I'm really excited for this weekend

Me too babe

so are you gonna pack tonight or tomorrow?

probably tonight

since we're leaving tomorrow

true

I'll pack my undies

I guess I should pack my lingerie

holy shit, lingerie?

horny alert

I mean hungry

autocorrect

sorreh

"autocorrect"

good one, Follese

nice save

sorry, I tried

A+ for you

thanks babe

I'd love to see you in a teacher's outfit

Alex stop

you creeper

SORRY SORRY

I'll stop

did you ever talk like this to Sky?

Me and Sky had a different way of talking

mostly involve insults and sarcasm

I don't think I ever talked to dirty to Sky

she hates me

well I feel special now

you probably should

I love you

I love you too

I'm really excited for this weekend

me too

I should really go pack

I'll talk to you later

okay

bye babe

**

I should really go pack

tf are you talking about?

ARE YOUR PARENTS GOING ON A VACATION WITHOUT ME?

YOUR PARENTS LOVE ME THOUGH

I ALWAYS GO ON A VACAY WITH YOU GUYS

well it's not exactly a vacation

and it's not exactly with my parents

but you can go

...oh god

you're going to kill me aren't you?

shit

sky I'm sorry

I PROMISE I DON'T ACTUALLY HATE YOU

I REALLY LIKE YOU

PLEASE DON'T HURT ME

chill

we're just going camping

do you own a tent?

or sleeping bags?

I live in philly

wtf?

no I don't own either

oh

well we need to buy a tent

and sleeping bags tonight

TONIGHT?

WHY

we're going camping

and we're leaving tomorrow afternoon

FOR HOW LONG?

idk a few days

probably until Monday

so three days

three days?

In the wilderness?

I'd rather die

Me: chill your butthole

it's for a good cause

what's the cause?

my sanity

WAIT

WAIT

wait

w a i t

this is about Alex and Scarlett going camping

isn't it?

Sky you're losing your brain

what little of it that's left

dan pls

I don't want those two out in the wilderness alone

I need to make sure that Alex doesn't do anything with her

PLS

isn't he going to know that you followed him?

do you know where they're going?

what happens if he gets pissed?

isn't that a little stalkerish?

Sky, why?

as Alex and I being friends, it's my sworn duty to make sure he doesn't do the frickle frackle

you two aren't friends though

sHUT UP DAN

WE'RE FRIENDS

I'M HELPING ALEX

I'M COCKBLOCKING OK

THIS IS GREAT

IT'S GOOD BONDING

DON'T YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WILD

and have some fun for three days

fun?

you mean no wifi or 3g

no mcdonalds

no computers

no tv

no girlfriend?

Dan help me pls

I'll be your best friend

I'd rather die

god no

dan :((

FINE

I'll go

BUT I'M NOT HELPING YOU STALK

I EXPECT YOU TO BUY ALL THE FOOD I'LL NEED

AND PROVIDE ME WITH CUDDLES WHEN I'M LONELY

and IF IT ALL GOES TO HELL

DON'T BLAME ME

fine

can you at least come to the store with me to get the shit?

you can pick out all the food you want

and I'll hug you

okay okay

this should be fun

let's go

"I'm bored," Dan whines.

"Shut up, they're about to leave."

"Do you know how far away the campground is?"

"No? I'm not much of a stalker," I huff. Not that much.

"Really?" Dan snorts. "You're only parked on the street where he lives with a car full of camping stuff just so you can follow some guy who you didn't, excuse me, don't even date, for what? So you can hear them doing it in the tent beside you?"

"No," I sigh. "Because I said so."

"Perfect logic, Sky," Dan throws is hands up in the air.

"I just don't want him to do anything inappropriate with her, okay?"

"Does it matter? He's dating her, Sky."

"But it should be me, Dan!" I raise my voice. He's started to piss me off.

"Sky, I think you're slightly psychotic. Just move on," Dan sighs.

"I can't, not yet."

Dan shakes his head. "They're leaving."

"Road trip has begun! Let's go," I move my hand towards the radio, but Dan smacks my hand.

"Are you stupid? One of the rules was I get to decide the station."

"We made no such rule!"

"We did now."

"Rude," I mumble.

This is going to be a long ass drive, I know it. And when I get there Alex is probably going to be pissed as he. He's going to tell me off. I don't know, I'd probably leave if he did. Probably.

I guess we'll wait and see how this plays out.

"This going to end badly," Dan huffs, changing the station.

"Probably, but at least we'll have a good laugh, right?" I look at Dan, but he doesn't say anything.

"Right, Dan?"

"Sure, Sky."

"What time is it?" Dan grumbled, moving the seat forward.

"Nine," I sigh, rubbing my eyes.

"Are we there yet?"

