like 7:40, so we can plan ahead

alright.

are we seriously doing this

yes

is it normal to be scared rn

yes it is bro

oh boy

el em ay oh oh oh oh

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