《ʜᴇʏ ᴇᴍᴏ ʙᴏʏ | xɪᴀᴏ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀᴛꜰɪᴄ》Part 44
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it's finally quiet here
Indeed
how rare.
Very
i can get used to this
there is no more remaining conflicts within the groupchat anymore, yes?
mhm
abt time
omg the quietness of the groupchat brought out all of the introverts
shh, let's keep it that way!!
it's so rare being able to talk here in peace
why is it rare
take a guess
bcuz the ones who argue a lot aren't here 👍
indeed
through, now that it's peaceful, i can finally ask smth i've been wondering for some time
yeah?
the accident that happened
is that what caused the tension between xiao and zixin?
basically, yeah
but that conflict was a misunderstanding
zixin wasn't at fault for what happened, and neither was xiao
however, zixin was part of the group that bullied xiao, hence why it's now difficult for the two to get along
that group got expelled, right
yeah
except for zixin, since he didn't partake in the fight
oh, i see
it may not be my business, but does xiao know abt zixin's side of the story
i am fully aware of his position
oh, xiao
xiao, are you still upset :((
i'm fine
though, i'd appreciate it if you all didn't bring up this matter
i apologize, i was curious
mhm
it's fine as long as it did no harm, i guess
so. is anyone going to talk abt the elephant in the room
what room
i mean the groupchat
what
(he's a little slow)
...
xiao is slow too, it's ok
y/n
lmao.
lmao.
ah. there goes the peace and quiet of the groupchat
EHY DO YOU SAY THAT JUST WJEN I COME
take a guess...
hey zixin, you should admit it now yk
admit what
that you still want to be friends with xiao 😋
y'know, idk how to feel abt this
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it's ok y/n
you won't ever let this go, will you?
nope!
why not?
so zixin stops being emo, of course
sigh. if only there was a way to make xiao stop being emo
not funny
didn't live, laugh, or love 😹😱😰💔💔😣😞👎
LMAO
i'm not emo, and i don't want to be friends with xiao
are you perhaps experiencing denial
100%
no.
he is
you shut up
why don't you make me? 😈💥
#REKT #DESTROYEF #ROASTED #BESTCOMEBACKS
#gay #homosexual
HAHAHAHA
#no.
you'd like that, wouldn't you?
your honor, they are both homosexuals
fr 🤨
i
i can literally smell the gay
shit, i wasn't prepared for this
let me think of a snarky comeback, wait
you can take all the time you need, but it won't help
STFU
interesting reaction
you guys are so loud
how can you be loud on text??
LIKE THIS
AS YOU CAN SEE, BY USING THE ALL CAPS FUNCTION, I APPEAR AS IF I AM YELLING WHEN IN ACTUALITY, I AM NOT
thank you for that descriptive explanation, along with the clear demonstration
you're very welcome, my good homie
oh!
why am i always surrounded by idiots
fr
but you all appear to be good friends
that could be you with xiao
STOP
no no, continue
why are you making it sound weird
am i abt to lose xiao rn
huh, no
yes be protective y/n!!
don't let zixin take xiao
i will use everything i have learned from you to prevent that from happening ‼️
everything you learned from hu?
yeah like
always assert dominance!!
Y/N? I DON'T RECALL EVER SAYING THAT??
(exactly what you said!!)
you do realize i can see what you're typing in parentheses too, right
what no you can't, i'm whispering 😒??
i'm not amused
HELP
oh my archons, hu tao said my advice
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SO I WAS RIGHR AFTER ALL !! #THEREALALPHA
you embarrassing idiot.
NO I'M THE REAL ALPHA, YOU FOOL
WHO TF ARE YOU CALLING A FOOL
your female parental figure 😹👍😱‼️
YOU SON OF A BITCH
unbelievable
ykw i take back what i said abt zixin
i hate these guys way more than you
i appreciate it
i still hate you
better than nothing, i guess
Is there anyone you don't hate tbh
yeah
uh
i don't hate xiao and heizou
that's basically it
So basically all of the other short emos
I guess it's only natural to like those who are similar to you
shut up, or i will rip that book you're always reading apart
Let's not involve my books.
hey scara, you forgot to say you also don't hate me lol
i hate you the most
ow
what abt me
you're tolerable, i guess
omg i got validation for scaramouche
xiao, are you proud
yeah, good job
yay
scara, can i have validation too
why aren't you answering
i'm taking that silence as a yes
no
ok... then heizou
don't bother asking.
COME ON
CAN'T I HAVW VALIDATION FROM AT LEAST ONE EMO INTROVERT
xiao...?
the fact that you think any of us would say yes is mildly amusing
fr, idk what you're thinking
zixin, you're my last hope.
what
can i have validation
no
LMAO
CHILDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ALPHAS DO NOT ASK FOR VALIDATION
we are our own validation.
omg you're so right
thank you for opening my eyes.
you're welcome, my dude
i guess it's true when they say idiots stick together.
alphas*
stop it with the alpha shit. please.
y/n has had enough
sorry but it's just how we roll
can you roll out of existence
i don't think that's physically possible
just defy the laws of physics then
good idea
if i could virtually facepalm, i would do it rn
xiao, you can just the 🤦 emoji y'know
the only emoji xiao knows how to use is 😐
😐
see
HELP
it's the emoji all edgy ppl use
their signature emoji
it defines them
eeexactly
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