"Yeah, we just arrived. I swear this place looks like a scene from a horror movies. It was just trees for the last half hour."

"Where are we?"

"Grand old Milford, Pennsylvania."

"Milford? Ew, I've never heard of it." Dan Scrunches his nose.

"Google says the population is like a little over a thousand people. Perfect murdering weather."

"Stop, Sky. If anyone dies, it should be Alex and Scarlett while they're doing it. We'll be the two who escapes."

"Only one of us is going to escape," I cough.

"Then me," Dan pushes his hair back.

"I'll remember you, Sky. I'm sorry."

"Thanks," I huff.

"So why are we sitting in the car?"

"I didn't want to get out by myself, I'm scared."

"Alex and Scarlett are literally right there. They're five feet from us, you're not going to die. God, you're so stupid." Dan gets out of the car and opens up the trunk.

He's going to be mad. The fact he hasn't noticed that my car is parked right beside him amazes me. I guess he's so lost in Scarlett's eyes.

I get out of the car and take the bags from Dan.

"Sky?" Alex stops in tracks and squints his eyes.

"Hey, Alex! Quite strange seeing you here."

"Yeah, strange.."

"Who would've guessed that we would both go camping on the someday, in the same place?

God, I love Milford." You should probably shut up, Sky.

"Yeah," he puts his hands on his hips.

"Can I talk to you for a second, Sky? In private, please."

"Why not ay it in front out all our friends? We're classmates, we got this."

"Sky." I don't think he amused like I wanted him to be.

I lower my head and follow Alex towards the other side of the road. This is when he's going to murder me. Alex is the killer. My subconscious better tell somebody. That makes no sense, Sky. Maybe you really are crazy. Maybe you'll wake up the next day and you're the only one alive. The cops will automatically assume you were the killer because you're crazy.

Alex turns around. "What are you doing here?"

"I came to spend time with my classmates," I shrug.

"You're losing your damn mind, Sky. You've become psychotic since Scarlett and I got together."

"I'm not losing my mind. This makes perfect sense in my head."

"Why are you here? And you better tell me the real reason."

"Because," I sigh. "Because I didn't want anything, you know, to happen."

"What?" He yells. "You're absolutely bonkers, Sky! I can't believe you're jealous. I have no intentions of sleeping with Scarlett!"

"I'm sorry!" I raise my voice. "I just thought and I don't know! I was just grossed out and I'm sorry."

"And I thought I was the jealous one."

"Shut up. You still are."

"I never followed you and Kyle on a date," he raises his eyebrow.

"Probably because I didn't announce to the whole world that I was going on a date with him."

"You did, though. You just never said where."

"So, you're admitting you'd follow me?"

"No," he shakes his head.

"Pfft, liar," I tease.

"I would've watched from a distance. Not ordered dinner right beside you.""

"Well, I think I just one-upped you."

"This is not a competition, Skylar Rose."

"It is now," I shrug.

"Never."

"Yes."

"No."

"Why are you arguing, Axel?"

"My name isn't Axel! And I'm not arguing."

"Whatever you say, Axel." I roll my eyes.

"So you're really going to stay, huh?"

"If you want me to leave.." she shrugs.

"No, no. I mean," I rub the back of my neck. "You drove three hours, so I mean why not?"

"That's what I thought you said.. Axel," she laughs.

"I swear, if you call me Axel again," I huff.

She peers at me. "You'll do what exactly?"

"I'll take you right here, right now."

Sky gasps. "Are you talking dirty to me?"

"No. What? I was going to wrestle you. God, Sky, calm your womanhood."

"Oops.. They started talking."

"Gross," I scrunch my nose.

"Yeah, that's gross? Have you smelled you? Oh my god, we've only been here a few minutes and you already smell like a caveman."

"Shut up. I smell amazing."

Sky starts walking away making gagging noises. I huff and follow behind her.

"So, are you two done arguing?" Dan whines.

"We were nit arguing. We were having an impolite discussion about our mutual hate of each other," Sky sits beside Dan. Scarlett coughs and points toward the seat beside her and I sit down.

"I set up the fire," Scarlett whispers.

"I helped," Dan speaks up.

"Really?"

"Yeah, asshole. I supervised."

"Thanks."

"You're not welcome. I did it for Scarlett because she's the only person who's not an asshole."

"Thank you, Dan.. I think?" Scarlett smiles.

"You're welcome, but I still hate you."

"Why?" she frowns.

"Because I ship Skylex so fucking much and you're ruining my couple."

"Dan!!" Sky whispers. "Shh, we say that behind their back."

"Sorry," Dan whispers.

"I'm bored as fuck. I need cuddles, Sky."

"No, Dan. You're drunk, go home."

"Sky," Dan whines.

"No,"

Dan grabs my sleeping bag and pulls me towards him. "Dan, no cuddling."

