Oct 30

9:12pm

@hu tao @childe @itto @heizou @kaeya @keqing @scaramouche WHAR WAS THAT

??

idk what you're talking abt, bsf

you're kidding, right 😐😐

mind telling me why you and the others showed up at the restaurant and straight up started an entire circus

HEY

an epic circus** you mean

i was forced

i was also forced.

we were literally ALL forced

no you weren't lol.

wait what happened

they crashed our date

and y'all didn't invite me?

boo 😒👎

YOU GUYS DIDN'T INVITE ME EITHER??

i wanted to try out my new disguise 💔

is your disguise a black hat, a black coat and sunglasses by any chance

yeah, how'd you know??

alpha disguise 🐺‼️

venti wdym we didn't invite you

you literally ditched us 😒

oh, did i?

oops

Did they ruin your guys' date

not completely, it was kind of fun

it wasn't the least bit enjoyable for me

is it because i wasn't able to finish my song?

i don't blame you if it was.

no, that was actually the biggest relief i got

i am thankful to heizou for that

yw.

some ppl just don't appreciate true talent ig

right "true talent"

at least your rapping was better than childe's singing 😹👍

HOLD UP

my singing was great wdym.

a dying cow could sing better than you

what was that? i can't hear you from down there 😹😹

will you hear me better when i strangle you

still can't hear you!!! you'll need to speak up 😹👎

Why do you attack someone's lack of height?

who are you again

he's typing like zhongli again guys

stop.

oh, he's still alive

you seem disappointed.

hu, don't compare zhongli to him.

whoops

OH WAIT, I REMEMBER HIM

HE'S THE GUY WHO CONTINOUSLY GOT MADE FUN OF BY SCARA THAT ONE DAY

LMAO LOSER 😹😹

The way you type is irritating. Why don't you refrain from speaking?

oh shit.

i think you made him mad, childe

hey man, i don't want any trouble alright...

pls don't jump me or smth 😰😰

You're still talking.

aren't you both rich ⁉️

yeah, so.

don't like... all rich ppl automatically get along??

exactly what i'm wondering rn

no...

No.

all broke ppl get along

it should be the same for rich ppl, should it not ⁉️

right

are you guys dumb

yes 😹👍

It's not the same.

yeah

idc if this dude is rich or not 😒 he's still lame

why do you guys hate zixin sm...

because

he's spoiled, rich, corrects people's typos, and worst of all. he's tall

Why does my height make a difference?

bcuz

i agree so true slayed, what a king

i will tell you why

it's because they are jealous, of course

why would we be jealous simply bcuz of your height?

Since we are taller, I guess.

are you guys really fighting over your heights

ikr 😒👎

everyone knows shorter ppl are cuter, so it's a win for us

ok but taller people are hotter

ok but dumber people are annoying

ok smarter ppl are boring

Annoying people are worse than boring ones.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE YOU IDIOT, WE ARE BOTH TALL ??

why can't you all just like get along or smth idk

so true y/n, why didn't they think of that ⁉️ you're so wise 😹👍

shut up.

i can't get along with scaramouche, it's literally impossible

can you stfu tho

no

you suck

this is why you have no bitches

LMAO

STOP

YOU DON'T HAVE BITCHES EITHER??

i don't need any

you should take scaramouche's advice and shut up, childe

why are you two ganging up on me, this is so not fair 🙄

@zixin hey lol, so i know i made fun of you earlier but like. tall sigma males gotta stick together.

You're irritating so no.

what i actually meant to say was

@itto hey lol.

bro don't involve me in this alr, let me sit back and watch in peace

where can a man get some real homies nowadays

@heizou hey lol

oh wait you're short nvm

you really are testing all of our patience.

childe, don't let this groupchat be the cause of your death...

i won't !

probably

the odds don't seem to be on your side, my friend

i still haven't forgiven you for interrupting our date today

I WASN'T THE ONLY ONR???

yeah you were lol

guys, can we all collectively pin the blame on childe

sure.

why not

do you even need to ask

i feel bad for the guy...

so out of pity, i will take childe's side

i think that's the losing side idk tho

mhm

OK AT LEAST I HAVE SMN ON MY SIDE

one guy is all i need

together, we will take over the world 🐺‼️

not with that lack of fashion, you aren't

if you're going to take over the world, it has to be done with style

i couldn't agree more

y/n, why are you joining them

y/n is becoming one of us

So, one of the dumbasses.

lmao.

wait no, i don't want to be a dumbass

wdym, you already are 😹👎

how dare tou.

you*

how dare tou indeed.

fuck tou, all my homies hate tou 😒

ew tou 🤢👎

WE HATE TOU HERE!!

why do you guys do this to me.

bcuz we love you 🥺🥺

YEAH

YEAH

YEAH

yeah.

yeah

YEAH

WE LOVE Y/N‼️

YEAH‼️

YEAJ‼️

you guys can shut up now

yea

the amount of yeah's is making me dizzy

oops sowwy

sowwy

sowwy

sowwy

OK OK I GET IT, NOW STOP WITH THE CHAINS

geez.

also never say sowwy again 😹‼️

who else just got more tempted to say it now

me

but i will not. for the sake of y/n

you continously talking about y/n fills me with rage for some unknown reason

that unknown reason is jealously, bsf

oh lol

awkwardd

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