《ʜᴇʏ ᴇᴍᴏ ʙᴏʏ | xɪᴀᴏ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀᴛꜰɪᴄ》Part 51
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guys, are you ready.
yes.
let's do it.
right here and now.
do what
idk what you guys are talking abt but ima pretend i do
muting this before it's too late
OK ON MY COUNT
ONE. TWO. THREE
ARE YOU DUMB, WHO COUNTS LIKE THAT
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ONE BY ONE
she has a point...
DUCK YOU BOTH
oh ok
🦆
🦆
💀
J HATE IR HERE
OK STFU LET'S JUST DO IT
WE ARE LITERALLY WAITING FOR YOU
SHUT UP
ONE.
TWO.
THREE.
@xiao hey emo boy
@xiao hey hey hey emo boy 😹😹
@xiao HEY EMO BOY
@xiao HEY HEY HEY EMO BOY
this is what you guys had planned.
Disappointed
it's 2am y/n, let the poor guy sleep
HE'S AWAKE RN SO IT'S FINE
@xiao HEY EMO BOR
BOU
FML
BOY
FUCK YOU Y/N
i literally didn't do anything 😐
can you guys shut the fuck up, i'm trying to sleep.
no! 😹
i wake up to the emo boy song.
YOU GUYS SHOULD CONTINUE
good idea
@xiao hey hey hey emo boy 🥺
what the actual fuck
i am going to kill you all
except y/n prbly
wait what. wdym "prbly"
Y/N, YOU SAID HE WAS GOING TO LIKE IT
I DON'T WANT TO DIE
WAIT
HU TAO MADE ME DO IT, I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO
YOU WOULDN'T KILL A VICTIM, RIGHT XIAO?
you little shit.
idc
man i was sure you'd like it
you were sure that xiao wanted to be spammed song lyrics at 2am?
yes
y/n
go to sleep
hey emo boy
if you say that one more time istg.
...
hey hey hey emo boy 😹😹
HOES MAD LMAOO 🤣🤣👎
STOP HE ACTUALLY LEFR
smn add him back.
or don't, idk.
don't worry my bros, i will add him back
nvm he has me blocked
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leave it to me!
nvm he has me blocked too
sigh. you idiots
hey... not emo boy 😋
...
i'm sorry.
we were just joking alright...
can your "jokes" not happen at 2am when i'm trying to sleep
ohh.. you were trying to sleep...
yeah
you told me you were sleeping too 😐
ohh.. did i really say that...
yeah so go tf to sleep
but
but?
but.
anyway, just give him almond tofu and we're good to go
that will not work this time
yeah, you guys interrupted the guy's beauty sleep
oops
my bad ig
whoops
you guess?
yeah
i'm not 100% sure tho
well i 100% am sure it was your bad 😹👍
NO ONE ASKEF YOU HU TAO
actually smn did
YOUR MOM!! 🤪😋🤣🤣🤫
ignore the last one, typo emoji
it makes it slightly funnier
why is he
fr
why is childe
what
why are you
leave the poor child alone
i'm not a child.
huh
but your display name in the gc is literally child
HAHAHA SHE THINKS YOU'RE A KID 😹😹
...
that's bcuz my name is childe
i thought it was tartaglia
and i thought it was ajax tbh
i think he's having an identity crisis
does that mean he has three different personalities.
three different personalities and still no bitches
it literally can't get any more sad than that
SOTP LEACE ME ALONE
I HAVE PLENTY OF BITCHES ACTUALLY
names?
lemme think
take your time, kid
you'll definitely need it
I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A KID
what a whiny brat
he's prbly hungry
smn give him some food
but i'm not hungry
he's so hungry, he can't even tell he's hungry anymore
you poor thing
....
he ran out of words to say, too
CAN YOU ATOP
no, he can't atop
LMAO
i think you guys are making him angry
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as long as he doesn't start crying, it's fine
don't tempt me, i will cry.
then cry 😐
so aggressive
no but fr tho, you guys should sleep
nahhh
i gave it an attempt but it didn't work
give it another attempt
but i want to talk
your sleep is more important, you can talk later
he has a point ig
that's no fun
sometimes. life isn't fun
ohh boy, you guys woke up emo #4
who are the others.
well y'know
you guys labelled them...
yes
@xiao hey emo #1
omg
@xiao hey hey hey emo #1
NOT AGAIN
y/n, not again
sorry, i'll stop fr now
welp i think ima go hit the barn or smth
goodnight my homies
goodnight
gn
ig i'll go too now
good
gn everyone
gn xiao loml bye ily
stares at xiao menacingly
also stares at xiao menacingly
......
gn ilyt
HE SAID IT‼️
LMAO
HE'S CAPABLE OF SHOWING AFFECTION AFTER ALL‼️
stfu, you two
and also go to sleep
and also don't wake up again
we love you too 🥺
🤗
not more than me 😒👎
of course.
gonna pull a xiao rn
haha
Xiao reacted with 🖤
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