"You promised."

"Fine," I groan. Dan puts his arm around my waist and buries his face in my neck.

"Your fat is soft and warm," he mumbles.

"Get away from me, your dick is pocking me."

"Sorry, he's happy."

I stick my tongue out in disgust. "I think you're fucking gross, Dan."

"I think you're beautiful, now shut up. I'm trying to sleep."

"Ugh," I sigh. "Goodnight, Dan"

"Goodnight, Sky."

"I'm sorry, Scarlett."

"Why?" She mumbles, rubbing her eyes.

"I didn't know she was coming. But I told her she could stay."

"It's fine, Alex."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, Alex," she takes a deep breath, closing her eyes.

"Are you tired?" I whisper.

"Mm," she turns over.

"Goodnight, Scarlett."

"Mm," she repeats

I sigh and pull my phone out.

sorry Alex

Sky?

yeah..

was it that obvious?

yes

hey it's okay

tbh I don't know if I'd be able to keep us entertained for three days

by us you mean you and Scarlett

yeah

I'm surprised at how nice you're being...

that's because I know your intentions were good

plus it's kinda sexy that you came all this way just to keep me clean 4 u ;)

I just want you to to be happy

but I want you to be happy with me

and I know you rejected me and I should move on.

but it's so hard

I fucking hate feelings

same haha

I'm sorry, Sky

I know what it's like to be rejected

multiple times by girl

who doesn't even know your name

and then rejected MORE when she does know who you are

but I'm with Scarlett and you can't keep trying come in between us

I know

and I'm sorry for rejecting you many times

it's okay. I never stopped loving you even after the many painful rejections

we should probably sleep

hiking tomorrow

goodnight, Sky

goodnight, dickface

rlly

Unknown number: stfu

[]

"Dan, are you going to do anything?"

"No, not until I go home."

"So, you're just going to sit in this tent for the rest weekend?"

"Yes."

"Wow, okay," I roll my eyes. "You enjoy this tent then."

"I will. I'll probably jack off while you're gone."

"Ew, stop."

"Sky, are you ready?" Alex shakes the tent a bit."

"Dan's being a bitch. He doesn't want to go."

"Oh, well," Alex mumbles.

"I heard that you dick," Dan yells.

"My bad."

I slip on some shorts and unzip the tent. "I'm ready."

"Finally! It's only nine," Alex rolls his eyes.

"Oh my god! Nine? Only nine? Wow, sorry"

"Sarcasm, well noted."

"Thanks."

"Wasn't a compliment."

"It is now, Axel," I smile. "Scarlett! Did you know that Alex love being called Axel?"

"No?" She furrows her eyebrows.

"That's because I don't," Alex mumbles.

"Axel."

"Oh my god, Sky. This is going to be the longest hiking trip ever if you keep up your attitude."

"Attitude?"

"Yes, attitude."

"Me?"

"Yes, you."

"No," I shake my head. "Impossible."

"Do you two always argue?" Scarlett tugs on Alex's arm.

"Yes," we say at the same time.

"Pinch, poke. Suck the hot dog. Axel."

"That's not even how it goes! And stop calling me Axel!" Alex yells.

Alex reaches for Sky's hand. You're trying my life, Alex. Holding hands? Are you serious?

I'm bored already. Wow, I hate exercising. I hate hiking. I hate being here. This is boring. Is it over yet? Why is it so warm? I hate outdoors! I could be in my bedroom watching Netflix.

"Scarlett, what are you going to do about church tomorrow?" I jog to catch them up.

Damn, liking running a marathon to simply walk 2mph faster than my normal speed of 0.5 mph.

"Sky, church isn't school. I'm not forced to go. Besides, God is with me everywhere, every day," she smiles. "And I'll be thinking of Him while I'm away."

I snort. "Not if you're spending your Saturday getting shagged five ways to Sunday," I mutter under my breath.

"Sky," Alex glares.

"Oh, sorry. Did you hear that?" Did I said it that loud?

Alex stops and turns towards me. "I did. Apologize."

"I'll apologize when I care about hurting her feelings," I shrug.

"Sky, you're being a huge jerk," Scarlett rises her voice. Jerk?

Wow, even when she insults me she's bad at it.

"I don't care."

"I'm tired of your attitude. You're constantly mean to me and from what I've heard, Alex too. Plus you're constantly trying to get in between Alex and I," she takes a step towards me.

"I'm tired of you following us around and trying to wedge between us. Alex has moved on and you should too. He's not interested in you, so stop."

"You've talked shit about me, Alex?"

"No. I simply told Scarlett how I felt about you and out relationship."

"Our relationship?" I snort. "You and I never had a relationship and I'm glad. I should've never came, because I knew that you were still the same Alex you were before. "