《Viva Las Vegas》What happened?
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Emma and Victoria wake up in a tilted SUV almost dug into a long silver pole, having no recollection of what happened the night before. They manage to get out of the car and wonder what happened.
the hell happened here, why is that car like.. ya know?
I don't know. If you don't know, then how am I supposed to know?
but you were in the car!
so were you!!
and where's rebel?
I don't know. She's not in the car.
do you think rebel did this as a prank or something?
are you kidding me! Rebel isn't capable of doing this. But I do fear for. We need to go find her.
A nun passes infront of Emma with a black eye, looking very guilty for some reason.
hey look! Do you think that nun might know what happened to Rebel?
I have a name, Emma. And why does that nun have a black eye.
but I'm Emma and I don't know, let's follow her.
Victoria and Emma stalk the nun into an old abandoned church, where they find Rebel in the arms of a gun man, no not intimately as she wishes, but in the most threatening demeanor.
REBEL! We're here to save you from this evil NUN.
Hey! I'm not evil. (Does a lil a prayer)
No.. it's this piece of hunk beside me (winking at him). Help me! You can put the gun down now
Wtf! You stupid. You're in my possession till this deal is over!
I can be in your 'possession' any day .
She seriously flirting with her potential killer?
let our friend go, what do you want (asking the gun man)
oh, he wouldn't know, Muahahaha. I'm the one setting this deal. After what you guys did last night.
(barely getting her question heard) what happened last night?
what deal? And who the hell are you?
oh! How rude of me.. hello, I'm Gangster R.O.B.
Gangster Rob?
naw fool! Are you deaf? Can you hear me? HELLO? is anybody home?! It's Gangster R.O.B.
(Spelling it out as R, O, B, like he's in kindergarten)
home? I thought this was a church..?
why is it R.O.B and not just Rob. And what's with the 'gangster' infront of your so called name?
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well first off, you're an idiot. Gangster because I'm a gangster and R.O.B because...... because it sounds better and I need something to hide my real name.
real name? Rob?
shut up! Keep your mouth closed. Who the hell told you my name?! Shoot her!!!!
No wait, don't shoot her, she needs to get me what I want.
and that would be?
After Gangster R.O.B explains his plan on using the two girls to get his money back, especially since they were involved with him losing it in the first place; a ransom to release Rebel. They... well... they become quite selfish.
yeah... like that's ever going to happen...
I agree. Screw her, let's go.
screw you!!!! Screw her, screw him! Screw your whole family!!!!!!!!
ew. No thanks. That's gross.
(slaps Rebel) this is a church! We don't use inappropriate language, especially infront of God as our witness.
(almost in tears) but she said it first.
we can't get you that amount of money especially in a short amount of time.
I'm sure you'll think of a way. And hurry. Time is ticking. Poor huge girl, we promise we won't starve her while you're returning what you stole from me.
Emma and Victoria are given instructions on what to do to help them get back the money they 'happen' to steal. First they must go back and follow their steps from last night to remember what exactly took place.
we can't pull this off.
I know, but Rebel's life is at stake.
I don't think Rebel minds being captive to that beast She calls a hunk.
Emma? Do you remember what happened last night?
uhh.. What happened last night?
I don't know, I asked you first.
oh! I thought it was rhetorical. Well, naw I don't, I don't know.
Emma and Victoria go back to the SUV to figure out how it got in that position. Their eyes catches a view of the Nun blessing random strangers at a park nearby, who they head towards hoping to get answers about last night.
hey!
shush! We don't wanna scare her off. We need answers.
oh. It's you guys.... I just want to say; no more, please. I'd like to keep one eye from becoming like the other one.
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wait.... did we cause that injury to your eye?
you really don't remember?
no. Now tell us what happened!
Emma!
please?
ugh, fine. Although, my blessings are not with you and will never be, I'll tell you.
preach (says it under her breath)
(ignoring Emma) it started when the fat one bursted into the church while I was doing my rituals and connecting with God. Then you two followed behind with boxing gloves for some reason and forced me to join your atrocious fight, attempting to punch one another, one of you ended up making me the punching bag, bruising my poor eye. (Becoming slightly emotional)
must've been Rebel.
no. I didn't want to disclose who it was, but it was you.
well then. That just shows how tough I am.
... that's all you can give us? That we bursted into the church and gave one of your eye a dark circle?! And why the hell were we wearing boxing gloves? Where did we even get those from?..
oh, speaking of boxing, I thought I saw a gym near that roundabout. Maybe someone there must've seen us?
at night?
I'm just trying to help!
fine. You're probably right, high chance that no one saw us. But we can go ask, just in case.
The girls arrive at a local gym near their hotel. And ask around about what happened. A young man greeted the girls as they entered, after being 'interrogated' by them like some kind of criminal. He hesitantly responded to all questions, leaving them to a dead end. A distant stranger mentioned about the girls being drunk. They then began remembering the bar they went to, right before the strange happenings. Off they went to the bar for some more clues.
oh my god...! How can we forget the bar and those hot bartenders, except for the female, damn slu--
what did that poor girl ever do to you?
poor? Poor my buttocks!
just, please don't start a fight for no reason, we're almost there.
They enter the shattered door of the bar, the owner making his way toward the girls. Seconds later, scolds them for what they have done.
it wasn't me!!! I was pushed into it, it was that beast that came out of nowhere.
I don't care. You're paying for the damage.
paying?! Where the heck do you think I can get the money from to pay for a door like that!!!
not how it was last night. Yesterday you were flaunting your money everywhere, I don't see why it should be hard to pay for one door!
what money?!
the bag full of money.
A stranger interrupts the argument, calling herself Diane. She asks Emma about the bag they found when they met in the ladies restroom. Emma, having no memory of who this strange woman was.
um.. are you sure it was me? It might have been someone who happens to look alike. (Trying to brush Diane off)
no.. no. It was definitely you. There was a bag, a blue bag you had taken with you, you know where you put it?
look lady! I have no idea who you are or what bag you're on about! Please leave me be!!
bag? Bag full of money? Holyshi--! wait wait... oh my lord. It is.. maybe. Is it? Maybe o m l! (Leans over to Emma and whispers) what if the bag you supposedly had was Gangster R.O.B's?
no friggin way! I'm so dead
where did you leave the bag? Hurry we can go save Rebel from those retards now!
I DON'T KNOW!!!!!! I don't know..... I...
okay.. okay. Calm down. Let's go find that bag.
Gangster R.O.B awaits for their current status on what's happening with his ransom. The girls inform him that they're looking for his bag, but can't seem to know where they misplaced it.
It's getting late and I'm so tired, can we look for the bag tomorrow?
fine, let's hope Rebel is alive tomorrow.
After a long afternoon and night of searching for the item, they go back to the hotel and rest their tired out, sweaty bodies.
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