《Viva Las Vegas》Dudes vs Dudettes
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3 girls encounter upon these 5 extremely gorgeous dudes, but there's a catch. No, they're not gay. Maybe one, but not the rest. They're competitive and certainly act as if they weren't interested in girls, they are... just not these 3. They meet at a karaoke showdown just outside of a famous casino in Vegas.
kept my promise.
yesss! OMG! I could kiss you!
please, don't. I don't want to start having nightmares.
???
let's enter our names for this contest.
I already did.
what?! When?!
yesterday. When you two were busy smacking each other with bowling balls.
we were trying to weight lift stupid.
with bowling balls, yeah, it's stupid.
so what do we do now? Go in?
well, duh! It's not like we're going to stand out here and sing!
let's go ask someone about this whole contest thing while we enter.
Victoria started asking around about the karaoke contest and realised she was asking most of the contestants. The 5 guys approach.
oh damn.
... who... are... they?.......
hey ya'll.
The 5 introduce themselves as Austin, Mason, Kev, Liam and Trevor.
hey.. (bursts out laughing) you three are in the contest?
yeah why?
what's so funny??
what they said. And what's the prize?
you girls look like you're lost. This contest isn't for any of you. And money is the prize.
come on guys, we haven't even asked for their names yet.
like that's important (sarcastically).
hey balloon, what's your name?
me?
girl, what kinda name is a me?
her name is Rebel and she's not a balloon, she's a homosapien.
OoO a dork.
I will get your friends fist and shove it far, way far up that butt hole of yours, if you ever call me that again.
I think Kev will enjoy that more than any of us.
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shut.. up. Shut that hole. Shut that hole on your face. Shut all the holes you currently have on your body!
calm them nips, b****. We are on one team! It's them we are against.
I gotta agree with Trevor.
It's sad really these... these...
morons?
no. I'm thinking worse.
elephants?
no. Much worse.
okay um... let me think....
if you think for a second, that you can bring us down with all these minor insults then, boy, you're wrong.
yeah. We'll beat your ass with a microphone real deep and hard.
(blatantly coughs) Kev.
okay... Emma. Can we dial down the whole intimate references.
what you on about? I'm talking about beating them in this contest.
I think she means is that you're being a bit too s*x*ul with Liam, who by the way isn't interested in you, he keeps looking at my direction, just so you know.
ew no friggin way.
Announcer announces the competitors and music to lip sync to. First up: 5 boys and then the 3 girls.
They then have to beat each other during the finals, also try to beat the other competitors.
"I came in like a wrecking ball..."
"we.. are never ever ever getting back together."
we were never together sweetie.
shut up your goblets and go along with it.
"why'd you lie to me...can't be trusted, good for nothing type of brother...."
"I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive"
woooo! My turn.
hey! Me next b****!
hey.. hey.. come on back off with the swearing!
calm your nips. He's like that. And he's right. We're next. She should butt in like that.
she didn't, she just got over excited.
yeah! What Vic said.
"tried to hold me down, you can't stop me now, I paid my dues.."
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oka....y. Now my turn. "And I wonder if you know, how it really feels, to be left outside alone, when it's cold out here..."
"and you seem... to break like time, so fragile on the inside, you climb these grapevines..."
Trevor feeling left out, leaves the contest.
f*** this shit, I'm out. (Sings) "F*** this shit I'm out. MMMMMM HMMMMMM, F*** this shit I'm out. No thanks. Don't mind me. Imma just grab my stuff and leave. Excuse me please. F*** this shit I'm out. Nope! F*** this shit I'm out. Alright then
I don't know what the f*** just happened, but I don't really care Imma get the f*** up outta here. F*** this shit I'm out!"
that actually was a catchy song. Bravo mate.
The winner is later announced.
hah! Yes we won!!!
o my G. We actually did it!
hold on a min. They haven't said who the winner is yet.
they said 3.
yeah but there are 4 other groups with 3 people.
shit.
yeah...
No. I need to take a dump. You guys happen to know where the toilet is?
oh.
no. Sorry.
It's on the left behind the mini bar.
thanks.
speaking of bars. Let's go get high on mezcal. Who's up?
ew no worms for me thanks.
you probs already have some, down.. there... (sarcastically)
o my god LIAM!
Liam seriously stop picking on out lil D lover.
not you too!
what? I was helping you...
As they argue all night, it is revealed that none of the girls or boys won, another group of 2 girls and 1 boy won.
The girls and guys don't get and long still so they leave with no remorse of the event and forget they ever met.
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